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Ay dios mio, La luz se extinguió. La cocina de las Américas está contaminada para siempre con esta abominación contra la humanidad.

any pickaxe involved?

devillish

you are the scat fetishist

ew im not a kraut

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i just got it with some gibberish LMAO

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just dabbed on /mu/

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glad i don't have a gf
but that might not be the case for much longer unfortunately

don't do it josie

im the one who dabbed on /mu/

Honestly when I left uni my gf dumped me and I was heartbroken, thought my life wasn't complete without a significant other.

You get a gf and they just don't have the same interests as you, you basically have to pretend you like inane shite so you can have sex and feel less lonely.

I honestly think I prefer being alone. Just not brave enough to live that way.

wanking to faketaxi

Morning lads

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thinking back to when i dabbed on /mu/

Why do Americans do this?

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just blazed some cheese after smoking dawg for the past month and now i feel sick

mentioned

thinking back to when that lad dabbed on /mu/

>thumbnail
>black baby
ffs rorke its subday morn-

>sneed

ahahahahaha

or find a girl interested in the same stuff

Morning lads

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My ex-GF and I didn't have many shared interests but the fact we both got along extremely well and had the same sense of humour helped
I've been on dates with girls before and none of them have been funny at all

brodyyy

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cant believe i let a woman cut my hair
ffs she fuccked it it looks so basic

reckon i prefer shagging lads because i have more in common with them than girls

bit cold lads

want summer back

I have done in the past but it's quite hard, my interests are shit, niche,internet humour, going to the gym and reading.

Well this is what happens with mine. Usually in the relationship I'm the 'funny' one. I'm not actually funny, I just repackage the humour I see in places like this in a slightly more mainstream way and they think it's fucking hilarious.

It's depressing.

>Trapper
Id like to shake his dads hand LOL

>teehee im bent btw :v

just shutup

but you'll see slags in tights again

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not bent but I wish I was, gay boys are cute

found a girl that had similar humour to this and she turned out to be batshit insane

good sex tho

prefer sundress’s

>David

lmao

hate using the word, but my ex was quirky and that's what made her interesting and funny
we met on a uni trip and the first conversation we had was her phoning my hotel room pretending to be a thai lady selling porno

he goes hard in the paint

niggas be like "Good Afternoon my name is David" LMAO

What's a good hip-hop?

had a gf whomst was into the same stuff as me but she still had a shit personality tbf, it's not everything

bants

was she loco

It's nice desu.

The problem I've found is that the more attractive a girl, the more utterly dull she is.

My girlfriend now is the best looking gf I've had and ever will have, but she doesn't really have much going for her other than being nice.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y4fI3TruAOw

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my soundcloud x

mad how all the pornstars i wanked to when i was a teenager are now either retired or in the milf category

Also I really fucking hate when I ask her a story and she gives me the longest backstory.

'You said your brother had a bad day at work, what happened.'

'Well, when he first applied to work there he sent in a CV, funny thing about his CV was that he always formats them in Arial not Times New Roman. He's been doing it years.'

'Can you just get to the point?'

'I'm trying to tell you don't be a dick.'

Lord give me strength.

who did you wank to lad?

>more attractive, more dull

its a bell curve

blog on

they're giving out about over-tourism on the radio haha

>radio
>current year

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and?

yeah quite a nutter but she's funny so it made up for when she'd threaten to kill herself
know what you mean
i'm talking to a girl right now and she's arguably more attractive than my ex but she's a bit boring. I think part of it is that we haven't talked that much but still

>Be lucky enough to live in nice place
>People want to come and appreciate said nice place
>Plough money into local area like no man's business creating more money to keep it nice and keep local businesses flourishing.
>Locals get weirdly jealous and hate it

Why

lexi belle and jenna haze and sasha grey were some big ones

>listening to the same 10 pop songs on loop randomly interspersed with white middle class opinions on trivial news and gimmicky games

if its in your car, youre broke
if you listen to it at hone, youve got ‘tism

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Oh shut up

people whomst dont benefit from tourism dont like loads of strangers turning up

*kicks her to death*

>The only radio stations that exist are shite pop ones.

Smash Radio 4 on mate.

>why yes i listen to the radio how could you tell

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radio 6 senpai

former emo white twink here.

i used to know a really hot black guy on the football team. i once said hi to him and he started making fun of me in front of his teammates. i recall him saying "pants a little too tight homie" while the rest of his buddies started laughing out loud and calling me a faggot.

i was really bitter and sad but then one day out of no where, he grabbed me by the arm and pulled me into the locker room where there was no one there. he said, "hey, sorry about earlier."

he then kissed me and we started making out. then he spun me around, pulled my pants down aggressively and rammed his huge throbbing black cock between my pale bum cheeks. the way he was thrusting with such force and stamina was out of this world. within minutes i had a shaking prostate orgasm. the orgasm was 100 times more intense than ejaculating and my legs got really wobbly. i almost fell but he was holding me with his hard as steel arms. after were done i was exhausted and panting. i had one of those feelings where you just knew this was a strong black man that just fucked the shit out of you

anyway, after our passionate love making, he pretended he didn't know me in public and would continue saying homophobic things to me in front of his friends. :(

is that soy or a lesbian

me and the gf and yes i know im punching above my weight

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Churchtoil beckons

so many odd things in this picture
firstly, why do all the books have red dots at the top of the spine?
secondly, why is there a deck of large cards scattered around
thirdly, why has she chosen a library to lay down a fluffy pink rug, pillows, and food?

if you’re under 30 just kill yourselves already

>being this autistic about literal background noise

h___ s__

are you balding or a neo-nazi

>had one of those feelings where you just knew this was a strong black man that just fucked the shit out of you

>zerachiel

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not sure what to buy in tesco for lunch

that is unironically the average british lad

im a balding italian freak

He goes by Kyle

bet you both listen to radio

nobody listens to techno!

Radio 4 is fucking chill mate.

I'm 25 but you bang it on in the morning, get updated on news (so you don't have to actively read anything, you absorb by osmosis) and then go into the office, know everything about everything and people think you're a genius.

In the middle of the day they'll do interesting societal issues (like speaking about why young lads in East Germany are becoming right wing - no jobs, women get educated and move away etc).

Then they'll cover some interesting fun issue that isn't politics.

Sometimes they have dramas on but it's shit and then other times they'll talk about other stuff in the news that isn't politics.

Very chill to passively have on.

i listen to radio 4 lad, bit of 5 live and the world service thrown in. Superior to telly and Loads of it available as podcasts too

bbc.co.uk/programmes/p07j891f
bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0002mg2
bbc.co.uk/programmes/w3csydd0

at what age should you know who you are
i'm 24 and still haven't got a fucking clue

I'm Doug

B and R

ri doug

Alri lad pretty chilly isn't it?

as i said, only white middle class twats want to hear white middle class twats opinions about shite that white middle class people have done

insanley BORING

more of a spotify man my self

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never, but you'll continuously learn more about yourself

listening to radiohead

alri you stick with love island then m8