I'm an american

i'm an american
AMA about america, american history, culture, etc.

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Why are you circumcized

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Do you guys really clap at the end of movies

stupid american dog suck nigger cock and jews, fear the samurai

i'm one of the few uncircumcised americans
no we don't
i hate niggers and jews though

How do I get an American gf?

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>i'm one of the few uncircumcised americans

I'm so fucking jealous of people like you, fuck kikes to hell and back, and back to hell again

>get nuked 2 times
>50 years later 50% of his native language's vocabulary is FUROMU ENGURISHI

>no we don't
He meant in cinemas

Which specific department in Walmart to you prefer to shart in? Personally I like to shart in electronics and watch the hd tvs while i stain my Hanes.

Do you own a gun?
Do you think every normal Americans should own a gun?
Is America actually as mutt as Jow Forums say?

You are a circumcised white soy boy, faggot

based

t. third world shithole.

Here are the qt mutt girlfriends you ordered, sir

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t. first world shithole.

if i knew i'd get one myself
also
>jackie
jackie is a dirty fucking commiefornian
based
nobody's clapped in the theaters i've been to
none
yes
yes
i don't think so but there are certainly many of them, especially in big cities like Boston, MA. Chicago, IL. New York, NY and Los Angeles, CA
no

first world is not shithole.
third world is fucking shithole.

>jackie is a dirty fucking commiefornian
I know, but she's cute.

I sharted my pants what do?

I was not al wal-mart, is that bad?

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we are third world

your first world is shithole.
my third world is not shithole.

Does owning gun stuff also apply to:
Spics
Nigs
Asians?
I kind of only see whities care a lot about guns, do other ethnicities care about guns too?

Is it possible to find a 18-25y/o american gf who isn't a redneck but isn't a college SJW either and isn't chubby? Or are they super high on demand and thus almost impossible to date?

>i hate niggers and jews though

Fucking BASED

All third world is shithole desu.

Chicano here
I have a AR-15 Handy because I live near mayates and fear for my life

Sharting though mostly done in marts is not tied down to being done only within the iconic super store. Sharting can be done anywhere and is a national pass time. I find it very flattering that a bean bro would partake in such an integral practice of american culture. Shart on, hombre

Who's your favorite book ?
Your favorite movie ?
Your favorite song ?
Your favorite instrument ?
Maga ?
Miga ?
Are you for the gop or the dems or one of these outsiders we call the mega nazi alt right ?
Are you handsome ?
Are you a retard ?
Who's your favorite movie producer ?
Who's your favorite author ?
Who's your favorite scientist ?
What is your favorite meal ?
What is your favorite language ? Can you speak another than english ?
Blondes, brunettes or redheads ?
When will occur the next economic crisis ?
What is your favorite car ?
Favorite color ?
Your house, in bricks or in paper cards ?
Mountains or cities ?
Horses or cars ?
Do you think I'm CIA ?

>Is it possible to find a 18-25y/o american gf who isn't a redneck
Ugh, I'd go for a redneck girl.

nice reasoning, nafri

define ''america culture''...

And your first world is shithole too.

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It's china kek

Your third world is shithole.

>Spics
no, spics are not American and should all fuck off below the Rio Grande
>Nigs
no, nigs are not Americans either and should all be deported to Africa
>Asians
maybe
>I kind of only see whities care a lot about guns, do other ethnicities care about guns too?
i don't know if spics or asians care about guns but i know quite a few blacks who care about guns
it's possible yes but it's pretty hard
>book
Southern Victory
>song
too many to pick just one
>instrument
probably piano
>maga
yes but trump is not making america great again
>miga
israel is shit
>gop or dems
fuck both parties
>handsome
that's subjective
>retard
no
>movie producer
don't have one
>author
don't have one
>scientist
Marvel W. Parsons
>meal
too many to choose from
>language
english and no i cant speak a language that isn't english
>blondes brunettes or redheads
brunettes
>economic crisis
don't know
>favorite car
none
>house
what?
>mountains or cities
fuck both of those forests all the way
>horses or cars
horses
>cia
yes
define "hong kong culture"

>It's china kek
Japanese damage control is disgusting

>Your third world is shithole.
Your first world is shithole.

Japan is not shithole.
Your third world is shithole.

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How old are you

i'm in my 20s, cia nigger.

We're not third world shithole
We are on the level of Mongolia

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No.
Your country is third world shithole.

What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?

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Godspeed son

No, yours is shithole.

WV is whiter and VA is more niggerfied
also they're two completely different states and one isn't even technically a state
thanks dad

No.
Your country is true shithole.

No, your country is shithole.

Are you a part of Megachurches

no

Do you understand circumcision is prevalent in america because christian beliefs, which are dated back to the Puritans, that it prevents masturbation? mosaicscience.com/story/troubled-history-foreskin/
Dumb zipperhead

Why Americans are provocating wars in other countries especially on Middle East ?

Why do you hate latinos?

That's why .

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Why are you not

based friend in Jalisco Nueva Generation is going to get them to invest 70k in my business, this is the only way Mexican Americans can get wealthy btw

Glow harder CIA nigger

so i got my USA passport just couple of months ago
i want u to give me quick rundown on how to obtain my unemployment compensations?

Are interracial couples a common thing there?

no
No, mostly just the rural obese southern areas
I will allow it for now
Only to shoot people with
correct
there is none
V is closer to the east coast and WV is more agricultural/rural
because fun

you have to be a citizen

i'm a citizen u dumb fuck

This is easy
You have to claim you earn nothing and then work on the side earning that extra $500 welfare just because bro

also If I see a Muslim like you in my neighborhood I will shoot you viva la santa maria! viva jesus!

well i'm no muslim
unfortunately

Poland is such a fucking shithole dude

where's ur neighborhood tho
i'm also a 20's neet

Dude what the heeeeeck??? You're arabic you have to be muslim. What the heck dude. Are you hindu?

i was actually born in NJ then fled to egypt
i just liked it in egypt more
and yeah i speak arabic so as english aswell

How financially crippling is giving birth in a hospital and how much do circimcisions cost?

I think circumcisions cost $50 or something
I'm a Chicano and I think that might have been why i'm not circumcised
although I was told not to eat milk and pork because it wasn't kosher and would make me sick for some reason which makes me wonder why I wasn't circumcised anyway