Who /KHHV/ here

24 yo but I hugged a girl 13 years ago

I have a small peepee so I can't just go out and find a woman otherwise I would like being single, I prefer being alone 90% of the time anyway

im just a khv. c-can i join?

how small is your peepee, friend?

fuck females youtube.com/watch?v=J6oTIjvw_-8

10cm (4") erect also abnormally thin

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at least your country has lots of beer and french fries

KV masterrace here. HHv are cringe.

I had sex with multiple women but every single one told me my dick was small

I'm an honorary KV

i once cuddled while sleeping with a girl the entire night. still a KV tho.

how small is your dick?

13 cms

khhv volcel reporting in

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I have kissed, hugged and held hands but no sex. So I’m pretty close to a chad I think

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Purer than a monk

gay KHV here, I have been hugged before

h-hi

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24 yr old khhv here, ready for duty

more like copecel

does hugging 2nd cousin count?

29 here, but i kissed and hugged 2 girls 15 years ago, does this mean i can't post in this thread?

Yes, hello. 23yo pathetic khhv here.

21
been khv for about 6 months
had sex with 3 different girls and offered quite often from fatties on tinder
sincerely don't understand why I can't attract a girl with similar physique

i don't quite understand how you can manage to never have hugged a grill

did you guise just never go to school?

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>be ugly
>be awkward
>lack any social skills whatsoever
Pick one. Or several.

even those got hugged here. You'd have to be outstanding in all of those to end school without a hug

>You'd have to be outstanding in all of those to end school without a hug
haha yeah...

yeah i am khv, awkward and devoid of any social skills as well
but when you are like 13 or 14 or whatever, that doesn't matter so much

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28
I don't think I ever interacted in any way with a female other than my mom

pic is literally me

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That is outstanding by socially awkward robot standards, obviously even a normal virgin is outstanding by normie standards.

No but I didn't have sex or a kiss till 23

>even those got hugged here
then they were not ugly

Oh yeah now I remembered that I really got hugged that one time in school...
Well I guesss, I'll see you later virgins

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I was beyond robot standards in school but nowadays I can fake it. Still doesn't mean shit since I reached adulthood without having any friends after also not ever having had any.

You don't need to be good looking to get hugged. If anything you need to be socially capable. But even then in my classes when the year was over people would hug literally everyone else, it didn't matter who it was.

yeah that's what i mean
it seems that you can usually get away with social awkwardness and autism until maybe half way through school at which point it becomes very obvious and most grills stop talking to you

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>But even then in my classes when the year was over people would hug literally everyone else, it didn't matter who it was.
Then it doesn't mean anything if this is some Italian custom and literally everyone does this, it isn't different than valentine cards exchange forced by teacher in primary school.

>maybe half way through school
Define half way. Personally, as soon as I hit the 7th grade that's when shit hit the fan for me.

No it's not really a custom i don't think it's like socially mandatory or anything, but it's still a hug. I don't know if it's different our there, but here hugs are basically free if you are locked up in the same environment with other people(ie school) even if you don't like each other much.

Something like 14-15, i suppose it depends on your cunt's education system. idk what that is in grades
at least for me that's when i stopped having proper frens

It depends on how robotic you are. High school is much harder, but also middle school is the cutoff for some people, middle schoolers are pretty savage on robots.

14-15 is like somewhere around the 9th and 10th grade I think.
>middle schoolers are pretty savage on robots.
No fucking kidding. I got lucky and was mostly ignored, gladly they couldn't be bothered making fun of me in my face.

Well, this definitely isn't the case here, and I have hard time believing in this part
>even if you don't like each other much.
Somehow I get the impression you were blind like typical normie on how ugly and autistic people are treated in school. I get it can be different in various cunts but I don't belive this difference is so huge in universal maner as treatment of ugly robots

>Go to school, don't talk with anyone
>Go home
>Fuck around on internet
>Repear until summer vacation where I only do the third step
And thus is my delicious life from elementary to high school

>It depends on how robotic you are.
yeah, there were a few autists i remember who were just totally disregarded for the whole five years, but that was definitely a minority

I should correct myself, i didn't mean to say it's impossible to be hugless, i took the wrong tone, just that even for a robot I don't think it is that common, of course it depends on many factors,among which the class he is with, i was in a very anti bullying let's all be cool with eachother facade school, as many schools for good boy students tend to be, if for example i went to a work oriented high school i probably would be hugless myself as they tend to breed more bullying. I have seen at least 2-3 guys get hugged for the before Christmas break party who were despised by almost everyone. I think this is likely to happen very commonly in other schools like mine in italy. I can't attest to how different it would be in a different setting, but this is a common setting for an italian social autist.( actually i think i was told by a friend who went to a trash ass immigrants and retards school that he had a literal autist in class and he was kind of accepted so it might be he got hugged too, but i would have to ask him)

All you incels should be castrated and thrown in a pit

who hurt you

Also i am definitely not a normie eventhough i had a different experience from most robots reports i read. I am kisless handholdless(if i understand what people mean with handholdless, i did touch hands, but never in a romantic or "magic moment of empathy" manner)

>lost my virginity when I was 16
>turning 20 soon and haven't had sex since then

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Well it seems it is a little bit different but still you are talking about autists and I meant really ugly robots who were just unable to develop any social skills due being shunned because of the looks, at least this is how it is here. That kind doesn't get any pity hugs or empathy in any occasion

only the guy in my friend's school was a literal autist, others were normal socially incapable ugly guys.

KHV here as well, hello pals

hello fren
how will you remove the other letters

I am finally good at something at last

this except 17 and 28

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I'm a virgin and i have kissed a girl on the lips but i never had a tongue kiss.

I'm almost 30

I have fucked erin, erica, chelsea, kelly, lauren, kelsea, meli, emily, rachel, marge, whats her face, sarah, kayla, maranda, kaysie, mandi, morgan, roxanne, alaina, natalie, bella, different kelsea, sara, forgot her name too, sami, kaelyn, jess, amy, julia, hannah, sarah, gianna, brittany, jenna
think that's all of them, creampied only 10 unfortunately

Reporting in
Gonna move to the big city soon though and will get Tinder
wish me luck brehs

I wish you not, German pussy belongs to refugee cock

>german pussy
hell no
I only fuck black queens

based wolfgang

Alcoholic user here
I might just get back on Tinder mostly for the social aspect
Literally have no frens but fucked women before. I'd trade for some frens at this point man it's damn depressing drinking alone every weekend as a college student.

do dancing lessons during p.e. count as holding hands bros?

Sorry but not really since it's not with romantic intention, otherwise you could also claim the same by holding hands with your mom.

based, I can post here

i don’t think it needs to be necessarily romantic in intent, just as long as it is genuine
which p.e. class obviously isn’t

gtfo normie

I've held hands and cuddled, but never kissed or had sex. At 24 though, I feel now I want to keep it and only lose it if I really like a woman, rather than just lose it as if it's a bad thing like some modern degenerate

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>held hands and cuddled
You're a normalfag.

n-no I'm not. it was with a lesbian so it wasn't even real

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