/brit/

well I said no so you better not have saved it you cheeky cunt

A piece of rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind around here." The rope walks out back, ties himself up, and unravels his ends. The rope walks back into the bar. The bartender says, "Aren't you that rope that was just in here a minute ago?" The rope says, "Nope. I'm a frayed knot."

That guy is the man

Good motivation despite being a big roided convict

Reckon that's what happens when you teach convicts philosophy and shit, the nigga randomly drops passages mid sentence

keep spazzing out

not observing a pixel of that bloody tome

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He understood it as far as his 95 iq brain permits. There is still more but its simply beyond his reach. Maybe this is the same for the highest iq men on the planet too. Makes you think

His brain is the limit

heard it before

creasing

apparently hes a big fat phony, loads of real convicts are coming out and exposing him on youtube now with proof that he wasnt involved in the riots he claims he was, that he was in mulecreek SNY with all the pedos and snitches protective custody

also apparently the northern mexicans have put a hit out on him for breaking the code of silence, talking too much game and dropping names

nice hairline

eating a piece of driftwood

Is a thought so anyway. Seems unironically too level headed to be leader of prison gang. If you value life then you're not a good fit for the role clearly and he obviously values it enough to be somewhat wise about certain stuff

Reckon the leaders are just literally mad men, screw loose, insane, will kill over trivial matter no talking involved

kicked out of the local Star Wars fan club for repeatedly saying 'Dark Vader' and mixing it up with Star Trek then suggesting Star Trek was better anyway

spock is my favourite jedi tbf

NEED a northern mexican prison gang to put out a hit on my bollocks

Imagine living in a house with only one bathroom

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aye agree with you there lad, the mental cunts who operate prison gangs in the usa arent gonna be putting their face all over the internet thats for sure

Huge!

Jackie is just speeding away
Thought she was James Dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that bash
She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side
And the colored girls say
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

an indian bus driver stops at a bus stop to pick up a passenger, his bus is visibly packed

He opens the door and says he passenger "sorry mate, I'm ramjam full"

The passenger says, "don't care what your name is mate, let me on the bus"

watching twin peaks

Genuinely can't believe it's Sunday already

Where did the weekend go

the loneliness is unbearable

racist prick he is mind

Squeaking

think i hate sundays more than mondays

racist prick you are

Full isnt a very indian name

yeah? care to elaborate?

oh wait nobody fuckingg cares you little maggot sack

took 3mg xan yesterday morning and woke up earlier today not remembering anything at all except my hair was cut and I'd spent 1500 (1000 on clothes)
Day before that I was tripping on 350ug from the previous day

Today? I'm off to pakidon to walk around with tourists

well, it's been fun lads, from next week ill be a full time mature uni student, gonna miss these free NEET days, free to do whatever, whenever

Now i'll have to commute 30 mins there and back to campus 4 days a week, unitoil truly is hell

give your head a wobble druggie mongo

Considering joining the navy lads. can't seem to find a civilian job worth doing and fancy some excitement

fucking love a good xanax

a benzo where is like yh lol I’m on drugs

Rather than other benzos where it’s like hmmm am I on drugs?

FOLC before i wring ur neck

arrogant student bastard would love to snap your little neck

Been noticing more and more white guys with paki/pooinloo girlfriends. What's up with that?

probably older than you mate

Unitoil really is hell. atleast the daytime drinking and easy shagging makes up for it

see

LONG LEGGED CANDY

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Shut the fuck up

190 replying to his own posts again

do heroin
fight zoey
kill yourself

any order.

Tend to be rich

Developing more European facial structures

Will actually be loyal as they’ll be thinking they’re punching above their weight

i did but i deleted it after i saw that

gf didn't appreciate my remark about the women's world cup being the shittiest looking beach volleyball competition I'd ever seen

state breeding program to make more charlixcx's

Do you know of anything better to do
Thought not
Based 1noncey
I definitely remember having trouble walking lmao

nah xanax mong has a gf

racist scrote indians date whites when they go through a rebellious stage not because of some racist inferiority complex

why ask if you're just gonna save it before I reply you inconsiderate twat

eating sneedless red grapes
>formerly sneeded

>1noncey
Chuckling, shall be using this

where did I say anyting bow race

>19oncey

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Nah I don't have a gf. Must be other guy. I did have gf but broke up with her and it really never made any difference to my life because I just acted like I never had a girlfriend anyway when I was with her. Essentially just used her for regular guaranteed sex whenever I needed it

im 26 lad, not gonna fit in with all the zoomzooms and peng 18yos

I'm practically like their father to them i'm so out of touch

racist piece of shit we are all human

being a neet is worse

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nothing wrong with shagging 18yo s. its a real thing here in nl to fuck first year students

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neet life is too comfortable to be good, if you’re ever comfortable in life you’re asking for trouble you have to keep yourself motivated and challenged not complacent and idle (even millionaires understand this)

>its a real thing in nonceland to be a nonce

colour me surprised

powerful. hope you'll think twice before using words that hurt

guffawled

this cant be real

I'd say it if this was the result

Truth

Without adversity you cannot appreciate the contentment of simply getting by

Looks tasty

bell curve init

have literally never used or felt need to use the word ‘nigger’ at any point in my life

why is she so cute lads?

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*skateboards in, probation papers flailing out of both pockets*
Ypooooo it's zoey on the mic my friends call me big nostril drop the riddim dj shout out to biz yeah

Went to Burnley yesterday. I thought Huddersfield and Barnsley were contenders for the real capital of the Norf, but we have a winner.

yeah?

((()))

reckon zoeys rap name should have been smiggie balls

wrong pic?

So is /eire/ finished then? kinda sad.

Leeds is obviously the capital

She'd look better if her hair was longer. Nice face though.

>yp
you flopped it

try again 19Oncey

Brit*

wait until you see hull

good post

Wonder if zoe knows the rapper named zen from up north
I think that's what he's called anyway. He's in some songs with sox

Burnley is my local town. What'd you get up to?

Lmao

Leeds 0 - 1 Swansea

pathetic

zoey knows sox?