Quick! You have to migrate to Canada right now without looking up the provinces. Which one do you choose and why...

Quick! You have to migrate to Canada right now without looking up the provinces. Which one do you choose and why? Once it's chosen you cannot go live elsewhere in Canada.

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Nunavut
>least amount of Canadians

Quebec, so I can meet Pat and Woolie and learn your weird French.

Alberta

Newfoundland

t. Celt

BC is clearly the most interesting of all the provinces.

PEI

I want to go there

I want to learn their mysteries

interior BC

nunavut because its winter all year and i get to live in an igloo.

Yukon so I can peacefully die in irrelevance and utmost isolation.

Quebec,
Learn french

Alberta so I don't have pink hairs screeching at me every single day.

>110966851
Cringe...

you now have crippling alcoholism

Québec obviously.

Moi je parle français.

Yukon

British Colombia, duh

Only right answers. Every other Canadian province has some kind of crippling defect.

Alberta

I take a five minute walk across the border and then go to Vancouver

Québec. No need to explain.

No one has mentioned Nova Scotia. What’s it like?
Like new Scotland?

British columbia for proximity or Saskatechwan to work a remote gas station

it's where tpb is set
entire economy is in halifax
the northern bit is like scotland, but still has trees

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Quebec because it speaks French and is the most beautiful province in Canada.

New Brunswick could be a good choice too

Ontario is a shithole

The Maritimes are too isolated

Manitoba and Sakatchewan have nothing

Alberta looks good too and I love their individualistic pro liberty mentality, but it doesn't speak a lot French.

British Colombia is also beautiful, but no.

The Northern provinces are too far away.

Newfoundland bc one of my friends lives there

>Alberta looks good too and I love their individualistic pro liberty mentality, but it doesn't speak a lot French.
did you know there's francophone metis reserves?
>Newfoundland bc
can only pick one province

British Columbia

Northwest Territories ima be at the lake that look like a dragon

Yukon.

Yukon or Nunavut.

Quebec, because the only cities in Canadistan I've been to are Montreal and Toronto, and Montreal looked nicer.

Ontario

I guess British Columbia is the most varied.

Ontario. The only relevant province.

Based
Coastal is better

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Any place that doesn't speak French. So anywhere but Quekek, I guess?

Lot of old people retire here, major healthcare shortages, lot of folks on welfare, shitty weather, trailer park boys is a surprisingly accurate demonstration of local culture. Not quite as boring as New Brunswick.

Also we get the left overs from a lot of hurricanes.

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I move to king william island

probably british columbia
would like to say somewhere in the maritimes, but theres only poverty there

Fuck off frenchie, we got enough of you assholes here in Quebec already.

Nunavut, that’s where my bf lived

Nunavut because fuck fake french quebec