Your plane crashes and you're stuck on a deserted island in the middle of the ocean with 3 people from various...

Your plane crashes and you're stuck on a deserted island in the middle of the ocean with 3 people from various international backgrounds. Which three countries would you rather have these people come from and why?

>Australian
He can provide entertainment and is probably pretty resourceful
>German
Engineering/organization autism
>British
For language purposes and they're usually pretty cool

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I would choose to be alone.

That's not a fun answer

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1 Chinese guy to communicate his location to the Chinese navy to come rescue us and bring us back to the U.S (I'd never set foot on the actual Chinese hivemind mainland)
and two Israelis

2 latinas and one queen please i don't care about abilities

just give me two native women and i will build you an empire

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Jew , because then people would care to save us
A Nordic twink for sexual relief
An Egyptian because they are bros

that looks like my town flag

it has berries on it

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anyone good for outdoor survival so no one first world

someone from south america, africa, asia

>Sentinelese
hunter and fends off any protestants
>italian
great cook and banter
>american
if we run out of food we can simply cut him open and take some burger leftovers out

Three M O L D O V A N S is the chad answer everything else is soy.

>Brit
Has most likely been to sea before.
>Brazil
Knows how to handle the wild nature
>Dutch
Friendly and humorous

australian

Japan, a qt girl if possible.
German, Autistic like me.
Israel, guarantees we'll get rescued.

1 nigra from kongo to build me a house out of poop
2 wamen from belarus and mongolia to have sex with me and to have sex with the kongo guy while I suck hes kongo nuts like the loyal Eu citizen Iam and
1 sissy from norway to teach me how to fish to feed the kongo guy.

3 fat yanks to eat

3 Swiss I don't want foreigners on my island

a canadian, and then an aussie and a finn so we can all bully the leaf

three women and it doesn't matter

why don't you just fish?

>Sweden
Just to have someone to speak Swedish with
>Poland
Someone has to build shelter
>Ukraine
Poland needs a friend (to bully) in order to not go crazy

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why didn't your ancestors just fish?

Wtf did I just read

One pacific islander couple so I can cuck the husband and make him do all the work while I fuck his wife. This is objectivily the best answer