Why are americans so obsessed with them?

One of them is literally our president right now. Are you dumb?

Also we've been flooded by hordes of them repeatedly and now they're a huge part of our population. Which is a problem any time there's a World War and they want us to take the wrong side.

Germany is the USA of yurop

>Which is a problem any time there's a World War and they want us to take the wrong side.
So far ou have taken both times the wrong side. Consider listening to them.

How did you meet?

>b-but muh ancestry
Trump isn't German

>One of them is literally our president right now
The absolute state of America ladies and gentlemen

That's Britain

what flag is that on the right

Trumps mom is scottish mate
Liek actually from scottland not just genetic.

>brown hair, brown eyed italo american
>called a spic on pol
>jews look whiter than you

Based

GDR

>One of them is literally our president right now
U wot?

OH NO NO NO NONONONO

THEY REALLY DO IT

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Britain is more similar culturally but Germany is in a similar geopolitical position

>biggest country in area
>has annoying arrogant neighbor country that's pretty much the same but thinks it its
>hated by most countries because it's the most influential and thus easiest to blame
>""diverse""
>main target of immigration on its continent

if you are going to lick his balls, at least know the guy.

>>biggest country in area
France is bigger
>>has annoying arrogant neighbor country that's pretty much the same but thinks it its
True, but every respectable country has one
>>hated by most countries because it's the most influential and thus easiest to blame
Maybe on Jow Forums, irl most people don't seem to hate Germany even in Russia so I doubt that anyone but few Polish villagers hate you
>>""diverse""
Not on the same level as America is
>>main target of immigration on its continent
True.

Only 1.5/5 overall, so I'll stick with Britain being USA of Europe

because many of us have German heritage you stupid moor

>German heritage
:)

>German heritage
:)

>German heritage
:)

Power-hungry, testosterone-driven, dumb and militaristic?

I have a 1/4 german sheperd dog

>German heritage
:)

I just think they’re neat.

I have Russian hertitage instead.

>German heritage
:)

>I have Russian hertitage instead.
yeah, im not surprised. we have a lot of asian-americans

Americans have a few stock stereotypes that they use for everything, and real world experience doesn't dissuade them. For Germany they happen to be very favourable:
>Everyone is tall, fair, blond and ripped. Think Dolph Lundgren
>Beer, sausages, Oktoberfest etc
>Neuschwanstein Castles are everywhere
>Hard workers
What's funny is that they think everyone in Europe shares their beliefs when to us it's just another grey shithole that starts a war every so often.

>Russian hertitage
:)

Nigel, it's past bedtime and tomorrow you have another endless squabble about your brexit negotiations.

fuck off and never post this crap image again

White Americans are basically Germans mixed with Anglos (who are also Germans).
In other words the only reason why the US became great is because of Germans. You're welcome.

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fuck germans
jews are master race

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All your Jews have German names (Zuckerberg, Blumenfeld, Goldstein, Schwarz etc.) because they got branded by the German BVLL.

Americans think in images.

>T.patton
My ancestor. :)

>One of them is literally our president right now

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german bvlls are all castrated cucks

I am a Ukrainian-Canadian

>country that's literally better than us in every single way
>manufacturing so efficient they destroyed US manufacturing in the 70s and it never recovered
>condemns their own previous genocides, rather than mocking the victims and turning them into sport mascots
>doesn't need 400 mass shootings a year to ban guns
>toilet stall doors that are actual doors
>better educated, better paid
>doesn't use a bloated defense budget to pour money into the private sector in the forms of government contracts
>less homelessness and crime, less unemployment
>banks only destroy the economies of other countries, not their own
Yeah I wonder why.

>country
wrong, didn't bother reading the rest

Germany is also pretty garbage these days

What's a Canadian doing in America?

>(Who are also Germans)
Fuck off we wuzzing hun we are danes

No you weren't you fuck, also Danes are Germans too.

Save it for your propaganda hun

obsessed

Hes orange and ugly he must be german

i like germans

>German heritage
:)

>Hello, is this the based department? I'd like to file a report.

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Because I am them, and they are me

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based

I see these hunks fucking turkish cuties all the time

It's really the other way around. Germans freakishly obsess over every little thing we do and seem to believe every US action/policy involves them somehow.

wtf is she saying that Germans are a separate race or something??? We've seen this before from a certain Chancellor of Germany

hecc off polack (give us our land back)

no we really dont
we despice you in every way, we either think of you as one of those fat walmart "monsters" that drive around in their small vehicles or as a ultra capitalist that wages war for oil for no reason

and the economic things you do involve us in a big way because we export a lot and thus export a lot to you

Thank you for proving my point.

ofc we are a different race

white isnt white

Germany is what the States will end up being like once they get their asses handed to them.