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same. i almost never eat lunch

Why aren't we considering these people mentally ill?

stop letting svenn make threads i'm going back to listening the new lana del rey album in my bluetooth headphones

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lmao fox thinks he did it this time

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h-h-hey, i'm back

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Lots of scandinavians

he was almost certainly brainwashed into being trans

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anybody here ever go metal detecting?
I got a metal detector a couple years ago but never used it.

Fuck scandinavians this thread isn't even american

a while ago i tried burning my pubes offs, but the few strands i tried it on didnt come off all the way and burnt hair smells worse than I thought the memes said it would be

You're just going to find junk and some pennies

Burnt hair smells disgusting, I once accidentally burned all the hair off my arm while I was fucking with the gas lighter on my grill and it almost made me vomit

I did when I was in 5th grade or some shit but only found shotgun shells and random wires around my house.
Probably worth trying it at a beach if anything. Maybe a park

i smell PENNIES
:DDDDDDDDDDD

I live on an old farm from 1880. I find lots of bottles, so hoping I can at least find some old coins

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Going to jerk off in the shower after I have the house to myself...
He was like that before he even enlisted.

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You can’t detect bottles with a metal detector.

Why were you burning your pubes?

Weird I just burned off a patch of hair I missed while shaving because I didn’t have a razor in my car. What a strange coincidence

>the pool is open after labor day
>there just one cloud that won’t fuck off
Fall is a Jewish season

prolly gonna be a bunch of horseshoes
there was too much hair for nair & no scissors were available, and a razor would take forever

you dont go to the pool at fall stupid
you go apple and pumpkin picking and hiking and hunting and starbucks

i have my first official tranny session™ tommorow

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I have never been to Starbucks or consumed their products and I unironically consider that a badge of honor

Starbucks’ coffee is objectively v low quality and is obscenely overpriced for what it is, but never having gone there is an extremely stupid thing to build ur identity around lmao

Does the government actually pay for that shit? WTF I thought Mexico was based.

aww sweetie, how exciting!

just imagine how you're guaranteed to fail at being a tranny just like everything else you do!!

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Quick question,
Would y’all mind if I left this here?

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ac is gay and broke so now im just chilling in room temperature shower water

...

my feet are nicer

>got a full body oil massage
>fuckers asked me to strip naked
>do so just because I spent a lot of money
>instead of a pretty girl, they send some muscular dude to massage me
>feel embarrassed while he gave me a massage
>get a hard-on in the middle of the massage
>faggot starts jerking me off near the end of the massage
>immediately repulse and stand up
>leave the place and complain to front desk
>apparently I payed for a “happy ending massage”
>when they asked “male or female” Over the phone when I was getting it set up, they were talking about the massager
I’m never going back to those faggots again

...

Swedes are annoying

LöL

You’re clearly a fag if you got a hard-on
Um maybe it was a happy accident sweetie :)

this never happened

Quick question,
who is you?

>wah wah I got a handjob
The worlds tiniest violin plays for you

my gf is swedish

woke up today after some enlightening dreams

only got in the shower ironically but my pits do stink apparently

no i have to pay for it

Imagine having stank pits

fuck life

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with feets like these i can have as stanky pits as i want

lol
How much does a meJican nigga have to pay to get some stranger with a degree to play make believe with you

just stop being gay

Late nights be like

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Why can't roasties follow the law? are they too emotional?

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woke up this mawning got choself a gun

My life would be better if I could suck my own dick.

>bond

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Just practice every day

Why wont the jews fix tinder so its actually usable for men?

Why do puas hate women but still chase them? Just hire prostitutes. The chase isnt worth it if you hate them.

she should be tarred and feathered
We're in some sort of aristocratic moralist timeline, and it's not gonna last forever because people are savages. This country was made by pirates and tycoons.

Its problems are inherent to all online dating
Average looking men are better off IRL

Crush sends you this image and “finna” as a text

How would you respond?

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i spend a good chunk of my day just staring at my cat.

punish that roastie for saying that

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men pay for sex, it will never be fixed.
To me the trick seems to be using it as little as possible, deleting it, and restarting after a few weeks.
These kinds of apps are also male dominant so there're proportionately less females

>weird dream
That just reminded me of the weird dream I had last night and wanted to remember but now I realize I forgot about it

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He has a higher tolerance for annoyance than I do

Niggas be like Don’t spoiler the new IT movie

Cuz the book has been on the shelves for the past 33 years

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it's not that hard, tubby

People at the front desk of the gym are always so smug and condescending desu

Only towards betas

i've never experienced that

chaturbate
.com/elwynciel/

The bitch literally said “hope you enjoy your workout” in a condescending tone like she knew I was going to waste a lot of time phoneposting but who is she to judge there’s literally no one else in the gym after Labor Day

Just walk through like a chad.

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proof that all you need is a vagina to have men throw money at you

maybe shes just a bitch cause its labor day

*wide hips

That was a week ago

just two PB&J sandwiches to go in my mouth

i dont look at calendars and holidays
I either get a couple numbers off or i dont

her hips are disgusting

Made one

ok, homo

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never met a swede with no standards

how am i supposed to have a chance at pussy if my competition doesnt die

went from feeling amazing to feeling like pure shit