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eww...
just had a full on fist fight with my dad and lost
>pear ciders
You are now remembering that "grosse" is a popular category for French amateur porn
hate big chebs and arses
Over what lad
need you out of business
Just saw myself on video for the first time and realized I'm fucking ugly and don't sound anything like what I thought I did. I'm basically uncle fester with hair that sounds like Dursley from harry potter.
Hello Zhang
cumbrain weirdo
Drank a couple of his beers last night and he was pushing me because i said i didnt then i swung and missed and he knocked me to the floor i got up about 3 times and kept getting sent down
sue
>DNP
Always assumed that romantic kissing was a universal human behavior but according to Wikipedia it's not; it doesn't seem to have existed in the pre-modern era and even today is not widely practiced in many regions (e.g., Asia). Kind of makes sense when you think about it; what is really the appeal of putting your mouth on another person's mouth and mashing your tongues together? Do you know a lot of couples that have been together for years that still make out on a regular basis? I rest my case.
give it to me straight, like a pear cider
lmao
best substance for cutting bar none
Got called a Little Englander in Tesco
what's wrong with pear cider?
only frightened repressed mutants like muslims and east asian bug people dont. its a perfectly normal and enjoyable way to show affection.
got a bottle of pink lucozade earlier and realised I probably looked a bit of a bender bringing it out to my car but dgaf cause its some good shit
Yanks GAGGING to have their chins tested
>There are people who were born, will live, and will die in the same town
>They will go on two holidays a year to Spain, all inclusive, so they know they're getting a full English at the hotel.
>They will occasionally have a big holiday to somewhere like Vegas for a wedding.
>They will sneer at Radio 4 but will watch Love Island and get really involved.
These people could be here right now
Made out with three girls in my life, /brit/ on suicide watch
dinner is served
Just imagine that planted on your face. Phwoar
stewart lee is shite
love pear cider 2bh
perfect for slowly nursing on a sunday evening without wanting to go off the rails like apple cider
Refuse to drink lucozade or irn bru until they put the sugar back in
no buns lad?
fanny
I cant nurse a drink end up slamming them down in about 5 minutes.
took 4 15mg codeine pills and it was a waste of time dont feel owt
woah this porn SLAPS
xhamster.com
who cares
SHE is FUCKING INNOCENT AND YOU WILL RESPECT HER
how the fuck can I catch feelings when I put a 4 and a half of codeine into a litre?
British cider is damn near undrinkable. Saccharine swill
French cider? Now we're talking
literally me
for me it's
You're not drinking cider is why.
mine
C'est cidre not cider you stupid cunt
the fuck is this webm from
move aside snacklets
There's only two ways you can react to finding out you look like Uncle Fester when you thought you looked like Eminem. You can either smile and laugh to yourself, realize your vanity and narcissism was meaningless and settle down with a fat bird with an alright face or a skinny bird with an ugly face and be content with your lot in life, or you can sperg out, delete your facebook, cut everyone off from your life and become the Phantom of the Opera. I think I'm picking the latter.
me rn lads
fuck off back to the continent yurotrash
t. insufferable cunt that constantly riffed on the stella artois cidre adverts when they were airing
fuck off bogman
did they sell thai rings in the uk? They used to be here but I never see them anymore, so fucking peng
Mogged
Sorry that's a British secret.
Intrigued by this gimmick
*mogs you into oblivion*
the favourite (2018)
haven't seen it but heard good things
whats up with porn where the guy only spurts out a tiny load
given they're usually only 4-4.5% I can nurse them easily cause I don't really get properly drunk off anything under 4.8% so wouldn't be much point knocking it back like that
2bh I drink them more to prevent me getting a takeout or some junk food out of boredom of just sitting there I'd otherwise get
Well we have just under 4 months left in 2019. How is the year of the Paki gf going?
runts got loose again it seems
dire
your nans house on christmas tier
Official UK region power rankings:
Anime is a sin
it's september and i've achieved fuck all this year
should get an award for "least achieved in 2019"
The dull blanket of homogenised 'Western' (anglo) culture combined with global mass-market tourism has snuffed out 9/10ths of the charm you might have found in even remote areas of the continent in years gone by.
There is nothing to see any more, as it all differs so little from what you might find at home.
i've had years where i go backwards
give it time + it'll spread through asia, africa etc
Anybody ever done a speedball?
I want to try H and coke together but I'm not a needle guy (and never will be). Would it be worth doing, just snorting?
no one asked
holy mother of autism
they're the places that need it though. their cultures are shit-tier
Ever done the Riverdance, lad?
sucking a speedball
incredibly dangerous combination
That's the thing that killed Jon Belushi, so I'd say no.
tim still in the nuthouse?
>i only say things in response to questions
are you quite alright? you might want to consider seeking professional help.
Not funny. I do drugs. So respond to my message with scorn or drug related druginess.
shit or not at least they have their own character
things are heading to a point where everything will be the same just with a different coat of paint
bore off virgin
sneed
dangerous and downright stupid
Give me a new job
Too dangerous to be let loose
reckon the UK needs to go back to a full monarchy. this brexit shite is out of control
vile paki bender sex offender
>Chelsea midfielder Drinkwater, was reportedly attacked by as many as six men outside Chinawhite nightclub after drawing the ire of a fellow pro after making advances on his partner.
>The three-times capped England international was reported to have told Scunthorpe United defender Kgosi Ntlhe, "I don't care, mate, she’s coming home with me," after Drinkwater was asked to back down.
>"At one point [Drinkwater] was curled up in a ball on the ground, as they repeatedly jumped up and down on his ankle and shouting, 'Break his legs'."
paki bender in a dress
Lots of odd looking people in dundee lads
would feel like a gremlin if I ever asked any dealer I knew if they sold scag
what she look like
What a bloody lad
>they repeatedly jumped up and down on his ankle and shouting, 'Break his legs'.
howling
You may ask yourself when viewing this: >Wow, this is totally fascinating and based AF, but how do UK regions compare to other regions in the Anglosphere?
Fear not, for behold...your wish has come true:
SHE is a FUCKING WOMAN and YOU WILL RESPECT HER YOU FUCKING RETARDS
