/cum/

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letting harpies steal your mana...

why did chicanocel make another edition even though his sriracha edition is still there

fatties should be sent to gulags

meowdy my figgers

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gonna ask my friend if his wife knows any single qts

meowdy

user save your purity

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howdy

Shit happens

it's meowdy, IDIOT, not howdy. MEOWDY. Can you read? how about getting that through your thick, jiggly skull. MEOWDY. do I have to spell it out for you? retard.

*scrolls past*

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I wonder why people always leave out the last line of the Tree of Liberty quote???
>The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. It is it’s natural manure.

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Did you know that some people don't tip?

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>Can you read
No, cats cant read asshole

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Holy shit. I didn't know turtles tackled. And she's real pissed at the cat.

>dude manure that means poop haha

Imagine letting whores steal your spiritual energy instead of exchanging brojobs with your buds

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heheh

poop

Bruh i was just tryna phonepost and I got a Banned! notification for some local /soc/thot posting nudes to get people onto her ‘premium services’

>patriots have POOPOO running thru their veins

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No, but they have peepee running through their veins. Everybody does.

Also do George Jefferson really not know the difference between its and it’s LOL

Speak for yourself
Mine is stored in the BALLS

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got my whirlwind axe tonight

bedtime now, night /cum/

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based

oh good ur gonna tank some dungeons for me tmw right?

gave your mom's axe(wound) a whirlwind

Back to work tomorrow morning

been tanking SM GY/LIB with it since I got it

oh God
here comes round #2

niggers

tongue

my mother’s cooking routinely gives me diarrhea after i visit

don’t understand how they can live like that

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MODS MODS BAN HIM RACISM OUTSIDE OF /B/ MODS

gn

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beb

I'm not gay

MY

anoose

I am going to sue Jow Forums for emotional distress.

Yikes this is 4channel sweetie

This but unrionically

Are you an African-American?

Eating Pepperoni Pizza

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>playing an orc
Cringe.

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it’s probably just the hapa lesbian

my teeth hurt. feels like I chewed gravel

>Canadian teen Bianca Andreescu
Dios mio...

Nope, white guy.

>Destroys your narrative with no effort
you've got my intentions all wrong there

Do you eat much sugar? Do you brush often?

youtu.be/3oZkf9dai9I

that's what chewing 5gum feels like, bud

my fav mexican snack

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Did you know that niggers are not called African Americans outside the United States? (Fun Fact)

at least you didn't chew exploding bubblegum
youtube.com/watch?v=qTqdkjv2IpE

I was just pretending to be retarded. Geez Louise!

who the fuck eats banana with a fork LOL

I just ate some really tough jerky and some got jammed up between my molars. the name brand crap is always hit and miss in quality, I need a new source

they are called "uchepos" apparetly. we just call them "chepos"

really creative ‘cide method

more like EWchepos

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I tell you love, sister, it's just a kiss away

I need a girlfriend

I like the one where the user here said he's going to tie one end of a rope around his neck and the other end around a pole then get into his car and floor it

I need a cute boyfriend

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was she based?

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>4’11
what is wrong with ‘lets

based
I might see the cute twink I have a crush on at church tomorrow

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hi

Butthurt

use more lube

sneed

ok he's officially gone insane

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1170546650651271169

can you just post a screenshot? damn nigga it's an image board

no because it's a video tubby

then give me a rundown

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I don't really think about anal much. I'd rather rub dicks with a guy

at least we owned the libs

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>got drunk and embarrassed myself in front of a girl I like
>again
haha whoo I can't fucking wait until I find the guts to kill myself

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the solution seems pretty simple here
dont drink enough to get drunk, silly

it's nice, but it is a hassle

>not drinking to get drunk

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can literally oinly socialize when im drunk however the social side of me is so fucking inept and incompetent that it's never oging to get better
wish i would've gone through with the it the first ime desu

you'll be fine calm down nigga

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somehow this is even more gay than regular old homosodomy