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still no news regarding the film scheduled for 20:00

The girl at work was more distant than usual lads. Its OVER for me

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Like to get changed right next to me window and if anyone sees me and my willy they only have themselves to blame

not sure the judge will see it that way

love how doug has this yankoid gimp on strings, gives him one (You) every once in a while just to keep him around

be careful with who you gimmick lads

what's tim's opinion on brexit you reckon
bet the builder thugs have made him pro-leave

talk to other girls then

give it time

Girl at work before said I look like "cook from skins" but that I don't act like him. I took this to mean literally "you look like a shagger but you aren't one" or "You look ok but your personality is bugman"

do you reckon they let timmy take teddy clutchy and cheer bear into the loony bin with him?

you just responded to me dougyboy

I honestly have no idea. I have friends that did well with econ whom I don't think had any connections. It depends on what you want to do. I don't want to tell you to do something and then be responsible for if it doesn't work out.

3/5 film desu

they're still at the flat, waiting

Kill yourself, you fucking sad worthless cunts.

Only relevant if that pledge of a lift is the reason he didn't push for time-off work and is now saddled with the taxi bill.

If it is, then the person that made and then rescinded the offer of a lift might be expected to contribute.

If not, he'd be getting a taxi in any case and should pay up or piss off.

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All dogs are vermin and should be killed

You aren't supposed to fraternise with your co-workers'.

Shes got a boyfriend and is 10 years older than me mate I don't think theres a chance in there. She looks my age though

tim's hanging from the ceiling of his room
watch the news for mentions of high wycombe

No need to worry about me acting solely on Jow Forums advice, I just don’t know what the market is like.
How did you get into a college in the UK?

Name on Doug

have been accepted into the shaggers group at toil despite having shagged only 3 girls in my life for a total of 5 sex
expect it will all come crumbling down soon

suck me off you smelly slit eye subhuman

Still, No news in regards to the film
we are now 13 minutes past 8pm on Sunday evening

wish the toilfu didn't have such nice legs and wear sheer tights all the time, absolute torture that i'll never get to rub those legs

tights

I go from a 10 year NEET to a full time student in less than a week, genuinely nervous lads, any tips?

It's a program that my uni in the states is affiliated with that's affiliated with the Imperial College in London. It wasn't difficult to get in, just need to have a decent GPA which I had over that amount.

i suppose they will find out soon and publicly humiliate you

wish i was a virgin solely so that i could count all shags and keep a definitive track record of shags and all details like length of shag, mood of shag

a fellow toiler unironically asked me if i've had a threesome. i'm a virgin.

Might start listening to AJ Tracey

Get drug numbers

Do drugs

Meet people on drugsb

For me it's CS:Source but understand that it will never be as good as 1.6

just keep those emotions bottled up and focus purely on doing your work

t.5 year NEET turned full time student last year

any Carhartt man

Fuck off, normoid.

peng apprentice has started back at work again having popped out a child, is still a 8/10
saw the father once, fair play to the lad for putting one in her but he was hardly a looker. bit of a short arse with a great big conk and no chin

brown hands

Wish I was good at olympic lifts

you’ll be ok it will all be fine and work itself out where are you studying

have you ever tried fucking on lmao

Don't take it too seriously

for me? 1.6>csgo>>>>>>>>>literal shit>css

also the most entertaining esport to watch is rocket league (unironically)

shall go ahead and assume you're reasonably attractive but have mild autistic tendencies
normies assume anyone who isn't ugly has lots of sex

practice is all it takes

I've been with 2 girls for a total of 3 sexings.

All dogs are vermin and should be killed

no don't do this. Drugs are ruinous for most people in the short term or the long. Not worth starting. What you should actually do is simply go into it with the most positive mindset you can possibly muster. if you are worried about being an autismo socially then read "how to win friends and influence people" by Carnegie. It's all you need to be a social butterfly. Join clubs. Go to your lectures. Do everything.

Yank in London, please contact me here if you wish to come for a day out, will not be responding as user

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literal first pubic hair sprouting tier

you are like little babby

That people like Richard Hammond and James Corden are widely popular is all the proof you need that our society is suffering from a grave illness. We are deeply unwell.

>when was the last time you had sex?

haha dunno...

>that long ago you don't remember?

huh yeah...

>brit not in the catalogue again
what's going on

take a dog as a companion over weirdos like you any day

CSGo? More like CSNo

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lmao

lmao fuck off with your wetwipe shit

you literally know nothing

Most students do drugs, most uni presidents get known by entering the drug scene

yeah it is

would trade 10 iq points for 20 lbs less fat
would be a top shagger if i could cut but i just can't stop stuffing my face
plus 170 iq is still very high

I did this and completely failed because I didn't have the social experience to cope

i'm on table 46 montagu pyke

wonder how tim is coping without his phone/PC/camera/bears

all he's literally done every day for the past 5 years or so is make the same youtube video about 10 times per day

I'm 23

just realised irons must be the most dangerous item in any house. it's a sold piece of metal with water pouring under it and electricity flowing into it. how did this get past OSHA

>drugs scene
utter neek. get a hobby

God you're so fucking based 190

Alri mate when are we meeting?

Hello /brit/izens

What languages are you learning if any

Ok fren thank you, is that your mailing address?

my brain is all fucked up. i'm totally addicted to the toilfu. worst kind of oneitus syndrome, no other girl even exists anymore, death is preferable to not having her. a minor action from her can make or break my mood instantly. a mental disease simple as.

4 years too late, he went to shit after naila

Friendships based off of alcohol consumption as a means of common interest are shallow and toxic

rate my accent

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know more than some fucking namefag thats for sure. Our lad isn't trying to be the fucking President he's trying to manage the culture shock of going from NEET to one of the most socially promising environments possible. Drugs are not going to help that and theres a good chance they'll send him wonky. Not everyones some wasteman wannabe roadman from the alleged estate

shag on then

not smart enough not to stuff your face tho

read how to "win friends and influence people" already

Haha stupid frog

Used to get this a lot

r/showerthoughts

hate how Uber charge you 20-30 quid if your uber is cancelled and only return it a couple days later

mad how you can hear his mental illness in a 5 second voice clip

what you on about

nah soho

charing cross rd spoons

I'm mad enough without the gear

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tbqh doing drugs like MDMA whilst at a club night where that might be expected (i.e. techno night, not friday at the SU) can really help, especially if you're anxious. But I wouldn't advise going headlong 'into drugs' for the sake of it, will look like a tryhard gimp and may lead to ruin.