/cum/

don't blend cold fries

Went drinking with coworkers yesterday and hopin' I didn't put my foot in my mouth and say something dumb

posting this seal so no one else can

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>double faulting the first game away
classic wta

olaaaaaaaa

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this is why I don't like getting drunk around people I don't know too well
I already have a tendency to blurt out dumb things when sober

howdy

flags

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a celebration somewhere forgotten?

Love this seal

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thought I was in /flag/ for a second

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For me it's modelo chelada limon y sal

Is /cum/ the most inclusive general?

wtf

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Yeah we all love fags and fag enablers here. Also darkies.

olioli

hi

inclusive of what?

me? yeah im chaotic good

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my dick

I think I'm ok tho, some people were getting my humor. Dunno if I got any points with the qt chick by teasing her about being from Ohio kek

fuckin bastards

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i love you

me? yeah, I'm chaotic evil

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>i can move things with my mind

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i will have the whole house to myself later today

you gonna throw a party?

Call a prostitute up

Your not the Boss of this organization anymore. Look at me, Canada. I am its Master now.

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i will have the whole foods to myself later today

wow mummy must really think your a big boy now

>your a big boy

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My brother is my neighbor

Just got scammed lads

oh god bfs coming home
i need to chug these

Flying to Thousand Needles to quest.

My priest is lvl 27

>ANTONIO BROWN TO THE PATRIOTS ACTUALLY HAPPENED

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Hated that zone

Kill some alliance for me lad

is he also your wife?

how did this occur

I spent $9 on a medicore burger

I feels the 90s nostalgia

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Wish I had a bf

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no gank pls

just make your own

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Tried but it came out ghastly. Also don't own a proper grill

Why did you save a picture of burgers I made months ago?

because it's great for farming (You)s on /ck/

My dad gave my borther the the same house we lived as a family while growing up then my dad built a house on the land next to my brother's and I eventually ended up in there

Jack?

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animes?

not in your lifetime sweaty sorry x

Just get one then
What's the issue lad?

Jacques
youtube.com/watch?v=mcL51TeOKpg

Saw the cute twink I have a crush on today.

grim
I'm too autistic
I don't even have any friends
I have no idea how to talk to people

who has the meme/name of meme where its a guy and a girl and the guy has his arm around the girl and is grabbing her boob while grinning and the girl is shy and takes it? there have been renditions where it's america and canada, a conquistador and native girl, etc.

On my way to test drive the model 3

I am full chinese. Get lost.

good day then?
yeah

my god i wish i saw an attractive guy ONCE here
i think im the attractive one
two 'fit' gay dudes got a house across

yeah nah mate
you're 50
give. it. up.

Pretty sure it's normally two girls

the model :3

I'm 22, not 50

Rorke

i was saying to them, not you...

yeah

Neet?

ok do you have it

>got mad while making food and called a pancake a motherless cunt
something's wrong with me desu

God I fucking hate nigger hair
Shit fucking sucks

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Straighten it out

Then I'd look even more retarded
Wish I had hair like this

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>two people have liked my tweet
>one person replied to me
>one person is now following me
I am a tweeterer.

what is your tweeter i will twwet on you and follow you two

Post your Twitter I'll give you a follow

I will share my tweeter with cum after I make it big.

did you post nudes on twitter with a link to your patreon? if not you're doing it wrong

i can help you make big cum for twtter tweet @ me please

i've only had one good burger in my life. it had a tiny layer of blue cheese on the top and that's the only time i liked burgers thanks blog

the best burger i ever had in my life was a lamb burger with feta cheese from a greek restaurant, i feel like a terrible american

Best burger I ever had was
>top bun
>bbq chips
>smokies
>lettuce
>cheddar cheese
>meat
>sliced boiled eggs
>bottom bun

i don't care for burgers. give me the patty and the condiments on a plate instead of in a bun

Cultural appropriation and putting spins on foreign things is very typically American though.

>We can't authenticate you right now

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Gonna learn how to program lads
In dire need of a real career

sweden is not a pretty country

best burger i ever had
tortilla
o burger
r cheese
t cream cheese
i lettuce
l salsa
l tetas callientes
allitrot

you don't like forests?