What are some jokes that only people from your cunt can understand?

What are some jokes that only people from your cunt can understand?

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A man buys a hat, and it fits him like a glove

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I get that joke. Ha ha ha it is so funny

explain

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "why the long face?"

Two hunters meet.

There's not much to explain. In russian it sounds like there's gonna be a good punchline after "buys a hat" but it's not there. So the comic effect is that it suddenly ends with nothing

Holyshit. This is just as bad, if not worse than German humour. I thought russians had a good sense of humour.

Mikey and hih cuz’n D was outside the micky-d and Mikey pull out his free Big Mac and says “THIS, IS HOW YOU EAT A BIG MAC, NIGGA”, and D come up behind him and slapped his shit down HARD, and mikey yell “CUZ, WHAT THE FUCK?!”, and he take off his sweatshirt and put his fists up, and say “D cmon son, u wanna fight son, CMON SON, DAMN SON, CMON CUZ”, as he reaching down to pick up his sandwich lmaooo

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literal definition of anti-humour

Peronists? Great guys, they have their whole past ahead of them

haha

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That Pagliacci's name? Albert Einstein

Person 1: "I've never been to Toronto."
Person 2: "Well, they don't feel like sandbags, that's for sure."

Guess the language

How do you say lighter in japanese?

Sakayama.

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think that's a pretty common theme among different nations
they were popular in German at some point too

texas state trooper pulls a fella over and asks "do you have any ID?". fella says, "about what?"

How do you say 99 in Chinese?
Cachichén
How do you say filthy hair in Chinese?
Chinshanpú
How do you say castaway in Chinese?
Chinchulancha
How do you say butthurt in Japanese?
Tukulito Sakayama
How do you bus full of passengers in German?
Apretujen Bajen Pujen Crujen Rajen
How do you say stay still in Rapanui?
No te moai
How do you say shooting in Arabic?
Allá ba la bala
How do you say kiss in Arabic?
Mojame la jeta

Bruh I didn't care to read the rest but 99 in chinese is 九十九 (jiushijiu)

>What are some jokes that only people from your cunt can understand?

Oh yeah, I've read the next lines already and I think I get it

She's like Isabelita, an knocken woman

kek

Every joke is about defying expectation
and this one does precisely that by making you think there's going to be some crazy story but defying that by having a mundane one.
200+ iq humor

how does a newfie kill a fish?
he drowns it.

how do you kill 5000 ukrainians at once?
plant mushrooms on the freeway

how many indians does it take to eat a rabbit?
two: one to eat it, and another to watch for cars

how do you kill a one legged fox with cancer?
make him run across canada

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Someone is sitting in front of a cake

every single party in the history of this country
>é pavê ou pa comê?

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Im going to fucking kill you

"Put together the whole bonfire"
"the whole bonfire?"
"the whole bonfire"

What do you call 64 Americans in a room?

One whole Cherokee.

Jokes you only hear in French class in high school:

Why don't the French eat more than 1 egg?
Because one egg is un oeuf

Engadine Maccas 1997

t. Proxy German

heh nice.

A bear was walking down the forest. He saw a burning car. He entered the car and burned down with it.

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God, I want some pavé

Wanna hear a joke? The king ate a potato chip

I thought it was because his head was small like a hand, therefore stupid

Have you got any darker jokes up your sleeve?

Nah, there's nothing related to hands or gloves in the original version. I had to use this idiom because it's the closest equivalent of the russian one