/brit/

had a whole turbot yesterday

grilled over charcoal

was fucking P E N G

washed it down with a nice bottle of NZ sovvy-b

Did anybody buy the switch here or is that an american thing

Saw a guy faint on the train, fell flat on his face, and I just froze, had no idea what to do, I thought oh fuck I'm watching someone die on the way to work, thankfully there were other people closer who tried to help, though he just got up and walked off

Jackie Brown was good yes but it's a homage to blackspolitation films aka he stole the good bits to make a good film

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swear a night of drinking with the gf, her sister, and her mates, but with no other males around, is enough of an experience to turn any man into a misogynist. women in groups become the most insufferable twats

imagine spending your saturday night on /brit/

Got called a spastic in Wetherspoons

Britain owes this country billions of dollars in debt from WW1. Once you leave the EU that 38 billion should be sent to us immediately

just did a drug lol and now im fucking kookie

need an upper middle class oxbridge gf who occasionally feigns disgust at my crudity but secretly loves my boorish american ways and is also addicted to my big yank cock

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>isms

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it's saturday afternoon here though

holy based

L O N D O N

Christ

everything he does is a homage
his latest film is incredibly boring

watched a camrip of it and even before the end of the film the yanks were all hooting and hollering

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pretty drunk lads

youtube.com/watch?v=chn2K5Wwufc

this sounds banging rn

We invented English so you owe us money for that
60 billion at least

I want to move to Europe so fucking bad

Reminder. In your lifetime this flag will become obsolete and be replaced with a flag that has zero cultural relevance to the land and exist simply to represent diversity and multiculturalism.

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FOUR NAAN JEREMY!? FOUR!? THATS INSANE!

Are you here?

We’re gonna build the wall and Britain is gonna pay for it

There are times at toil nights out where I've been trapped with a load of the women and fucking hell what a nightmare, awful.

what happened lad

had one of these a couple weeks ago for a short time but then my mates came out

>Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
>the 9th film from Quentin Tarantino
>is actually the 11th
>10th if you want to count the Kill Bill films as 1

moonface

Watched it in the cinema, everyone got up for a piss when mr boring main character was talking to the little girl on the cowboy film set.
VERY underwhelming.

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Also further to my hatred of all of Tarantino's works I would like to add hat Samuel L. Jackson fucking blows also. He's an aggravated black man who shouts I get it. I got it 20 fucking films ago its a meme at this point. Morgan Freeman is also gash but thats unrelated

imagine spending your bday on /brit/....

Read about the blueshirts, an Irish fascist movement in the 1930s

howled at the very notion of it

Has Queen purged the Parliament yet or Boris btfo'D?

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Certainly am

we don't want you here

We spread English through cultural imperialism

That'll be 90 billion + tip

>Utah

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Tarantino looks like kind of guy who sticks his finger up his bum a lot.

it's not misogynistic to recognize the shortcoming of the fairer sex though

ok now what

Hey, Im on call

Thanks for saving us twice x

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Where fren?

most of my time at uni

He likes feet.

WHO THE HELL IS PIC RELATED YOU LIMEY TEA SUCKING FUCK

190 you do too many drugs

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the germans should have won unironically

dogs are great

always a pivotal factor in my lie growing up

never went anywhere without my based little mutt even when at my expense

(quote I maintained from a previous thread)

Got a Jow Forums folder going back to 2008

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I literally quit one of my jobs because there were too many women there. It was unbearable.

8 year olds dude

Who doesn't

>Blue dip dye hair
Grimmm

only a black man could satisfy this

Can we just admit that the accession of women to positions of power and influence has been a disaster for the West? Our countries are a fucking joke and things that were easy to do 100 years ago in the US like build subway systems are basically impossible now thanks to bureaucracy. Basically the only dynamic and innovative part of our country (tech) is that way precisely because it's critical parts are almost exclusively male

youtube.com/watch?v=i_0BhfYmUjY
'ism

The delirious sketches of a psychiatric patient

That's some confidential information pal, unless you're a fit as fuck bird?

He fucking killed it in DJango and he was great in Pulp too

yikes, do better sweetie

french milfs changing their undies with no shame in full view at the beach, think we should give this europe thing a second chance

I know, but I can imagine him enjoying a bit of the old pegging too.

youtube.com/watch?v=OcNLD9FCiSk
One of the funniest videos ever created

i'm a disgraceful person deep down and it all comes out when i'm drunk or drugged up

Basically every useful or important thing in society is done by men ages 18-45

>tee hee i do drugs

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The fact may be regrettable but it remains a fact; I have become so completely un-English that the mere thought of England and the English makes me unhappy.

what about childbirth

Anyone who doesn’t need gassing with Zyklon B.

>it's a black male thing
what did he mean by this?

No I'm just an American here for the next few months who wants to make some /brit/ frens

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dad just won £30 on the lottery

looks like a yank drew it

UNO FARTO @3:17

no he just shouted and was angry. he plays Samuel Jackson in everything he's in

I once went to a caravan site in France and a milf was walking around wearing just a t-shirt, no undies. Bizarre but hot.

Motherhood??

It was laughable in Hollywood, it could not have been more deliberate

will never trust germany

Anyone elses mum like babycham?

Where are you lad and what are you doing here?

youtube.com/watch?v=fB5dyNMNdT8

this is what the so called """normdroids""" listen to

yes including starting wars and making atom bombs

based, something just feels off about most germans like they're all NPCs (hate that word btw)
german women are fit though and fun for a shag but not much else

post more like this
youtube.com/watch?v=_c7orOSa2Ms