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Who wants to hear a good joke?

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>nonce on twat
Mmhmm, you sound like a fucking idiot HAH

everyone itt let er rip wacky bruce

the empire state building is the most peng structure in existence

nonces will be exterminated like the vermin they are

Do Americans know Roysters Bubbled Chips?

My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.

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Show me something modern that compares to this.

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Guess all the lads went to sleep, don't fancy spending my night in the company of yanks thank you very much

Emma Watson is saying “I want you to fuck me with your cock.”

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Imagine actually incorporating features of interest and intrigue into buildings. Madness.

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it looks like a tall chocolate cake that's been sprinkled with cinnamon

just woke up

poo

could only match those words up with her lips if she was saying it in an american accent, which is obviously unlikely

Ugly shit, I like the jenga building in New York it looks super cool

Need my knob busted.

Just waddled up the stairs

Mboko, I imagine you're impressed by an obese landwhale smashing her fat arse cheeks together like two colliding planets, you uncultured wog

everyone in new york is good looking and successful

Did you shart from overexertion on the way?

my favourite building is my house

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just saw a funny but also redpilled webm on /gif/

new york is full of jews and i've never seen an attractive jewish man

Epstein

Oy vey!

remember when i used to get high on drugs and piss in a candle jar

australia is chad and stacey central

You’d burn your nob.

Is that what you dream about? Me shitting myself while waddling up some stairs?

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australians have less sex on average than brits
t. anecdotal evidence

Jerry Seinfeld

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Thought you were making a self deprecating joke about being fat and wanted to play along.

UK is literally ugly VF central
t. national studies conducted by Jow Forums

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Going to the shop. Ya'll want anything?

fluoride in the kfc is turning the freaking niggers gay

love america
youtube.com/watch?v=lp_c94oCgBI

I've got a skinny 5.5"

>Alex-LeShawn Jones

Crazy how blacks don’t have conspiracy theories about black genocide even though Jews pushing abortion results in overwhelming numbers of black fetuses being aborted.

Did your father call you fat when he pulled ur penis as a child?

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Why is nobody laughing at his joke?

All the leaves are brown...

have you never met black people lad? they defo do, they're just not that woke about the jews

Black people aren't pussies and have actual problems other than being too autistic to have kids and then say it's a Jewish conspiracy that you can't get laid.

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can you explain to me why every lefty responds "lol it's not da joos fault ur a virgin xD" to every slight mention of a conspiracy theory?

I remember a long time ago when I first started browsing Jow Forums this guy was posting screenshots of a folder he had where he saved every picture of all the anons that posted pictures of themselves. he would label them by country and so on. It was really creepy

Its not a joke its real life which is why no one is laughing

Most think it’s a white conspiracy instead of a Jewish conspiracy.

is that tim from the office?

The blond guy is.

you only know jim not tim

Business idea:

they do. tupac used to sing about how the police and the govt planned crack epidemic were wiping blacks out.
The problem is
The troubles in the black youth of the ghettos
And one by one
We are being wiped off the face of this earth
At an extremely alarming rate
And even more alarming is the fact
That we are not fighting back

Nightmare that's what I am
America's nightmare
I am what you made me
The hate and evil that you gave me
I shine of a reminder of what you have done to my people
For Four hundred plus years
You should be scared
You should be running
You should be trying to silence me
Ha ha
But you can not escape fate
Well it is my turn to come
Just as you rose you shall fall
By my hands

i don't think they distinguish between whites and jews considering most jews here are ashkenazi anyway

I’ve watched both thoroughly. US is better.

I nearly got wrecked today bros
>Be me
>Go out for a surf, it's punching in pretty hard 6 foot swell, easily peaking up to ten foot at least
>Sitting with all the other surfers on the break, catch a couple of waves, decide to try and get one more
>By the time I paddle out the powerful northerly sweep has taken me north to the reef
>Fuck. didn't realise I've come so far north
>Try to paddle back south against the sweep, no fucking chance, too powerful
>realise I have to try and get in where I am
>Start paddling in trying to find something to push me ashore
>every time I try to get in sets come in and I have to paddle back out to try and get under them so I don't get caught on the inside
>Hand over heart a set came in that must've been 12-13 feet, breaking right on the rocks
>Finally push in to the beach, catch three fucking waves on the head, tossed about under water over the rocks
>Keep my shit together, stay calm and kick for the surface each time
>Third hold down I wonder briefly if this is it, keep my shit together and push for the surface again
>Finally make it within 10 feet of the shore, trying to scrabble over the reef to get in
>have to wait for the waves to come in so I can paddle over the reef, pausing in between formations for more water
>Step ashore
Lifeguard was waiting for me, gave me a talking to. He said he sat there and watched the whole thing from paddle out onwards. It was foolish, I didn't respect the sweep and I nearly payed for it. All I had to do was get out of the water and walk further south before paddling in and I would've been fine. But I saved myself and kept my shit together, so I'm proud. I was so calm throughout the whole thing though.

Killing us one by one
In one way or another
American will find a way to eliminate the problem
One by one
The problem is
the troubles in the black youth of the ghettos
And one by one
we are being wiped off the face of this earth

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do a detect a connotation being implied here?

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Jesus wept

Blog off

Post 90s rap bangers
youtube.com/watch?v=yWYtxd9maQ8

>admitting that you browse rebbit
>posting a screenshot of rebbit on a Mauritanian mud hut discussion forum

Everybody loves somebody sometime

only go on there very occasionally, got the notification on my phone, thought it was funny

I love Emma Watson all of the time.

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where the FUCK is charlie malaponte

Hehehehehehohohohoho

retake constantinople

cringe and bluepilled

need new shorts for the impending summer

he's off having a meal i reckon

need new shorts because I sharted in the last pair

just put them in the wash

any black nicker man in

...

my tiny pecker causes me no problems

youtube.com/watch?v=AwzeM2J3Emk

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I will look up anybody's ancestry if you tell me your grandparent's name and birth year with the place they lived. Could be great-grandparent. As long as they're born before like 1940. Don't think I can do aussies though

hmm... yank hours...
*slips out the front door while nobody is looking*

Winston Churchill born at Blenheim Palace
dunno the year

yeah mate his whole line comes from the congo. sorry bout that

The Jewish state spent a decade giving black migrant women contraceptive shots saying it was a vaccine.

oh wow I didn't know he was american
TIL