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hurricane hit them they're all dead

shep robably does but the're out of shot
what you're actually seeing in that picture is the standard "nest" procedure that many women do, where they just toss rubbish all over the place on the floor and it's basically a massively disorganised mess with no structure or reason to any of it

no it doesnt
under right conditions glider fly indefinitely
theoretically possible for glider to fly forever

TAAALKKK
it's ooooonly talk

spidey needs to see a doctor about that

no need for furtniture when you have that bum

reading my first novel entirely in french lads

grim town, hated the people in the town, weather was horribly bitter and cold to the point where you'd look out your window and beg not to go outside, was constantly ill (there wasn't a single day when I wasn't ill). was extremely insecure about myself and very self-conscious, had problems with mates and girls back home, didn't like my flatmates and was sharing with a lot of people, flatmates constantly had people over, eventually became too anxious to go in the kitchen, poor diet, embarrassing moments in freshers that kept me up at night, extremely fucked up sleeping schedule that meant I was up at night and sleeping during the day which really fucked with my head and got me down since all I saw was darkness and no sun ever, it also meant I was missing tons of classes, constant attempts to fix my pattern fucked me up even more, uni room was grim and received no light, didn't like my course, hated the people on my course, started disassociating, couldn't go outside because I'd get heat flashes and my skin would start crawling and i'd have panic attacks, had money problems, lost my ability to socialise
all small things but they added up and fucked with me

anyone else get tempted to stick things up their arse? not even gay or owt.

Talky talky talky
Happy talk

why do the do this

why hasn't anyone glided forever then

You guys read moni's latest blog post? She's SO based

I'm putting together an elite team, a team of shaggers to rescue timothy james byrne from the secure facility where he's being held hostage by oxford health, DPD and marlow orthodontics
This isn't going to be a mission for the faint hearted, the building will be heavily guarded by builders and sainsbury's workers
If you're in then meet me at high wycombe train station at 0600 hours

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that's not flying, it's falling with style!

alri buzz

thats grim man sorry it ended up that way for you. you better now?

youtube.com/watch?v=d46FV8rSbNE
in your own
in your own
anaaaalyyysiiiis

too long person get tired and that is thetorecal becuase condition rarely allow it but yes he could do maybe

wonder if timmy will end up with a ward gf like lachy did

because women are generally a bit unhinged

yeah in a much better place, starting again with a more suitable course and much more prepared this time round. thanks

Has he finally been sectioned?

gotta tell us which town lad

good good. and yeah - where was this?

mental how both men and women turn into mentalites when they live in rejection of their life's purpose of mating and raising strong sons

nice to see a fellow preston lad in.

why the fuck do they do this
literally every femoid bedroom i see has shit all other floor

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sue

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this is me on acid lads
how many birds do you reckon ive shagged?

also summer will you go out with me

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youtube.com/watch?v=AMVir9oZOHk

king crimson look so much happier when fripp isn't there lol

Sue? More like poo
Ahaha

0

easy now

fuckin hell 190 is actually peng

>Dacw hi, a'I gwyneb mewn poen

>Mae hi newydd gael ei phigo gan byr ar ei chroen

>Mae'n gafael mewn papur cyfagos a'I daro ar y wal

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>how many birds do you reckon ive shagged?
On acid? Probably none
In general? Maybe 2 or 3

im not 190 hes a nonce

less than 10

you look welsh though
you have that swarthiness

less than 1

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i had shagged 10 birds by the time i was 18 lol

HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know how sometimes when you've been sitting down a while your body decides to give you a semistiff willy? What's your trick to handling that when you have to get up and walk about?

celebrating andreescu winning the us open

Those geese were never the same after that.

me? i coom

we've got a shagger in our midst, right this way sir

timothy james byrne here in my rented room at stoke mandeville mental hospial
teddy's got the anti-psychotic meds

>You know how sometimes when you've been sitting down a while your body decides to give you a semistiff willy?
youtube.com/watch?v=msKI1T9i710

Never happend to me

Are Norwegian men prettier than british women?

im gonna commit

just woke up

Ironically forgot to link you

youtu.be/_eLd7HzthpE

commit what? suicide? murder? mass genocide?

Cider always gives me a massive hangover

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coommit

lol

gonna commit an act of dinner

cheese toastie and a bag of crisps

you could say I'm somewhat of a seasoned shagger, a pro shagger if you will
when people need tips and tricks on shagging they never hesitate to call me and I have a 100% success rate when it comes to pleasing women

>flat chest

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

committing an act of hubris

any tips

Well youre here

>19 yrs old winning the us open
she's hot too

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Andrea Leadsom is completely unhinged

shove a finger up her arse as she's about to cum

youtu.be/wwyPwO6FSa8
very cute

my dad says i look like gareth bale lol so maybe there is something to that

can someone fucking kill me please lol

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that is not a pretty face and that body is nothing special

is this are pewd

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No but i'll make you a cheese toastie pal

Bit of worcestershire sauce in there

zoomer physique

same lol

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love seeing that hominid of unknown origin lose at tennis

he'd be so cool if he weren't a gamer

i can't stop watching JAV

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women are lazy

this coom gimmick is dire so i suggest you all stop it now

AAAHHHHH LASTED ONE DAY WITHOUT FAP BUT I'M JUST A SLAVE TO COOMING TO BIG DICK SHEMALES I'M GONNA UGH I'M GONNA UGH I'M COOOOOOMING

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got an erection aka a stiffy

>music is high
>I'm on the phones at work
>34 minutes into the hour
>on my second call
>they're currently on hold

I'll give it another 5 minutes

tent in pants?