/brit/

rape

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is liking chestlets gay?

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Watching etiquette videos on youtube

Desire a high-etiquette gf

mugi man myself lad

not if she has a nice bum
nice doesn't necessarily mean big, just a nice shape

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying Nothing.

japan is peng

moni is frickin based lads you gotta admit

My youtube front page right now:
>A mutt talking about robotics
>A chinese-muttmerican talking about being exextechlead
>A black man assaulting another black man
>Field recordings
>Looping train footage stream
>Field recordings
>Vine memes
>Video about lemonwater

Too socially anxious to learn to drive

a lot of people here think that british things like the union jack or the underground logo are "cool", believe it or not

btw i just showed my sister a recent speech by moggy in the house of commons, and she absolutely loved him, saying it's like someone out of a novel irl. she's utterly clueless about politics in general though

Scamming Amazon gets my dick hard, just got 3 free Audible books from them today because I am amazing at manipulating

My current spoils from amazon I got for free

A £100 monitor
£25 book
£60 leather jacke
Free echo dot
Approximately £55 in amazon credit
Around £90 in gift card credit and partial refunds
3 audible credits worth around £17
And a few other bits and pieces

I love how they have to just accept the customer is always right, I got all of this as a poorfag if I had a bigger war chest I would have got much more

For either. Works shit for shit pay, nobody gives a shit and the management are fucking useless. Standards are rock bottom, health and safety shit is fudged, and everything is done as cheap as possible. They'll legit not have any hot water running but claim to be legally compliant just because there's a little portable hand wash urn thing. Don't worry about washing dishes though, that can get done in cold water. Raw meat is stored with ready to eat products, shit like that.

Only one I'd trust is unironically BK. Their standards are enforced by BK themselves.

poo

sue

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just want to be a career party man in a fascist state

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Elaborate further on how you got these items for free?

What scam are you running?

so, is Britain going to last the decade?

I doubt more that with every passing day

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Surely no Poles are actually going there though. There are a million better places in Stare Miasto.

You ever been to Browar Lubicz? On Monday they do half price on Pszeniczne so you can get a liter of the stuff for like 11 zloty

tough

boobs is boobs innit

your sister from bristol?

christ
even though a lot of our food is precooked and we just heat it in the microwave, we're super anal about food safety and keeping all of our stuff separate
any time you handle food? gloves

bro my crush looked like a boy, had the body of a boy, had short hair, no ass and was a tomboy. I might have caught the homosexual. Hope I dont pull an Amer

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Thoughts on Scottish Gaelic?
youtu.be/ElosetpyVJ0

I have to say, the ardent resistance to the draft never impressed me

On my youtube
>Cody'sLab
>Geography Now
>Simpsons clip compilations
>Fallout lore
>Mario challenges
>Cities Skylines videos
>Videos on obsolete technology

very cute

didn't ask

wonder how much of this scandoids understand

you forgot pyrocynical

For me it's
>ASMR
>ASMR
>ASMR
>Video game vids

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Fuck off taig
Would love to help lad but don't want it becoming well known. Its pretty simple though the clue is "amazon have to accept you are right, always"

Nothing you retard

point is to post them in text though

ie right now mine has
simpsons ads from the early 90s
joe on a livestream
video about shitty games
that lad who named his dog 'cumlord'
a pewdiepie vid
some lad with a pet ferret
another with the cumlord dog
something about deepfakes with freddy mercury and rami malek
simpsons clip of that episode where they were the sex pistols

woah moni looks like THAT?!

ok I blew it, I thought it would be easier that way

oh
thoughts nords were close to scotland innit

It's their """English""" that scandies have a closer link to

Utterly convinced if Scotland had its own flag on Jow Forums we’d be regarded as one of the worst posters

I’ve been such a horrible, pathetic and gay cunt under this assumed English identity

I like Braveheart

I do it on purpose to sully the *ngland name

jocks are already regarded as the worst posters behind only yanks in /brit/

I’m such a pathetic little runtlet

>tfw feeble and can’t lift heavy things at work

>proposed to be taught in schools
what a massive waste of time and resources

Isn't Doug scottish? That alone keeps things down

Please keep the racial slurs to a minium
Thanks

Me too, love riling up foreigners and making them hate england

Honestly Northern Ireland should have our own flag, hate being identified with england, better than being identified with Taigland though

youtube.com/watch?v=t8V5iWQECdo
peng film

ALMOST TIME

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They tried to split the flags of the UK on krautchan once, it was really inaccurate.

look at this dude... wait til you see the.. ohhoho nonono

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We used to have beaches in the 60's

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>hurr I'd post differently under my 'real' flag

no you fucking wouldn't haha

reminiscing about that morning back at the 'rents' when the doggo was circling around the table all condused, bumping into chairs and walls, when i got her out she went about all panicked and when she came to me she was terrified
mad how powerful dreams can be, even in dogs

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don't ever post this webm again

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Just coomed

other countries are laughing at our newspapers lads

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hands are all red, wrinkled and blistered after a hard day of digging. something you faeries wouldn't know - a hard days work.

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Star is based. They vowed no more Brexit headlines and they've stuck to it

>Lord MacDonald, the former director of public prosecutions, said if Johnson refused to request an extension he could be found in contempt of court. “A refusal in the face of that would amount to contempt of court, which could find that person in prison,” he toldSky News.

BASED. GAMMONS ON SUICIDE WATCH.

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Hollis Frampton
Man who enters the room and dies
Amy Taubin
Woman who calls the emergency

Any frens in London want to show a Yank a good time in the city?

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does any other country have papers as shitposty as ours?

youtube.com/watch?v=YnM1lxoRMOA

you mean sex?

It would be contempt of Parliament, not contempt of court.

The worst they could do was vote to sack him since they're not allowed to lock people in Big Ben anymore.

show us

absolutely SCREAMING

never been there, 2bh i'm only visiting my sister who lives in kraków (i live in warsaw, born in wrocław), we're kind of all over the place. but i might go there tomorrow, i checked on the map and it's actually pretty close

fuck off i'm not from bristol :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

incels just need to lower their standards

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sucking a cricket ball

Turns out Scandis and Dutch cannot understand Scottish Gaelic, also they were VERY displeased with the question itself

get a trip so I can filter you, filthy fucking nonce shite.

You know scotsga? Im impressed

>BASED. GAMMONS ON SUICIDE WATCH.

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the zenith

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just imagined him cooming inside her

No just go to a pub or club or something. I'm looking for British frens. If you're a girl that wants to have sex though I'm down for that. But we could also just do something fun like get a drink and talk.

ah yes, the former Director of Public Prosecutions or Bazzer from down the local, I wonder whose legal opinion I shall listen to.

get in with the drug crew

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I recommend it, pretty good place. Service is kinda shit but the beer is worth it.

Is Warsaw nice? Never been and don't plan on going desu, but I might need to in future.
Wroclaw is beautiful but a bit boring, you can do all there is to do in a couple of days. Best Greek restaurant I've ever been to in Rynek tho.

Any Planeman in?

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