Culture Pals - /cp/

super-duper-ancient-foreign-wild-mating-dance edition

Welcome to Culture Pals. Here autistic sperg losers used to meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(BASED) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this thing/person is more of a female dog than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 onwww.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7(embed)

HOW TO GET MARRIED:
pastebin.com/P83xddCe

Last bread:

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>social anxiety
>too much of a poorfag

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inc*l fr*aks ITT

Here's an official guide for fellow girls on how to get married to the right man.

Countries to look for: Just what ever countries they message you, look for a rich man or Korean if you are that kind of an autist.
All other countries are filth and scum, especially poor countries.

NEVER START CONVERSATIONS (for some reason they always end up better than convos started by a girl). Do not feed boring soibois with your questions, if he can't come up with anything he is either boring as fuck, not interested or low iq. Always just reply with boring one liners and try to be as passively rude as possible. Consider ghosting him after a few messages.

Have a basic bitch personality, enjoy travelling, netflix and food. Make him disclose his bank account balance within 3-4 weeks of talking with her outside IP, anything less than $120 000 is unacceptable, you are a princes and you deserve a true RICH prince.

Do not ask for nudes (at least in the first month or so), if he sends you them on her own etc he is a disgusting pervert, unless he has the Chad body.

Also be a gold digger and attention seeker and ask money from him and make him listen to your boring social drama concerning your exs and friends and family etc. If he can't afford flights to you, he is a broke boy and doesn’t deserve a true QUEEN.

Most importantly remember, it is hard to find the right person and the world is filled with dicks. Let as many guys talk to you as possible, ghost 99 % of them and only reply to Chads or ones who somehow mesmerized you on their first message.

I think I'm going to have to impregnate my paraguayan qt. Her friends all say that I'm a bad person and I shouldn't be talking to her but she really wants to have my children

>tfw no fillipino wife

Finally got a Portuguese qt. Hyped

Based

Wish I was gay t b h so I wouldn't have to deal with these vapid w*men

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But girls love your flag

I don't give a single fuck nigguh
A girl will literally proclaim her love to you, make plans to come and fuck you and move to you and then just stop talking to you if you don't bombard her with questions every day.

that’s why you need to give her your benis

How can I do that when they lose their interest in two weeks of talking. I mean am I supposed to book flights immediately and marry them on the spot or something?

does interpal allow gays

We are all gay here

only cute ones

tfw no fat bf

do you video call?

They’re gonna lose interest if you’re attempting to be romantic long distance regardless. Honestly the best thing you can do is meet genuine friends that are qts here and visit them, then if they’re down when they meet you THATS when you give them the benis

Just booked my flights to see my qt

Based. Where?

Naah we write on whatsapp

>genuine friends
Well that is better than nothing, thanks for the tip.

we are going to Austria and the Czech Republic
That’s why

>tells she loves you
>dissappears
This women meme is the same every where

you look beautiful :)

I had a profile a few months back but deleted it. I mostly got hit up by gay dudes and most women didn't seem to want to talk much.
Except now I am lonely and have nobody to talk to these days.
idk what to do

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Make profile and message qts. Arabs love leafs

Fucking tell me about it. Thinking of flying to her just to beat the shit out of her ass.

I'm basically a bear but not gay
So that puts me in a very niche market

How do I get Asian women to stop bullying me? I want to learn Russian.

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Arab qts like leafs though

God I'm so mad, I think she even returned with some guy who was threatening to kill himself if she didn't

how to grap russians by the pussy, as an amercnoid-egyptian?
asking for a friend

I don’t know about you, but by throwing some book quotes out there or talking about Russian authors seems to get them going. Woo them with tales of ancient Egyptian tales or some such.

tell Russian qts you live in Sharm El-Sheikh and want to take them to the beach

i read for Dostoevsky and Tolstoy
but i don't know if russians are even a genuine intellectuals

They won't fucking reply and when they do it's all half-assed "go away" vibe responses.

I'm not gonna make it.

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It’s too easy lad. Just play the game. Bait them with other women, don’t respond immediately either. As a few others as friends and wait an hour or two before you respond.

I have 2 girl friends, I do that btw

Fucking Mormons.

Fucking w*men. What cunt was she from? Mine was a turk.

I don't fucking know man, just yesterday I wrote something to a girl with similar interests talking about said interests and it took her 1 fucking day to just reply with a "yes", why are you in a chatting website if you're not even gonna chat jesus christ

Post her

Half of my messages are gay guys with terrible English. Why do they always use )) too many :)) :) smiley faces ::)))?

Post bulge teehee

they are nice))

Week 2 of nobody responding, literally not a single response from a woman and the Iranian man I chatted with has stopped responding as well
Is this how it feels to finally understand I'm ugly

It’s like a 5/10 from the Philippines.

Why are all the cute girls in Russia Jewish or tartar?

Post profile

Lad, just post a photo of you in good clothes with tight pants or shorts. It works well. I posted a pick of myself in a dress shirt and som pants, and I get 30-35 views a day.

Lol how do you let them bully you?

>qt said to head over to whatsapp
>gives me her number
>keep texting her the same way I did
>ignores me a day after

w*men are trash

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Incel uprising when?

They just message me random shit, kind of like Indians and white chicks.

No
I did post my best photo in my best shirt and I even smile in it

>mfw my qt is also from finland

fuck this life man

I don't have anyone else to talk to besides her

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Same happened but after 3 days

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Mood

nice quads
serves you right for falling for a finnish bitch
usually they like meds though so it's a bit surprising to get ghosted like that

>tfw no european gf to teach me the ancient arts of sword combat

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Why do all)) Russians type like this)))))?

it's faster than typing :) I guess lol

In their keyboard layout double points are complicated to type

>qt constantly tells me she loves me
>she isn't lewd but directly tells me she wants my kids now
My cock hasn't been this hard in a while

when do you meet

Next summer

>qt's dad is literally a russian bounty hunter who tracks down and captures escaped criminals

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i was told that russian is a very blunt and rude-sounding language, even to russians
the colon is hard to type like said, and they add them in the middle of sentences to "soften" them up so people know you're not angry with them or something
t. frens with Ukrainian exchange student who went to my HS

Actually based. Join the Army then join the family business.

You have to remember that women dont think like us people

European w*men dont even know how to cook.

Help! I want to talk with foreigners and practice the languages I am learning. Can Culture Pals be of any use?

I was thinking about just searching foreigner discord severs and get people to play games with me. Please help, I have no experience with either Culture Pals or Discord. What it's the best way to find what I am looking for?

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I'M STUCK BETWEEN TWO GIRLS WHAT DO I DO

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excited?

On one side I wish I could go back in time and never have talked to her and in the other I want her to return

Yes, I just hope she doesn't get pregnant

> indians

Hot...

Post profile

I don't have an account yet. I want to know if I should make one given the interests I have. Everyone one here seems to be looking for relationships, I just want to make online friends and practice other languages.

If you become friends with someone from the other Sex, one will fall in love sooner or later, you can make guy friends too

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a girl I did nothing wrong to is being very cryptic, vague, and passive agressive with me, fuck women and fuck betas for putting them on such a high pedestal

What is a good opening to get females to respond? I haven’t thought of any good ones. Please send help.

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I can confirm this. A girl went from saying that I had a "special place in her heart" to saying that we weren't close and she must have been insane for saying we were, jfl at female "feelings".

Was she Israeli? If so, same here

no, russian and happened on whatsapp

>unread message bug went up into +2 now instead of just +1

fucking hell it's like even the website hates me

>find out about interpals a month ago
>find qt korean on homepage or something
>bookmark url and hold off because insecure
>her profile says she wants to get to know people from all over the world
>her profile changed current city from Seoul to Stockholm as well as learning: swedish got added
>fuck yes i have to make a profile now
>message her a sentence complimenting her taste in music and ask a question about it
>gets read, no response
>wait a few days
>message again, trying harder
>gets read, no response
>wait a week
>third times the charm, pull out secret card
>gets read, response
>"hi lol"
>feel happy
>reply
>gets read, no fucking response
>message again today
>got blocked
im fucking sad now, i really liked how she looked...

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never double message bro

but she read it and didn't respon, and i waited 4 days and then a week, i wasnt going to give up on someone her
she wasnt like some meme model who gets 1000s of matches and is a 10/10 in general but she felt like a 10/10 to me idk how to describe it, now im trying to convince myself im not ugly and she was just a bot or a catfish

she just wasnt interested in you. dont think about it too much. no one is ugly. youll get plenty more chances because everyone likes nordic countries. cheer up

>am I supposed to book flights immediately and marry them on the spot or something?
exactly.
if you can afford it. try it once.
not the marrying tho. just fly to the girl and see what happens.
try to pick a country you're interested in so if it doesn't work out, you still have a lot to enjoy.

all the LGBTQIA +

bump and goodnight

absolutley butifel

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i can't talk to qts anymore because i have a full time job. hold me bros ;-;

“The place for fucking up skirts“

Хopoшo

Just saw the girl I talked to ~2 years ago for a while and who went psycho out of nowhere and ignored me just viewed my profile again after all this time. No message tho