How to respond?

>How was your weekend?

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>yeah gd thx

then walk away

>response not found
Would you like fries with that?

NPC Response

But in all seriousness it depends on the person. what do you want to get out of the conversation? Who's talking to you? All of that determines your answer

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You know the usual, met up with some friensd, did some work in the house/garden and then made some nice steak dinner.

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>good, you?
>good yeah
>good
>......
>......
>you get up to much?
>nah just a chilled one you know?
>yeah, yeah....
>.....
>.....
>.....

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Great, Im up 300% thanks to QNT Quant Network. Bye.

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They don't give a fuck what you did just say "pretty good" and ask them about theirs. The question is just a pretext because they want to talk about themselves.

this haha

>just say "pretty good"
but lying is wrong

>fine

But seriously, OP. Why do you get so mad about these NPCs? It's not like you want to talk to them anyway.

NPC responses are all an NPC would understand.

> Things I learned while on acid part one

"Straight African, yourself?"
"What do you mean?"
"The usual. Now, about your weekend?"

Me usally just grunt illegible

If they're NPCs it really doesn't matter. You can mumble almost literally anything and they'll fucking fake smile and vomit some canned response.

> t. social outcast

>"Straight African, yourself?"
Can you expound?
t. african

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Anything but. I just don't waste my time on those with little substance about them. That's why I usually lurk here instead of comment much :)

>>illegible

Refers to things we read; should have "inaudible". Honestly your entire sentence structure is a mess. See me after class.