Dad found my programming socks and now he wants to "meet my gf"...

Dad found my programming socks and now he wants to "meet my gf". What would the average person from your country do in this situation?

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tell him she's dead and socks are memento

Suicide

I don't know cause 1) i'm not a fucking faggot tranny 2) not a fucking programmer beta cuck virgin

Fuck off retard

>No tengo novia, me los compre para no gastar pañuelos ya que la niña que me gusta usa unos iguales

Powerful.

Tell him you will introduce her when you're ready, after a couple of months tell him you broke up.
or
Get a gf and give the socks to her as a present.

You're not cute

no girl would wear programming socks
they're tasteless and meant to compensate for a lack of feminity, girls don't exactly need that

What are programming socks?

>programming socks
what do you mean with that?

what color is the socks?

You are cute

Just tell him you’re gay

Long socks that look effeminate

>programming socks

google said this

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get the gang together and throw a gender reveal party

Big if true

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Explain to him what autogynephilia is

Wtf I'm gay now

homo

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If you are sedentary compression socks are actually recomended. Its actually a real programming sock!

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Wearing it increases your programming skill, unironically

True

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These shima-shima socks

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It'll be so nice if it is true
Instead they're only giving out some normal socks that will not increase programming skills, a proof that Cisco a shit

only pink are actually useful for programming

and green are for what?

Everyone knows that each has specific feature.
pink is for fast programing and near deadline death march
blue is for planning the system architecture
green is for debugging
Black is for RE

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wtf is this real? fucking (((cisco))) lmao

what did they mean by this

Cisco knows the benefits that programming socks provide

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>programming socks
Thanks for letting me know another English word desu.

You're welcome, Daivdo-kun

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Seppuku is the only solution now

Most Japanese first takes off their clothes.

Aren't those the socks traps or trannies wear?

No. Programmers wear them

No it's mainly for programmers
Traps and trannies copied them