/brit/

That's HSBC you daftie

>vogues
>sparkling wine
>M&S crisps and dip
>small dog
>photographing the above for public consumption
Deanette on a mad one

some bougie apartment, very representative of glasgow

kek this is me

watching the JRE with the lad who made Doom and good god I've never seen anyone just able to bang on endlessly like him. I don't think he even stopped to catch his breathe or consider a thought at any point

Alri Harry Potter LMAO

chinky bastard

hsbc we do them grafs

absolutely mental how big bears are, this thing looks prehistoric

youtube.com/watch?v=IvKVGL95wDw

wanting to buy an old car but need to do a pesky driving test first

>see a slav
>they remind me of reviewbrah
lol

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only virgins move to london after uni
chads go to bristol or manny

>manlet
it’s over
>framecel
it’s over
>balding
it’s over
>strong nct
it’s over
>ethnic
it’s over

lol sucks to be you kid. you'll get no sympathy here though, fuck off

what about Aberdeen

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>chads
>bristol

never seen a single JRE where do i start

have sex

Looks fake mate

Either of the Louis Theroux episodes

whats ntc

first you lower your iq for at least 30

na its a real bear

nope. fuck off

women are just repulsed by your disgusting attitude & personality. they dont want to be near you because youre a vile, boring, prick who hasnt done anything ever.

incredible image this ngl

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people with 2:2s and deanos go to manny
people with dreamcatchers and a penchant for kematine go to Bristol

Hate my office toil but thank god it's not retail. Ruins my day when I see a middle aged man stacking shelves in Tesco.

You arrive in Cymru/Cambria/Wales

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Don't believe it mate sorry

got dumped because I didn't have an instagram account

post by and of me Anonymous No. 111014489

giant brain: working in the south east

based cheb-maiden

I was 16 when I first saw this

youtube.com/watch?v=k-uTnqYHZ-I

could never be comfortable around an animal that size no matter how 'tame' it apparently is. even docile af horses put me on edge when I walk past one just cause of their sheer mass

all the students in bristol kill themselves does that not say it all

shame the yanks didnt wipe out all the bears desu. evil creatures

would be better had she not been sucking her gut in

you're not funny chinkboy

that bit under the bridges is well peng

i’m none of those things you scrote
but if you have even one of them it’s over, end of

only ones worth watching are the Alex Jones and Bernie Sanders ones tbqhwy

stuck my chunky sainsburies fish fingers in the oven

FUCK bears

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smug aura

>I am an expert

What's that town in the north east that has one solitary tall council tower block?

pengdon

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negative canthal tilt

youtube.com/watch?v=grjSMgpkKRg

Ain't too shabby lads

Got some scampi from the 'bury's the other day. They were' pretty good.

Waitrose ones btfo them, but still, a fine choice

heem sleepy

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any other /anxious wank/ man in? when i feel anxious i can easily bash out 6 wanks in a day to cope

what is the best british supermarket

This except reversing the two

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wtf is that big ben

whoever made this needs their head kicked in.

shame only about a third of the people in that picture are white british

yea i dont fuck w/ big animal

waitrose.com/ecom/products/waitrose-frozen-6-chunky-breaded-haddock-fingers/010432-5212-5213
these?

Chiefs up 10 at the half lads

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morrisons

okay this post was hilarious, keep up the good posts my chinese friend

one sec i'll fetch the tier list from the archive...

ELDER GOD TIER
>Independent high quality butchers, greengrocers, fish-mongers, cheese-mongers, delicatessens, wine merchants etc.

GOD TIER
>Booths
>Waitrose

Good tier
>Sainsbury's
>Aldi

Okay tier
>M&S
>Tesco
>Co-op

Bad tier
>Lidl
>Morrisons
>Asda

Shit tier
>Farmfoods
>Heron Foods
>Iceland

the water?

*crushes you*

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oh right

i have that :(

any Crossrail man in

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virgin freak get some hobbies

Solid list

>canthal tilt
your eyes shouldn't tilt at all lol

what sort of shit do you reckon they put in pressed xans
i mean anyone can buy a pill press

yeah, or the cod ones - one is definitely better (oilier) than the other, I just can't remember which.. get both desu.

waitrose.com/ecom/products/waitrose-frozen-6-chunky-breaded-cod-fingers/091661-47200-47201

Reminder that the White British population of London declined by 620,000 between 2001 and 2011

aldi or marksies tbqh

Bristol is utterly shite. Full of chavs, chaotically inconsistent architecture, shit football teams and mostly soulless. The only nice parts are Clifton and King Street.

>cockney chavs fleeing to Essex

Good. dont care

That shot would look really nice if taken with Cinestilll film

hmm cool ok next time im in waitrose i'll check them out

remember charli xcx

youtube.com/watch?v=Km3agvlyRmM

One billion pounds a mile for the tunnelled sections

>farmfoods
>all food is frozen processed garbage

what did they mean by this

you can buy a pill press off ebay for like 80 quid

there is no way an anonymous seller is NOT going to fuck you to make 5x more money

marks' is for upper-middle class mongs that can't actually cook and rely on pre-made or partially-made meals

Bakery is the best of any chain though, so there is that...

>Newcastle mentioned

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Dying inside cause uni starts soon lol