1. Country

wtf I meant tomboys
is tomgirls even a thing?

>german porn
Fuuuck no, too cringe

6 days ago.
I'm polly gonna coom in a few hours tho

I'm not talking about the pro shit. But watch themagicmuffin on pornhub, she's hot and her boyfriend has a big juicy dick

My dick retracts into my own body as soon as I hear German in porn
It's probably just some sort of mental association cause I used to watch the cringiest porn for fun with friends when I was a teen so now I just get incredibly turned off if I hear it in sexual situations.

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do you guys have way better orgasms if you abstain a few days from jerking off? I've been jerking off at least once a day for the longest time.
But the other day, I forced myself to skip a few days (very hard for me, as a cumbrain).
I was taking a piss at work and my dick felt so comfy and sensitive, my head and foreskin were nice and tender and just dying to be jerked off.
When I went home, I stroked it for 10 minutes to some Latina doggystyle porn and I came super fucking hard.

>getting turned off by your own language
How is it possible to cuck yourself this hard?

watch some amateur Swedish porn like Miss Banana
or Spanish like Madeincanarias

I literally explained how
I don't hate my language, I just don't think it's sexy

Meh, not feeling it
More into 2D desu

you people are disgusting

vocaroo.com/i/s1k5N2N3GV4o

3

Don't you have walmarts to shoot up, mutt?

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0, about to

Amateur Italian porn on pornhub is so good.
Check out "Nemibdesire" or "Sweet-Lucifero" and tell me what you think

Slow down cumbrain

You need to use your imagination more when you are cooming

I coom about once per week although usually less
Only to 2d of course

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This

Yes. I haven't jerked off in a while because I want the first fap of my 20s to be a good one.

t. German who watches scat porn

Sorry dont watch porn, when i do it's hentai

Have you turned 20 yet?

>hehe le germans like poopoo peepee porn xd

You know that this dumb stereotype only exists because degenerate yanks and bongs had to import their beloved scat porn cause it was illegal to produce there, right?

I've lost count

Yes

I'm COOMING now

...thrice

do you just fantasize about big Italian milkers and brap flaps?

>I want the first fap of my 20s to be a good one.
nhentai.net/g/137815/

What grip do you guys use when you COOM?

I only coom inside virgin watermelons

only once, but i'll probably do it one or two more times before the day ends.

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5 times. I feel guilty ever since I saw this coomer meme too but I can't stop.

I grip my foreskin with a circular grip, and pump it over the rim of my head with a bit of pressure. I get massive loads when I do that.

>better drawn version

Thank you
The arm in the original fucking triggers me

0 this semester
get on my level

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