Why do Americans drink sugar coffee?

>invented in Ethiopia and introduced to rest of the world by turks even before USA was created
>i-i-it’s the mutt corporations damn!
the real retard here is you mate.

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>crustaceans: yes
gets me every time

Holy fucking shit is this real

It literally raises your iq. Though i just do speed every day.
I think it is actually related to their sweet tea tradition. You may think sweet tea is just 1-2 teaspoons of sugar, but they put like 30 ml for a 250ml cup

>Crustaceans
In an oreo milkshake

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>32fl oz
Why the fuck is this allowed. Most of the time here in Europe the max is 0,5l, sometimes 0,75.

Freedom. We have it and you guys don't.

gonna try a can of red bull tomorrow

first time drinking an energy drink

I had never thought of the fact that the lack of universal healthcare also gives no right to the government to impose a healthier lifestyle.
Really made me think.

>government right to dictate what you eat

Freedom for the individual is much preferable

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and that's a good thing

Why do non-Europeans hate milkshakes so much?

What the fuck, Americans.

This contains half as much calories per mass as the high calorie peanut paste the UN feeds niggers in Africa with...

isn't that pictured shoped?
I know it's a highly caloric drink but I think they enhanced every value a little

their coffee tastes like warm water and looks like cola, fucking disgusting

If it is shopped I'm sure the real thing is still alarmingly unhealthy.

Tbh whats more mind boggling to me is the cult built around starbucks. You get fat, sugary food/drinks since ever, however, nobody thought that it's something special, to the contrary, it waa associated with underclass people. Poor manual workers need cheap high energy food.
Now fucking hipsters pay 8€ for some sugar-fat mix, with a dozen of chemicals for artificial flavor, color, sweetness, served in a plastic cup and think they're part of sth bigger and better. This is the genius of Starbucks, not the disgusting stuff they sell.

youtube.com/watch?v=hqf_SIQ3JAk

I want my easy calories for bulking reasons

Like moths to a flame

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

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Of course it is. It competes along similar drinks available at every fast food joint.

What do you take America for?

and guess what, my mom goes through about a quart of peanut butter per day and 2-3 milkshakes

such cases when you are fat and don't give a fuck

That's a very European view. Over here most white people were protestants, who in the north are all teetotalers. Alcohol is the devil's blood and any proper person caught drinking it was immediately scolded and their wife told, so that both her and his families could know to check the house for more alcohol. Sugary drinks were for rich people only because sugar was expensive. The lower half of society drank alcohol, especially if they were also catholic.

Remember that we literally banned alcohol, or attempted to, in the 1920s. Children were encouraged to turn in parents who would immediately have their custody stripped, so children could go to orphanages that had soda and juice. Any important person caught with alcohol could be blackmailed. This only ended because the lower half kept killing each other to the point where prohibition was ineffective. Despite this drinking alcohol is considered low class, whereas soda and sugar have always been middle/upper class activities.

Only thing shopped is the crustaceans
web.archive.org/web/20090714114359/http://www.baskinrobbins.com:80/Nutrition/product.aspx?Category=Beverages&id=BV276

>it was me that shopped it years ago
>still being commented on

The only lasting thing I've done outside of work.

Just drink decaf then.

starbucks is literally asswater same as mcdonalds

so you didn't change anything in the nutritional values? everything's legit? and kids are allowed to drink this after a meal if their parents allow it?

>so you didn't change anything in the nutritional values?
holy shit you dumb monkey click the archiver link

you can eat whatever the fuck you want
you can even mix oreos, crabs and ice into a milkshake if you want and drink it
but you're not allowed to sell it to other people

>I trust every link I click online
don't even wanna offend you, I know how robots are supposed to function (or alternatively ants)

He's a nice jap and the archive link is genuine

>He's a nice jap
he's not. I just stopped reading the manga I had planned on reading tonight. hope he feels that in his skin

Coffee raises your Test and lowers estrogen

Are you drinking Frappuccinos? Women do that here.
>Not having starbucks reserve
Seriously though I just go to local places since I'm surrounded by hipster coffee snobs and latin americans.

but I consume green tea like a chinese elite. sugar coffee just makes my teeth hurt and my breath stink and my fat grow topped off with a tummy ache and gas

same. on sip of sugar coffee and it's brapcity for me

I only like getting their london fog lattes

>by simply having a healthy lifestyle
Drinking a nice strong cup of black coffee every day can be part of that healthy lifestyle. hub.jhu.edu/2014/01/12/caffeine-enhances-memory/

>smug_man_holding_team_gulp_cup.jpeg
adweek.com/brand-marketing/tall-cold-tale-big-gulp-162960/

if you're leading a healthy lifestyle already you're already having the benefits to your brain and memory from other stuff

honestly guys...

>coffee raises IQ trust me :)
>coffee enhances testosterone while lowering estrogen. source: well, my own experience watching people lately haha

you guys are SO EAGER to bash on stuff like "benefits of quitting masturbation" and whatever saying it's all a lie and somewhats it's actually detrimental (again, trust me), but when it's your coffee you flip the table and turn the other way completely
coffee is an addiction and has many negative effects on you
chances are if you're at the point where you can't stay active for a full day without caffeine that "memory boost through the years xD" won't mean a thing. you're already a mess
alternatively someone is getting those same benefits and more by having a healthy diet and exercising, but the plus is they can actually enjoy those benefits

>if you're leading a healthy lifestyle already you're already having the benefits to your brain and memory from other stuff
That's like saying you already eat broccoli so there's no need to eat green beans.

not really. it's like you're getting a fraction of that, a "lite version" per se, and some of that stuff can't even be proven lol
when you're healthy you get all of it and more

not to mention one thing, most people on the west add sugar to their coffee which makes it twice as worse, so ontop of cursing yourself with time to forever depend on it to function as a half-person through the day, you're having all the bad stuff that comes with sugar too

>not really
Yes. Really.
>not to mention one thing, most people on the west add sugar to their coffee
Your strawman is a red herring. At the moment you are making up irrelevant things to argue against in order to avoid addressing the fact that you are ignoring the data in favour of your gut feelings.
Stop.

ugh, reading through buzz words is a pain but alright,
do you honestly thing stuff that anything that is good, taste good and is addictive in this world has all those benefits? lol
the fact is not drinking coffee has been proven to be good for you while drinking it (or worse, on a daily basis) has no strong basis (i'll just repeat this word i have to go pickup food) on being healthy or having any benefits to you

oh and before I forget it
>ignoring data

it's literally a jpg on a board lmao
hard fax

Why do you make shit up? What's your issue with coffee?

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it's bad and I want people to stop drinking it
am I being mean?

>3-5 cups a day
holy sHIT LMAAAO
whoever addict did this was trying his HARDEST to advocate for this poison
probably had 7 glasses that day before he started thinking this was going to sound believable

Not sure if mean but pretty unsuccessful if you're just gonna make stuff up and ignore research that contradicts your housewife-tier fear of coffee.

Here, for example
care.diabetesjournals.org/content/29/2/398

you mean you make your own food?
unheard of here in the states

>fear of coffee
cringe

I guess you do have a good memory when you're shocking yourself with caffeine 5 doses a day lol

I order a Starbucks grande (16 oz) dark roast coffee black every morning on my way to work. Try again.

Cope. Let me know when you post some study to back up your crusade against evil coffee.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20182054/

apparently you are too stupid to realize I can literally google detrimental effects of coffee, just like they're doing to try and prove it's healthy, and get a billlion results

for example here, have the first link that pops up
caffeineinformer.com/harmful-effects-of-caffeine
of course I can keep going on and post every single one. I have a feeling if we both posted every result I'd be here for a longer time than you
I don't care if you poison yourself with coffee everyday. add some sugar to it if you like, it's your funeral.
I'm not a pathetic little shit that needs coffe to stay wide awake and active (for 48 hours if I want to in fact)

here some immediate efffects too
I bet you're gonna say
>noooooo but my websites are better than yours
I hope you're doing something to remedy those thin bones my man, imagine having them break while you run to the nearby store to get some more coffe

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Coffee has been associated with a longer life expectancy though. Keep seething for all I care

jamanetwork.com/journals/jamainternalmedicine/article-abstract/2686145

And again, let me know when you reference a specific study.

>noooo but my examples are better than yours
ok bye sweaty

So you won't reference specific studies, gotcha. Just some anti-coffee website.

the rush of endorphins you must get from eating something like this jesus.. I kinda wanna try it now.