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janny will be straight on this

i want that thing on my face

Hi

wonder how many carbs she comsumes a day

How do I get good at Comp Sci?

Serious replies also allowed.

I'm too sensitive and I get upset and angry a lot

you have sex once and then change your major

>that pimple

Literally no excuse for being that fat it's horrible

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SHITTTT BIG BUT THATS GONNA MAKE ME COOOOOM
ASS ASS BABY

Not sure who hates me more for being a Jew these days, Rorke or leftypol

utterly pathetic specimen i truly am

find your local catholic church and ask the priest
read John's gospel first though

Shut the fuck up you fucking retard

youre a woman its natural

fatty

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>German
Checks out

Sauerkraut, smoked sausage, ready salted crisps, and ice cold root beer. my midnight snack tonight. whats /brit/ munching?

also
savoury snacks ---------->sweet snacks any day

oh poor you. being hated, for literally no reason at all.

true

jews are cool

stalker weirdo fag

Anyone do poppers? Heard they turn you into a proper nasty slut and you just want to get fucked with a dildo, sounds pretty based

want to suffocate between those cheeks

Takeaway curry had p

still waiting for mah g on tha McNugget ting

Protestantism is more my jam, that's what my grandparents were and my dad was before he grew up

my girl wants to party all the time

>Loads of girls love a bit of sniff
maybe grim uni girls

No they aren’t lol

previous thread was getting a bit hatworthy at the end there
don't start getting sloppy /brit/; I'm watching you from here on

>ready salted
*tips*

Filth and drunkenness, too, they have brought with them. The lack of cleanliness, which is not so injurious in the country, where population is scattered, and which is the Irishman's second nature, becomes terrifying and gravely dangerous through its concentration here in the great cities.

disappointing

Finally a reason to have 190kg and moni around

nah the majority of girls

Loads of girls are pressed by society to act like a cute little princess and girls despise this

So any chance to rebel against this they will

Who gives a shit what a likely like you thinks?

Why would you post about that in /brit/ you fuckin degenerate weirdo

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>Anyone do poppers?

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I'm off for a shower

>has time to paint on eyebrows and lashes
>cant find time to do a bit of running or make a salad
absolute state
this is the type of obese disgusting mess that yells healthy as any size at anyone of a reasonable size

Kafka was pretty cool

what kind?

tried the spicy ones?

yeah wanted something salty with my sauerkraut. anything else and the flavour would be gross i imagine

The southern facile character of the Irishman, his crudity, which places him but little above the savage, his contempt for all humane enjoyments, in which his very crudeness makes him incapable of sharing, his filth and poverty, all favour drunkeness.

the 80s were based

>Describes grim uni girls
Nobody likes you desu mate you should prob fuck off

watched this with a mouthfull of paella

...

>girls are pressed by society to act like a cute little princess and girls despise this

190 is legitimately fucking retarded.
actually, they’re being pressed to act masculine and assume reversed gender roles...and you can see how that plays out...

yep sounds like grim uni girls who go leeds

You gay mate

Life has always been grim, no matter what year

need my gob firmly betwixt those cheeks

Just took one of those shits where the last little piece won't drop into the toilet and remains stuck on your ass and you have to spend like 20 minutes wiping to get it clean.

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Spinach and paneer one with pilau and naan

/brit/? More liek /brap/ amirite?

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nahhh loooool I’m white as

water is too spicy u get me haha

saved

always enjoy the flowery language they used when writing articles like these back in the day 2bh

always knew 190 is flat out mentally disabled

cringe

Nobody here cares about shitting, mate
its all in your head

I have no desire to fuck a man or get fucked by a man, or pursue a romantic relationship with a man. Couldn't even kiss a man desu
I'm just a cumbrain who watches too much porn

I sure can't think of a reason. I am an integrated member of British society, as opposed to these Pakis you love so much

existence is suffering maaan

Yeah, yeah you are..

I can’t save webm’s to an iphone you dummy

bet 190 is an actual coloured

1242 was a big one for me

shitting

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thats sounds dangerously vegetarian....

Yeah but by the sounds of it you own a dildo, very bent

who said anything about pakis? jews are their number one advocates.

just wash it with your bidet lol

He’s just a fucking autistic idiot and spiritual boomer trying too hard to fit in to a generation that has already passed him by

aren't jews mostly conservative voters in the UK?

aye up like yous alrite ows a bit of beak like
*sniffs*
awww yes this is ma tuuuuune like
wanna dance
*projectile vomits on the dancefloor*

ah yes uni slags

No longer eat solid foods because of shit like that

Was to be fair but not my local and I didn't wanna risk it being nasty ground up rat or something so I thought I'd play it safe

this is me every poo

tories aren't conservative

yes they are

read this in a welsh accent

last thread of the night before switching off the laptop lads. make it a good one

>everyone who has ever made a soi face in a photo, is balding and wears glasses has liberal political views

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I doubt that very much

if lesbians can use dildos and not be considered straight then men can use them and not be gay simple as

not even onion bargees?

Reckon I'll call my kid Roland when I eventually conceive him

Yeah cause they usually aren't retarded poor people

how?

thats not the nu male smile

>lesbians

I cannot believe this boy is in his 40s. He could sit at any college course and I'd think he were a 20 something.

is it fuck they're just financially liberal. they purged the social conservatives with Enoch Powell

leftypol desperately googling around for people with their mouth's open