Dude lets drink beer at bar tonight

>dude lets drink beer at bar tonight.
>dude lets have fake fun.
>dude lets wasted like no tomorrow.
>dude lets have hangover.

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According to my mom, my gramps was an alcoholic. I never met him.

I also never met this so called "hangover", despite drinking lots of viina.

I believe hangovers are a sign of genetic weakness.

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It's bretty comfy getting drunk with 2-4 of your bros and playing board games and vidya

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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Based.
Being a rowdy party animal is not cool, only Hollywood movies made by pedophiles will tell you otherwise

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I don't have friends, I don't drink, and I don't play board games. I cannot relate what so ever.

All chads intoxicate themselves. All of them.

sounds like a fun night actually. wish i could be invited to that

Based, I wish I lived in a big city

I only got hangovers from cheap vodka.

Cheap vodka has visible solid strands floating in it.