Dad found my programming socks and now he wants to "meet my gf". What would the average person from your country do in this situation?
Dad found my programming socks and now he wants to "meet my gf"...
tell him she's dead and socks are memento
Suicide
I don't know cause 1) i'm not a fucking faggot tranny 2) not a fucking programmer beta cuck virgin
Fuck off retard
>No tengo novia, me los compre para no gastar pañuelos ya que la niña que me gusta usa unos iguales
Powerful.
Tell him you will introduce her when you're ready, after a couple of months tell him you broke up.
or
Get a gf and give the socks to her as a present.
You're not cute
no girl would wear programming socks
they're tasteless and meant to compensate for a lack of feminity, girls don't exactly need that
What are programming socks?
>programming socks
what do you mean with that?
what color is the socks?
You are cute
Just tell him you’re gay
Long socks that look effeminate
>programming socks
google said this
get the gang together and throw a gender reveal party
Big if true
Explain to him what autogynephilia is
Wtf I'm gay now
homo
If you are sedentary compression socks are actually recomended. Its actually a real programming sock!
Wearing it increases your programming skill, unironically
True
These shima-shima socks
It'll be so nice if it is true
Instead they're only giving out some normal socks that will not increase programming skills, a proof that Cisco a shit
only pink are actually useful for programming
and green are for what?
Everyone knows that each has specific feature.
pink is for fast programing and near deadline death march
blue is for planning the system architecture
green is for debugging
Black is for RE
wtf is this real? fucking (((cisco))) lmao
what did they mean by this
Cisco knows the benefits that programming socks provide
>programming socks
Thanks for letting me know another English word desu.
You're welcome, Daivdo-kun
Seppuku is the only solution now
Most Japanese first takes off their clothes.
Aren't those the socks traps or trannies wear?
No. Programmers wear them
No it's mainly for programmers
Traps and trannies copied them