/brit/

ok shlomo
nice try but not very convincing

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Love making goys mad. I'm a puppet master

but how can we be mad any more if you've been exposed?
everybody is just laughing at you now shlomo
you serve zero purpose here any more so it's time to leave

All I want is a qt nose hoop gf with dark hair. Why can't I have this one thing?

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>everyone who disagrees with me is jewish
based rorke

nose rings are degenerate lad
major red flag

I'm a girl and I've been told I'm an objective 10. Well, anyway, I met this 6'7" muscledaddy on the bus. The sexual tension was so thick I just grabbed his python and shoved his annaconda into my vag. Oh my God it fit perfect, filled me up, so warm. And he came like a geyser. Yes, *snap* *snap* I AM dat gurl!!.

Wish you'd stop

oh my days just had a pb and j with blueberry jam

reckon it's a new fave

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Can't stop me now, honey

Wish Emma was my gf.

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Where's Tim?

shlomo let the veil slip a couple of threads ago admitting his grandad is a jew
he's been in full on cope mode ever since and has his shabbos goyem defending him

I wish I had Jellyfish jelly. It looked tasty spong boob

all tattoos and piercings (other than ears) are degenerate

>nose rings are degenerate lad
I know, I really like the hoop ones though. They're cute and the girls that have them are usually cute in a cute way. I can't explain it. I just want a gf with one though. I want a cute, cuddly gf that I never want to be without.

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had that happen to me before, fucking dreaful
i'm in an apartment without a ladder so if that happened i would be really fucked since i can't reach it

well obviously yeah
as well a non-natural hair colouring

U wot m8?

yeah well it's not going to happen lad
she's likely going to be a massive slag who will cheat on you

She was the prettiest bitch in the carriage
On the perfect day of her marriage
It was just like she dreamed as a girl
She was the centre of the world

It is funny when you try to explain how to do something to someone, and you're like. OK dude what I just did, and you will succeed. Do anything other than that, and you'll fail. And they do something else and fail and its like. OK what are we not seeing here. I'm showing you the path forward. You're striking out on your own path so to speak, and you have no idea if you even put maximum effort into following that path, that it leads to victory. I'm here saying, look not only is this the only path forward, its not that hard to do here I'll show you how. And you still refuse to do it.

hey man at least me grateful it's apparent his jewishness is apparent to everyone else, the US is INFESTED with crypto-jews defending israel and degeneracy all of the time

Then where and how do I find a cute, cuddly gf fren? Normie girls aren't my type.

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Iktf, hate trashy liberal types
but I can't help but swipe right on the nose ring and tattoo'd chics with really liberal bios

90% of girls are normies and the ones who aren't are disgusting deformed hideous freaks who you wouldn't want to be with

Well I'm a gommunist so I don't mind liberal girls too much unless they're irritating. I just want a Soviet-style gf.

Bumjob Squarepants

you like those types of girls because they're guaranteed to be easy sluts
good for having fun with, not for anything more serious
t. hung out in hipster crowds with girls like that in uni

>Well I'm a communist

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alri lads

>frogposting
>normie/normies
how do i get this cancer off my fucking web site.

kevin shart

blowjobs innit

just took a huge poo (diarrhea) and called it a lunar rover

watching the handegg

go to /cum/ with the other gaybois

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Not like that, I just want a little at art thot gf that will accept my autistic preoccupation with the Soviet Union.

Alright fuck it Im just gonna do it

*Post tiny uncut yank dick*

Lads I need to return some clothes and the company doesnt do free returns

They state that they 'recommend' using a signed service. should I or is that a waste of money?

I hope you're ok with her shagging jamaal on the side

use hermes. cost you about 3 quid

god you sound like such a tremendous faggot
please get me out of this country

Lads

*Posts really really small uncut yank dick*

twitter.com/i/status/958704609605881856

Anyone remember this from back in the day
youtu.be/xo6R0JJpq94

dont open its gay shite

kike propaganda

>god you sound like such a tremendous faggot
>please get me out of this country

*Yikes

don't leave britain in the hands of these disgusting degenerates
know that most people there are on your side

saffer has some absolutely dire shit saved to his computer

shame the blacks didn't plaasmoorde him

La

*Posts a upside down picture of an uncut yank dick thats about the size of a pinky*

really like noel Gallaghers solo stuff

Fuck off.

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it's shite and he's nothing without are kid

What sort of gay shite?

vf

How long is Tim going to be locked up for?

i heard that shaving your arse makes your farts louder, is it true?

wouldn't know, i'm not a bender

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>don't leave britain in the hands of these disgusting degenerates
>know that most people there are on your side

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noel is a bitter little beta male

dude i'm not like the normies

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I wonder what life would have been like if they'd won.

Pleased to meet you

I don't understand, we're promising to veto any delays to deliver Brexit, why do you hate us lads?

Heaven.

brexit is essentially a simulator for britain if the nazis had won

we would have at least solved the JQ

only low IQ deanos like liam
Noel is thinking mans choice

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luftballons is a jam actually lmao

M'boko

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shaving your ass has upsides and downsides
downside is the loud farts (forget about stealth farting all together)
upside is you can get is wet and soapy in the shower and pretend its a woman's ass as you masturbate

I suppose this made sense in your head, Mboko.

seething beta

>nonceyank is here posting children again

have no idea how anyone can be an incel in the post sexual revolution world we live in where girls throw themselves at you all the time

*has sex*

i remember being able to do stealth farts as a kid before i grew arse hair tbf

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tom brady is the goat

might buy some south african milsurp but idk if it's worth lmao

Listening to Pooey Lewis and the Jews.

goat of what?

Currently shitting my guy out rn la