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also i like planes

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put a bottle of water in the fridge over night and sipping it now. this is living.

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have you tried drugs?
almost as better

it's the same thing

>it's almost 3pm and i'm drinking my first cup of covfefe
You are doing it wrong!
The first cup goes with breakfeast
Fika comes later

i hate accidents except when we went from friends to this

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this is breakfast, pal

don't ever (You) me again. you gypsy rat fuck

Albeit it's not. Other than that I agree.

oh dear
what you're gonna do about it??

nothing

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You replied to the wrong person though.

im going to get some more desperados

>be me
>just had car stolen by gang of niggers
>cold rainy night
>120 miles from home
>$10 in pocket
>after half an hour of phone calls convince a friend nearby to let me stay at his place and give me a ride tomorrow
>feel like death with how hungry and cold i am
>walk into nearest restaurant
>order a $5 plate of pasta
>tip the rest since it was decent and it's not like $5 will make anything better
>stand up to leave
>waiter gives me look of disgust
>entire restaurant looks at me frightened
>"Uhhhh, where's the rest of the tip?"
>what the fuck
>"Read the sign, buddy."
>she points to a sign on the other end of the restaurant
>TIPS UNDER 1000% WILL BE PUNISHED WITH RAPE

At 3pm? No way. You aren't fooling me.

owo

he's a proxy in north America. it's 9 AM here.

hey pal it's 6am here

I see, that explains it.

where?

>owo
oh-wa

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brewing another cup rn
>

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foggy day today

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nice weather desu

that's how it's looked around here the past few days too

das it mang

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i guess the end of the day
he's gonna go to the pub right

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Basically me
Should have tipped buddy haha

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lol

I've cooked and ate a dinner, the way I like eat. Being hungry for two days made the meal extra fine and delicious.
I wish I got some beer or wine. Damn.

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that bread is the worst.
I still wonder why people eat it or buy it.

rate

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does that happen frecuently?

Since I haven't been fapping much I've had constant boners for the past week from thinking about twinks and other hot guys I see on campus.

happens what? Me being lazy as fuck and not eating properly? It happens, that's why I'm lanky and don't have any belly

Hunger is the best spice.

no wonder Russians are so smart,, they do so much with little resources.

yeah, if I'm hungry enough to start cooking I generally don't bother making anything fancy. If I'm not that hungry I just procrastinate. This time I made a conscious effort and actually made decent bolognese sauce.

russians eat DICK

DAS RITE

semen is high on protein... take that vegans.

US propaganda in action. Trump is virtually a Russian hero and does everything to please Putin yet amerifags thinks it's the other way and ze russians eat dick. Yeah, right, lmao.

why so cranky? didn't have your morning DICK yet?

r/murderedbywords

Should I get a pedicure? My feet itch and my toenail is falling off. I don’t know where else to go

US navy at its finest.
un fucking believable. The best army in the world you say?

> US Navy woman spends her free time dressing up as a giant HUSKY DOG in a homemade 'fursuit' - but she insists it's NOT a 'sexual fetish' and says her husband and colleagues fully support her 'furry' lifestyle

courtesy of:

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6405871/US-Navy-woman-dresses-giant-HUSKY-DOG-homemade-fursuit.html

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indiachan.com/b/res/26496.html

The Indians shittalking in my thread are funny

I'm a russian, not an amerifag. Why would I ever do that? It's disgusting.

would be worse if it was a guy

bit gay but yes

Something tells me she isn't alone there. There are lots of "bad boys" there to pleasure her.

twitter.com/innesmck/status/1067136206813581313

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love that yank gimmick where they pretend to be boomers with forum signatures about their service in the georgia air national guard reserves in the early '80s

>trans
>cant even figure out how to measure out a cup
sounds about right, mental midgets

thedailybeast.com/how-a-cooling-vest-invented-by-a-furry-made-its-way-into-the-us-military

> Travis finished 14 years of military service clad ears-to-paws in white fur striped with electric blue.

> In his fursuit, Travis is better known as “Stolf,” a fantastical big cat blending the features of a snow leopard, tiger, and wolf.

> In his green claws, the former armorer for the U.S. Army held a collection of military insignia, including a Combat Action Badge, signifying that he had engaged with enemy fighters in Iraq. He stood before an amused audience of men in tight haircuts and camouflage as his unit came together to honor his service.

It looks you are to have a fursuit to join the navy.

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yvan eht nioj

yvan eht nioj

sneed

>woman
>born male
LOL

Need to stop ordering things from literally nowhere, Lithuania. I spend more on shipping than I do for the actual product

they’re learning. it’s like a different site from a while back.

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=7V02QF9bwcY
I'm getting a fursuit right now and then
yvan eht nioj
bitches

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dont want kids
ever
youtube.com/watch?v=1uCpDHzm_DM

well yeah, ur a gay homo. we don’t need anymore inbred children running around.

Homosexual are gay

>inbred
nigga my father had 3 families with at least one child
yeah okay they were cousins two of them
but you know

i bet you are the type of guy who rebury the body each time you had sex.

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luul

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oh lord i havent had proper sex in 5 years or so
and i dont care for it
only care for the guys in it

>havent had proper sex in 5 years

must be nice

I feel so fucking great it's unbelievable.

Should go to sleep already, it's almost 1am

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it is
drink all day

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how are incels seen in british society?

incels?

i dont think there are any

get a load of this nerdherd

Hello buddies

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youtube.com/watch?v=C3BbzWimtYI

fuck

do black people really hang out outside of convenience stores and gas stations in USA? if so why?

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They have no air conditioning or heating, so they loiter since they'll be uncomfortable anyways.

I haven't seen this in my town.

my life sucks

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I think gas stations in black neighborhoods have more general-purpose businesses
I was at this one nigged out gas station in Toledo few years back and they had a hair salon right next to the 7-11
U dont see that kind of ghetto shit in white neighborhoods

The black people living in poor areas who don't want to hurt you are usually very cordial and helpful
I got some rides from this black dude named Antwone when I was going to community college
We listened to Tha Carter III together during the ride, he was very passionate about Wayne

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On the flip side, this other old black dude at the same school hastled me (ay yo man i aint got no ride missed the last bus you gimmie a ride man please!) for a ride and had me drop him off at the bus depot at about 11 pm. Was shitting my pants driving down there cause that neighborhood is pure trash and this guy was pretty sketchy. Turned out the guy only wanted a ride after all. Gramps even spotted me a fiver.

the people had enough with me

why build one when you can have two twoce the price?

youtube.com/watch?v=Et4sMJP9FmM&

Another time this darkie who introduced himself to me as Clifton outside the L stop closest to Union Station in Chicongo and gave me directions to actually get to Union Station (what a piece of shit city, you literally have to walk like 5 blocks to get to the station from the L).
Was a sincerely cool guy, I gave him the rest of my L fare and a fiver to carry my bags to Union Station. He told me he was on drugs and prefers being homeless in the city cause its easier to get around than in the burbs. Dude even made CHANGE for me, I gave him a 10 spot, he was pretty reluctant about giving me the 5 in change but a deal's a deal and he held to it.

I feel like you could edit that part out of the movie but I know the first half relies a lot on competition between the people who get to go on the mission. Any fan edits exist??

>made my first tweet last night
>some1 liked it
hehehehe

@110962075
Remove your tripcode and it will improve drastically