Who would win, med bulls or nordic keks?

Browns and blacks are more agressive, so their side.

>we Nords
coping Finngol cringe

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No, Norway has no army, but Finland has 900,000. Estonia has an additional 300,000.

Hah, but you are forgetting one thing: Out of Europeans the only aggressive ones are FINNS.
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1341100/The-violent-gene-Genetic-mutation-Finnish-men-makes-fight.html

Furthermore, look at this.
>A study was undertaken of semen samples from 1082 fertile men from four European cities (Copenhagen, Denmark; Paris, France; Edinburgh, Scotland; and Turku, Finland).
>Finnish men had the highest sperm counts.
academic.oup.com/humrep/article/16/5/1012/2913506

And then look at this.
Southrons are not willing to die for their countries...

Finland alone is enough to win a war, at least a defensive one against any country except maybe USA and China.

Lets also keep in mind that we Nords are 2meter giants while meds are 150cm dwarfs.

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Your time has come nordoid

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Dailymail link seems to be broken
yle.fi/uutiset/osasto/news/finnish_researchers_discover_two_violence_genes/7560950
icenews.is/2011/01/03/gene-mutation-makes-finnish-men-violent/
helsinki.fi/en/news/health-news/gene-mutation-linked-to-reckless-drunken-behaviour

Pathetic.
We have been building up for a war ever since 1945. We have not stopped preparing for one second. Every Finnish man over the age of 18 is trained to kill. Every Finnish man will die for Finland, including the black Finns.

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>Lets also keep in mind that we Nords are 2meter giants while meds are 150cm dwarfs.

That's make you easier to hit

Try to hit me

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>>Finnish men had the highest sperm counts.
wtf I want to be cucked by Finnish BVLLS now

You are not cute

>Norway has no army
Wrong

21% of Spain's population is still more than the entire population of Finland.

a single spanish soldier can take on 50 nordoid soldiers with his bare hands and still have enough energy to fuck all the nordic women and men of the town

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France and Italy are both G7 powers, France alone has more people than all of Scandinavia, and France has nukes. Meds win easily.

Norway has the largest oil reserves in the world

They are the richest country in the world

Of course that does not apply to other Nords, we Finns are a different breed
>Finnish men without proven fertility had significantly higher sperm concentrations (after controlling for confounding factors) than Danish men without proven fertility, and mean levels were 126.8 and 68.5 million ml-1, respectively.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3739152/

>Why do Danes have smaller nuts than Finns
slate.com/human-interest/2010/02/why-do-danes-have-smaller-nuts-than-finns.html

I am correct, 20k is nothing.

Indeed indeed but that does not mean they would win against us.
Even if they had 100 times the numbers they would not be able to get Finland.
We have been preparing for an invasion by the Soviet Union for the entire time we've been at peace, do you really think some medshits would stand a chance?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_proven_oil_reserves

Norway is 21st on the list

The nordic bvlls would win if they hadn't such a small population.

I mistook it for sovereign wealth funds

We would win.

>I am correct, 20k is nothing.
This, and most of the norwegian army would go into hiding if a real war started

Are you blind to facts ?
We are the most lethal force in the world. Finnish soldiers were elites in both Swedish and Russian armies. Finnish sniper Simo Häyhä has the highest kill count.
Finnish men fought off the Soviet Union (3 mil against 200mil) when we were totally unprepared, when they literally had 100 times the tanks and tens of times the aircraft.
Now we are prepared.
Now we are trained.
Now we have allies.
What the fuck do you think that you could do ? Come on. Be serious. Even if all of Europe attacked Finland you wouldn't win. Not without nukes, and we all know that no one is ever going to use nukes again.

Who made this post? a swarthy brit who has convinced himself that he''s descended from Roman colonists, or a NORF BVLL who is convinced he's a viking rapebaby?

Neither, we'd be on the sidelines perfidious as ever :^)

Nothing personnel nordoid

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Is that a pride parade?

That's a Swedish carls gustav launcher

>blond
>spanish

Atlantean BVLLS Euskera Asturias Cantrabia Brezeih Cymru Eire

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no idea, but when spain deploys Jordi El Nino Polla to the battlefield, the nords are done for

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not so fast

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Do we have to?

Yes, thats why i said they would fuck your men and women, they are BI

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shut up, araP

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why aren't croats considered meds

>Med BVLLS gave us civilization
>Nord CVCKS gave us multiculturalism

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Nordcucks no need to apply

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mutts will win in the end

One greatly outnumbers the other.

norwegians got btfo though

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they are white

As we always do.

gender-neutral madness

Greeks are so armed they have the equivalent tank and air force of Turkey

Nords are fucked against Greece alone

What the catholic church does to a man. Last thing they will see before being crushed by the lutheran chad.

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Nord (future) soldiers surrounded by Med bvlls

youtube.com/watch?v=YdiXpyIzJEg

das rite, come at me bros

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kek

That's like saying Spain or Italy is not med because half of them are celts. None of the Latin countries are 100% med nor is Germany 100% Germanic, but all of them are still med as Germany is still Germanic despite literally half of it being slavic.

no, retard

Literally yes, there is no fully med country in europe dummy dumb dumb.

this basically, spain, italy and france are melting pots of all types. them all being med is a meme

france is not med, they are white like croatia

>blonde
OHNONONO DON'T POST THIS. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BROWN BVLLS

Croatians are diverse too dummy dumb dumb. they can go from looking greek to german

The South will be washed with populist blood. Strict austerity measures and a Nordic sense of personal space will enforced until they learn to be civilized. They will, in time, thank us as their saviors and liberators.

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Don't steal my sayings mother fucker.

never seen one that looks greek

27 million Nordics against 190 million Meds...
Nordics would probably win.

Bear in mind that only ~20% of those meds are willing to fight for their countries. The others would probably embrace some Nordic guidance due to the poor quality of local policymakers.

>he thinks anywhere in the balkans is lighter than northern italy
kek
I mean, nords already lost to North Africans and those are basically like lesser and shorter meds anyway xD

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>>he thinks anywhere in the balkans is lighter than northern italy
um, yes? most of them are but greece

No they aren't retarded chicano. Most of our immigrants were from North Italy and the bulk of them are indistinguishable from the rest of the western europeans here. Albanians, Croats, Greeks on the other hand? different story.

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Mexicans.....

>France
med

>Estonia
nordcuck

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SLAVIC, TVRKIC, MED>>>>>>>>>n*rdoids

b-but I love my dear nord keks, why would I do such thing. Also meximongols should mind their own buisnes and stop obsessing over evropeans.

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>average height in italy: between 176 and 177 cm
>average height in finland: between 179 and 180 cm
wow, so scary

i'm sure that spanish men are shorter than both though

Remove shitaly otherwise blue stomps

Remove Sweden, they'd be neutral.

is this a copypasta or are you serious?

I fear the 170cm spaniard

Look it up, finns were elite cavalry in both the 30 years war and the great nordic war

>nordics and meds breed each other's women in the end
wew lad

Pretty sure the south mainly because of the population

Jersey would win

nords have independent armies, southoids have little to nothing besides nato membership.

The Spaniard is fearless, we have two things n*Rdoids will never have: Cojones and Palabra. When the Spaniard fixes his eye on his victim, nothing will save them from a violent death. You can't stop the Spaniard, don't even try. We might not be the tallest, but we are the bravest, we push our limits, we are fierce. The soulless n*Rdoid is no match for the Furious Spaniard.

Seeing how the battle at nördlingen went, I'm inclined to agree

France has the firepower to destroy nordic nations on their own, with the other two its a landslide. Also why the other thread got removed for politics and this one not? Did a mod get assblasted?