/brit/ - the british thread

if they're eating curry all the time probably quickly

he looked good with a stache

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long enough for me to stand under her with my mouth open

great song

what the fuck

8 months

just asked a match out on a date

5% chance she agrees and meets up
20% chance she agrees but ghosts later
75% chance she ghosts or unmatches now

grim state of affairs

Eat up faget

false, real thread tune
youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE

i dont even look at women
vile hateful slug like creatures

You are best just being direct and asking them out within ten messages or so
No point wasting time

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment.

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HER name is MONI and SHE is INNOCENT

It can be done

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You can't run from your past. You'll end up running in circles.
Until you fall back down to the same hole you were trying to escape from.
Only the hole's grown deeper.

I have a mustache

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the past doesnt exist

me too but it's part of a soy beard

wogfisch

Not anymore, no.

To be fair, yeast for sourdough comes from everywhere. Maybe her vag yeast makes a particularly delicious bread. There must be a woman walking around somewhere with vaginal yeast that makes the most delicious bread ever.

show em las

I do for the reasons I mentioned

hello mia

God damn, that dog thread. Tough to unsee

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youtu.be/FO5-w3540H8

doxxable info desu

wat happen

amazing how many hoops the average man must jump through just to get a date

how many miles of cock do you lads think this broad has taken?

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a japanese woman said she loved it
thats all you need to know

>You wake up as a child molester in Brazil.
it's up

Where does yeast normally come from? Anywhere damp yet warm is bound to be icky, so a thrush infected vag might not seem so bad.

>bread
bet she cant make a killer fondue with her smegma though

And not a mm of it yours.

good lad

wanking to femdom

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AAAHH OOOHHH AAAAAHH IM GONNA COOM

BURN

truly fascinated by that 40,000yo wolf skull uncovered in Siberia recently 2bh

>an asian woman in the military
probably loads, would still give her a couple more inches if you know what i mean

the state of this lad

>asian
probably around 12 inches total

it’s easier in cities

link?

Cute
youtube.com/watch?v=l5blRaiocVU

wheres does the myth of asians have sideways vaginas come from?

youtube.com/watch?v=2EDlxF-ytyk

SERENAS CRACKING UP

ive pretty much given up at this point and resort to cheap escorts twice a week

>myth

edition.cnn.com/2019/06/11/europe/russia-wolf-head-scli-intl/index.html

thats the problem with zoomers. they do all their human interaction via technology. no wonder they can get a gf

jesus christ bet that takes the wind out of you

O CANADA

literally never heard of it and i basically live on here

(You) count is quite low this thread lads. May have to start posting controversial things to farm (You)s

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mboko making effeminate passive-aggressive posts again

Woman ranked 152 in the world at the start of the year wins the US Open hmmmm

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Ready for Judgement Day lads

@110979047
dont reply directly to the yanks sorry

thoughts on golf balls?

poo

would let her ring out her soaking fanny wrap in my mouth hahahaha

it's a pre-internet thing zoomer boy

Any coomer man in

im 28 you yellow fever scrote

youtu.be/aAln-7F_W98

same lad

I wonder how easy it is for Chad. He doesn't even need any le epic funny openers, all he has to do is ask if the roastie is dtf and there's a 90% chance he'll get laid.

wahey

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Why do you always post this?

Poo willy arse

youtube.com/watch?v=KXvW7f8Q1U0

She wants me to spaff in her fanny.

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just become chad

they really do, do it huh?

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Seeing Chad in action can be soul crushing

>NOOOOO ITS YOUR PERSONALITY THAT COUNTS

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shut up sheltered boomer

throw enough shit at the wall and some of it sticks

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very nice chad

this is not top gun

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been told i could be a male model several times over the years and im tall with a decent body yet im awkward as fuck around women unless i have a few drinks, god truly works in mysterious ways

>tfw attempting looksmaxing

its the only way now lads

doing bsc in comp sci too to hopefully make a shitload of money

bet you dont even lick arse lad

Easier said than done.
This. I have a couple Chad friends and seeing how easy it is for them to court women is depressing.

I was living in France in '09, came over for this game with my French GF, stayed in what was the Croke park Jurys. Remember coming out and asking a guard about the protests, he said "there was about 50 of them, there was 80,000 of you" - 43-13 Great, great day.