/brit/

Who is this jism prism?

Fake boobs don't count

Delicious fried with pastrami and swiss cheese on toasted sourdough bread with a slathering of thousand island dressing on each side

I would literally give a kidney for them to reform and do a tour

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How about you keep this at bay
*unzips dick*

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what a narcissist, imagine her when shes 35 and her looks have gone, what can she offer then?

sounds fucking scrumptious i'll give it a go. Usually i have it with one of those cheap Olde Oak sausages you get at the supermarket but i don't have one tonight so i'm having it with ready salted crisps and a beer. it's doing the trick

Get these bloody harlots out of here, /brit/ is a protestant establishment

>Fake boobs don't count
based

do sex freak

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Sweet like chocolate boy, you're sweet like chocolate, you bring me so much joy, you're sweet like chocolate waaawww

>Fake boobs don't count

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Used to like Jung but realised he was a charlatan who was jealous of Freud and all his ideas are just watered down versions of Freud

would love a bifter right now

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they're both shit

youtu.be/JTD29MEB-XQ

Jesus Christ she is almost too good looking

procure intercourse

*throws a healthy fistful of sauerkraut into your eyes, blinding you with lactic acid*

let it RRRIIPPPPP

*shits everywhere*

ONE PINT OF PERONI NASTRO AZZURO PLEASE

finished off the haig club and about to finish a bottle of courvoisier. just lying in bed on a saturday night

going to the corner store lads
want anything?

freud was a complete fraud though so...awkward

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The Sopranos is redpilled as fuck

Have you ever felt them? They feel really weird.

she's quite sometihng

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source?

olde english oak smoked sausage please and a 4 pack of lager whatever's cheapest ta' la'

would give my left bollock to sniff their arseholes

hello david beckham
why post on Jow Forums?

how do numales stretch their jaws like that?

hey, can I have one of you lads to read this post in as thickest british accent as possible and record it on vocaroo.
cockney is fine too.
pretty please

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prefer real chebs tbf

Might head down to the ole local Irish restaurant tonight

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Thanks I'm in love now

years of deepthroating black dicks

Its hard to find a girl that will take it up the arse, give your arse a licking and swallow your spunk for the equivalent of a meal for two at nandos on a first date desu

years of taking BBC orally

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ITT: people who didn't watch the show.

The first thing he said about shame was "people shouldn't be taunted about it, and eating shouldn't be singled out as the only vice". That bit wasn't quoted in the article.

He's not calling for people to be bullied. He's talking about shame in the sense of a general social taboo, or being a good friend/family member and talking about it occasionally.

I don't particularly agree with the point, but lets not blow this out of proportion.

Imagine what it would feel like to shag a girl like that.

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Justt turned my brightness up all the way on accident and burnt my retinas out

>british accent
no such thing exists - do you want a bbc/harry potter accent?

package of hotdogs and Natty Light it is

I'd desensitize my penis and come blood

do explain

*Strums me guitar*
COOMbaya ma lord
COOMbaya

Just look at that bum, just fucking look at it.

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What about the Archetypes?

t. coomer

yeah whatever la' if thats the best they got it'll do keep the change

>corned beef and cabbage
>bawstoneeee

Have always loved Jessica Alba tbf

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Beckham is a good example of the hedonic treadmill. Played for like 5 of the biggest clubs in the world, one of the most famous players ever, won loads of trophies, worth over £250 million, celebrity wife, owns his own club in Miami now. And still spat his dummy out because he didn't get a knighthood one year. What a cunt.

Imagine shagging a decently attractive woman...now imagine shagging a decently attractive woman with silicone bags surgically bolted onto her chest...

alas

>Irish traditionals
>Fish and Chips
>Shepherd's Pie

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The power allure and mystery of Hungary

who is she

>western psychology

hooting. the buddhists had this shit figured out thousands of years ago.

PLEASE CAN I HAVE A QUATTRO STAGIONI PIZZA AND TWO PINTS OF BLUE MOON CHEERS MATEY

Been on 10 flights this year, 7 countries

milk trucc arive

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Maybe, could you do it?

What people do you hate the most?
For me it's the Chinese, followed closely by Koreans. Cannot stand their annoying language and mannerisms

one of the pengest ever
shame she never did nude but she came close

What to drink....

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How are those tits fake?

someone say milk?

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What is her ethnicity? I've always been confused by it.

barbara palvin

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Dying in high school is a good bit

White autists and black nogs

hows your arsehole feeling lad?, probably worth it still

She's a mix. I think she did AncestryDNA though. it may be on youtube

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>Light everything
GRIM

No I have no mic on this PC sadly

where is russia are you from?

Yeah chinks are awful. Had no strong feelings on them until I spent a month in China. They are not human.

damn light beer is a big thing over there eh?

incels, nigs and chinks

I like this Gilmore Girl

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I want kms but cant get a gun. What do i do?

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2 for 2 ireland and italy
might go france in december, maybe sri lanka next summer

pakis followed by southern english

COOMing to this

flyovers don't like flavor

>Her mother has Danish, Welsh, German, English, and French ancestry, while her paternal grandparents, who were born in California, were both the children of Mexican immigrants.

those eyes
+ milk truck

based