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having a beer

Requesting a blow job from the missus in a few minutes. Wish me luck

bent twat

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yh based fa m, u on dat white stripe ting boi?

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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bellissimo

grim thing is they aint paid enough to be competent. Care work is for the lowest rung

he lost his car keys

Yh

dafuq? does he need to wear diapers everyday?

Ameer visiting Tim

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I just found an Indian place with unwashed shit. Trial and error. For the dose I just do roughly the same amount every day. sometimes it's stronger sometimes it's weaker

hey hey scuse me sir did i just sees you eat da chicken leyg
hol up a second lemme axe you summn you dont mind if i just rea-

11 seconds and I've never made it to the end

Hmm, yes curious program on BBC Two about Soros.

I reckon social isolation gives you a form of PTSD. the external social world becomes so threatening your mind copes hard by filtering it out, putting you in constant fight/flight mode (and you always fly). an exhausting state to live in.

Nah

Peaky Blinders

i'm a virgin but if i shagged only once i'd be a shagger and other men would be redundant

>I just found an Indian place with unwashed shit. Trial and error. For the dose I just do roughly the same amount every day. sometimes it's stronger sometimes it's weaker
Out of context this sounds so wrong.

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any funny jokes

peaky blinders made me glue razors on my mechanical keyboard and I'm gonna blind the first fool who disrespects

She agreed to give me one later

nice to see you've grown up outta dat depressed ting mon, bumbaclart

Why is 190 posting here more often lately?

rinds of watermelon in a big pile

fucking cringe
yank tourists are starting to come to brum because of that programme

Shōtokēki fuwari
Kyandī peropero
CHOKORETO no kawa de,
Wata gashi gumo mita
Aisukurīmu to
purin no oshiro de
KASUTADO watanuki
futari no Randebū

Pafe iro Sandē
ankomo HAPPI
Taiyaki ni kurīmu
koakuma doroppu
Kappukēki kara
Ichigo an mitsu made
Kokkyou naki SWEETS
naka yoku nareru yo

joseph-heler.co.uk/shop/leicester
highly recomend this cheese lads

murdering torturing 1920's gangsters who are also decidedly not racist and sexist? Sounds like the BBC all over

Lost his job imo

Probably on the dole LMFAO

he's desperate for attention

Should get some Narcan just to have around for a little harm reduction

Why did those retards go completely off the rails with peakeh bloindas? Couldn't it just be a gritty series about a Brum gang, as was the case in season 1? Nope, he's a millionaire MP international gangster now

So, according to the US Department of Defense, the total military expenditure in Afghanistan (from October 2001 until March 2019) was $760bn.

Neta Crawford, co-director of the Cost of the War Project, also says this "does not include any of the other costs for war veterans' care, money spent on other government departments for war-related activities and the cost of interest on debt incurred to pay for the conflict,"

If you factor this in, the cost is closer to two trillion dollars, she adds.

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I always took that as read 2bh, all the shite about drugs and festivals obviously being a LARP because he posted here once halfway during his Creamfields stint.

it depresses me what passes for an attractive woman in bongland

Dinners served lads

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US Open final lads

Yeah that's true but of late he's been posting way way more often.

Emma Watson is one of the most attractive women in the world.

Was forced to watch the first episode of the latest season. They're setting it up to do a proper hatchet job on Oswald Mosley for the pleb masses

And what a terrible mess I've made of my life

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medium rare chicken is the best

In my brain sex just isn't a thing that actually happens, that normal people actually do, it's something you watch on a screen.

The majority of Britain is poor so the average person has a shit diet, smokes early and drinks early.
The top percentile of attractive brits tend to be some of the best in the world though

this, I had ONE job, and that was to not fuck up my A levels, go to a good uni and get a good job

Instead I failed my A levels, never went to uni and have been a NEET for 5 years WAHEY

Good thing that depression isn't real

i feel u

Contracts for the boys though

Haliburton, Raytheon, Northrup, Boeing all did well. And the Generals appreciated it tooo

What did you get

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Yeah, it's a bit of a race to the bottom. This is actually a private hospital that costs a shitload (although the NHS are paying for it), and yet the staff are still completely shit. Even the highly paid psychiatrists absolutely psychologists are fucking incompetent. Dunno what options we have, as she's a mentalist who needs to be sectioned, but all the institutions available are rubbish, private or state

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Last two series have been absolute shit.
I could look over the hammy acting, stupid plots, incessant slo-mo with daft heavy metal rock music blaring out that has always been part of the program, but 4 and 5 really have been a joke.

>Irish tv show
>anglos are depicted as frothing racists towards them

favourite

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puta madre

*pushes you down the stairs*

can't remember if i got high today

Nobody gives a shit about the Irish for better or worse desu. you see as much animosity between different areas of England as you do between Irish/english

oi pendejo, chinga tu madre, comprende cabron?

oi safferlad got any more good un's like the (op)?

did a lot of mandy last night

Thats just cos the English are selectivly educated not to be racist or notice that other nations hate them and are racist towards them though

*chucks a nail bomb over the peace wall*

They sure like feeling downtrodden but 2bh we genuinely don't hate the Oirish. You'd get more varied opinions in Scotland.

whitelake.co.uk/EnglishPecorino.html
this cheese changed my life

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youtube.com/watch?v=eTV_cXNeiqw

Got a couple of decent gifs for you, lad.
imgur.com/a/0pDsZ1M

is Shane Smith still in charge of Vice? he seemed to be everywhere at one point but haven't seen or heard from him in years

Te controlo, controlo a todos

No

What's with Tim's SOS tweets?

NICE ONE BRUV

Whatever the cause - he was saying the show depicted English as racist towards the Irish when it's not the case

Incidentally I don't think the English at large would give a shit if the Irish (or anyone else) were racist towards them - superiority complex innit

Shave and Haircut in mexican spanish
>chinga tu madre, cabrón

He's in the loony bin

Shame it didn't end it.

Part of the 'hacked' series. Came around the same time as the YT comments which were later deleted.

waheeeey you legend! How you like Ella Hollywood?

havnae wanked in nor but a fortnight

sent from the loony bin

bossman gave me two extra wings

Spunked on swiper

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