/brit/

haha yes go on

am i automatically a cunt if i get a job as a doorman? is it more respectful to be a prison guard or a doorman

t. priscilla poster

Why a girls with blokeish faces so fuckint hot

my mum is so happy Im back home. I feel guilty of leaving again.

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your bent

I've got cum of steel

how do I get smaller nipples?
not fat

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wish i'd spent more of my youth playing video games and less of it shagging around :\

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bored of international football

would never go as low. its just some leaf cunt who wrongly reported me a couple of days ago but was phoneposting. cant post from my phone anymore

Women, heh, can't live with em, can't live without em *sips*

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seeing my mum early next year for the first time in 6 years. very much looking forward to it and I'm going to spoil her with some nice dinners/tour

Fuck off yank. Back to >>>/cum/

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just file the ends off

go to your settings clear your cache + go on airplane mode then turn it off and post on 4g

sta brezit

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it's alright lad i'll keep her company x

>for the first time in 6 years
were you in jail
i mean a jail thats not already australia aha

this but unironically and spelt correctly

good lad

nah some doormen are alright. it's a shit job compared to a prison guard though.

the stache made my face kino
i recommend you all grow one

Sara and rosie

>doorman
>prison guard

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everyone already has one mate

you reckon prison guard is a better job? explain please lad

the only perk i thought to being a doorman is that i get to spend all night looking at dressed up slags all night

need my arse blasted

What's it like to stick your penis in a vagina for the first time lads?

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Sipping a steaming cup of joe

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I can't. Nothing grows in the middle

underwhelming

sipping a steaming cup of maisies piss

not as good as the 2nd time

chon
youtube.com/watch?v=jQbMuiuE5es

not really certain

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me ma said i look like a rapist with it. reckon its a compliment.

me? think i look like alain delon with it

thought it was a joke but rubbing ejaculate on skin genuinely stimulates hair growth
got hair in places you wouldn't believe because of it

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this

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no, shan't

post alain delon face

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trying something

back of your throat?

its not democracy if people dont vote for what i want

rocco and his brothers
what a peng film

Kaspersky going bonkers

youtu.be/ItqcCxn6eCY

The future of Britain..

don't have a stache because my hair is mostly dark with some strands of light blonde here and there, looks horrible

drinking lots of water lads

Actual banger

youtu.be/KF0M2TrhOhI

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nah just on opposite sides of the planet

old.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/d0rhri/i_walked_in_on_my_wife_with_another_guy/

>We were together since I was 16 years old. I am 29 now. We have 4 kids...

ta mate it worked xx

good one haha, like i'm bent or something
no, just meant between my arse cheeks

croydon mentioned

any tim updates

when you think about it, staying in britain was the real penal colony

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This is why you stay strapped

haha
penal

my brother's ex works as a prison guard and as far as I know she's never even been injured in the job. prisoners know that hitting staff is a very bad idea so it rarely happens
doormen on the otherhand have to deal with pissed up cunts every night

what time are you lads going to start drinking?

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any of you lads ever taught english abroad?

holidays are over lads. back to paris tomorrow. feeling a bit down. here's a piccy i took yesterday

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yeah

no, I prefer women who can already speak it
aha x

yeah once spent 20 minutes in benidorm trying to get pedro to understand the english for three more lagers pronto

if invading /fr/ and shitposting in english counts, yeh

aye but i imagine prison guards are unanimously despised by inmates and im sure its a diff experience if youre a woman as opposed to a bloke, still i imagine its probably better pay

3 crumpets down the gullet

Ive never had a crumpet fuck me

they're shit

i have, was proper hung, couldnt walk for days

ugh, hate people who treat their dogs like kids
*says I while having my dog lie across me*

really?

I'd hope not!

>The former Director of Public Prosecutions Lord MacDonald has told Sky News Prime Minister Boris Johnson could go to prison if he refuses to delay Brexit

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I don't think this is accurate; inmates tend to view guards more as working stiffs so long as they don't abuse their power. They hate cops but are more indifferent towards guards.

havent fussed my dog since yesterday morning cos he got his dick out when i was giving him a fuss and i aint about that gay shit nigga

that's not a crumpet, that's my wife!

ask me tomorrow morning:)

sourdough crumpets from waitrose are peng