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Imagine l'odeur...
anyone tried tommy robinson's new aftershave?
too big
Awful shoop
The rorkebrain:
>stunted debating skills from spending years in an echochamber, never challenged on his one-dimensional views
>major depression from not being able to live out his weird fantasies, spends all day playing autism simulators trying to recreate them
>inability to socialize due to not being used to being called out on his unacceptable opinions on race
>no attention span due to burned out receptors from years of watching "ben shapiro owns libs" compilations on youtube
>Northern Ireland
nah her arse is just bending the door
>rorke
stop strawmanning
Tell me you love me
If you don't then liiiiiiiiie
Oh liiiiiiiie, to me.
UUUGGGHH
I'M GONNA ROORKE
Fumet nauséabond et écoeurant de vieille carcasse de baleine rance prête à éclater tant le sulfure d'hydrogène presse les chairs dilatées du bestiaux
Leftypol heard it from Russel Brand and therefore it must be true in xir mind
the fingers that typed this have been up this poster's arse
i love these because they're so specific that you can always tell it's someone falseflagging themselves
this was unironically me at one point
then i left my bedroom, got my first proper job and interacted with normal people (even minorities) and i gave up on all that shit pretty fast
woah there charles dickens
I wonder how Tim is doing with all the mind altering drugs.
and then everyone in the diverse workplace clapped
how is that so hard to believe?
just leave your bedroom lmao
Same here, realised it wasn't nice making myself angry over stupid things. Why would I want to be angry? it's not a nice feeling.
Holy based! Rorke is finished!!
Is there an extension to let me see what part of the UK everyone is from?
actually this desu
why the FUCK do women do this
I can’t read your mind for fucks sake
Why yes I do enjoy playing the guess what day you’re free for the next 5 texts before we both get bored and stop replying
based and stoicpilled
Great Shitstain
because women are retarded
Mental how we got drawn against Australia in the ashes again FFS, hot balls
i do pal. Dunno how Leftypol can't fathom that exposure to reality doesn't destroy the "rorke" worldview
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why are people in the comments so up in arms?
she's not interested mate, if she were she'd recommend a day when she is free
be more assertive
she's not interested
would it be unprofessional to have slightly long hair for a grad job? not sure if it gives off a bad impression and i should cut it short
Is the Indian poster about?
brexit britain
The problem with this type of girl is that they are the absolute best for fucking and make my pee pee hard but then you have to go on the street with a chubby chick and post nut it just feel embarrassing.
DON'T: hate people for their race
DO:
the problem now is I either play the guessing game or ask her what day she’s free, which is a beta move and has just as high a chance of me saying I’m busy then
Chances are she isn’t even busy and just isn’t interested despite matching and chatting for a couple of days
fucking women
This will be you in the future
get a haircut, hippy
just get it cut poof
the eternal struggle
Women need a metaphorical strong hand.
not this, I’ve had more “wow you’re forward” comments than I care to count
I know it’s this, just wanted to have a moan
answer the question incels
they're not? most seem to be joking
yes
Just say you're part black and go in with some tribal nose rings
i respect women
‘Slightly long hair’ is subjective
Post a picture of what it looks like and be honest
answer is most likely yours looks shit so yes you should have it trimmed
Why is it embarrassing? How out of touch are you? You think when you - yourself - are walking in the streets, people actually notice you? You think random people give a shit about you or who you're with? You think you're that important?
average video gamer
Think I've done just 1 call this hour
>I’ve had more “wow you’re forward” comments than I care to count
Is that what they said to push back against specific instances of your assertiveness in a polite way without outright condemning it in principle, or is it an absolute dampener and rejection?
on my 5th time so far today
similar to this
Yes, people notice you and subconsciously judge you.
How do I clean the plaque off the bottom of my 2 front teeth?
toothbrush and mouthwash
don’t know don’t care, not changing who I am for some woman
I’ve gone on to shag a decent number of women who’ve said it so clearly it’s not a negative, I just view it more as a sign of how timid the average bloke is
Anyone who wears those shoes with that skirt is not worth spending your life with.
That guy should be glad that she declined.
The only people "judging" you in that situation are young kids. Are you intimidated by young kids?
watched a zoomer girl livestreaming yesterday with her friends.
they spent 5 minutes reciting tiktok memes (literally just saying the words together).
then her mom came in and said "hey i've got a real mom question. are these magic mushrooms?" and held up a package, which she said came from the netherlands. apparently one of the girl's friends from school ordered illegal drugs to her house because he didn't want his parents knowing, and he knew the girl's parents were cool.
then all the girls gathered round the camera with the package, handling the contraband live, and googling for prices to see if they could sell it. then the live stream ended.
this sounds made up but its all true and i wanted to write it down
He should be
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I win
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how many of your soldiers will be killed thanks to brexit?
And then they forget you in 5 minutes
pizza hut v papa johns v dominos
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Pizza Express
Haha, I was actually thinking about this exact scene when typing that post out.
>don’t know don’t care, not changing who I am for some woman
No, I was asking if that's something they say to nonchalantly say "no" to whatever it was you were being forward about, or something they say before shutting down the communication and getting nowhere?
no
Except yours looks scruffier than that except for the minute after you see it in a mirror and adjust it
Guarantee you look like a prat, go and see a barber
People assume graduates are cocks, it’s your job to show you’re not else your job will be difficult. Virgins with no career prospects itt will disagree but a graduate should try and blend in at first until you figure out who matters and is worth impressing. Better to develop a good reputation than start off with a bad one.
I went to the dentist and he chipped it off with a drill, I didn't realise how much was stuck behind them
oetkors ristorante frozen pizza lad
"I could care less" is what retards say
Don't eat any cos I'm not a degenerate.
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absolute stepper
Did it hurt?
It’s just an observation I think, sometimes I get shut down sometimes I don’t and it continues as planned
listening to dub techno
Do you have less chance of getting a job if you have a beard?
depends on the beard and the job obviously
How "forward" do you think you actually are most of the time?
Not a bit, teeth looked great afterwards too
snipping tool just crashed my laptop
i think i'm due an upgrade
>incels
how dare you say such a thing
wash your mouth out
Not if you keep it nice looking
*wakes up*
*yawns*
*takes checklist from nightstand*
>To do:
>[ ] Smash Rorke
>[ ] Buy cat food
Got an angry customer
Done what I needed to sort it but I wonder how much longer I can leave them on hold?
not really as long as it's well groomed and you dont look homeless. beards are mainstream as fuck these days
>Pakistanis are wanking over Khabib Nurmagomedov again
Hate light skinners
7 minutes
amer hussain more like amer poostain