/brit/

>he has a feeder fetish
patrician

shes perfect, fuck you

Probably. Nights get darker, temperatures dip, the end of summer. You know ahead is 6-7 months of bleakness and cold.

it's posts like this which caused her anorexia in the first place
grow the fuck up

Mad that she looks worse now

if you're that impressionable and insecure you deserve to be fucked with tbf, it builds character

J'ai des
tendances
homosexuelles,
mon bébé
C'est normale

December is comfy though
November is kind of Christmassy too
September is just a feeling of death tbqh

nowt wrong with a bit of anorexia, too many fat birds running around these days

Sept baby here

don't think fat birds do running any day tbf

lads please watch

youtube.com/watch?v=dLYoQWxWqOQ

i was born in february, the rarest month (because it has the fewest days) and therefore the best, or it would be if the fucking niggers hadn't co-opted it

Too busy listening to ducktails

A straight man walks into a gay bar and immediately takes a seat at the bar. He had never been in that particular bar before, and it didn't take long for him to notice that a majority of the patrons in the bar were farting openly. The thing is, all of the farts he noticed were "airy" sounding and almost silent. He found that odd, but continued drinking his beer and chatting with the guys at the bar.

After a few minutes, he felt a roarin' butt-cough coming and decided to just let it rip since everyone else seemed okay with it. He shifted in his seat and let loose a loud, juicy, growler of a fart. Immediately he noticed that the men around him perked up and started glancing at him. After a few minutes, the guy to his left spoke up and said "So uhh... you're a virigin huh?"

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Lazar Cristo Thomeszque

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My Mom told me I was born because my uncle died. So they named me Lazarus.

mad how yanks can rattle off 28 different fast food restaurants and rank their offerings
me, i couldnt tell a mcdonalds from a burger king with a gun to my head

went to a gay bar in glasgow on accident

mcdeeds has a rubber taste where as BK you can acutally taste the char

Jeffrey, my son.

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Is receptive anal sex pleasurable?
Seems like a lot of tearing and bleeding
Is prostate orgasm guaranteed?
Does it feel good the whole time or only when you cum?
Asking for a m8

mad how yanks are all fat retards

not good enough yucky doodle *blows your head clean off with a hollow point round*

in australia, burger king is called hungry jack's

jeff lad are you bent ?

mate went to a gay club once
he told me about it and i was like "wow"
didnt tell me if he had any gay sex but i doubt it

Funny thing is im well read and weigh 134 lbs. You?

hey unfair, some of us are skinnyfat retards

don't do it lad, don't want you to go to jail

I just don't grasp how anal is fun as a recipient. Why risk AIDS over it?

>134 lbs.
DYEL

Mind blown

it's malaponte
no he doesn't lift
and no, he's not well read

Funny when they walk, Although it's more of a waddle.

malaponte is way too fat to be 134lb unless he's a turbomanlet

hit the fucking gym you scrawny little faggot
fucking embarrassing for a man to be

Not trying to gain muscle mass.

it's that one forgettable namefag yank

>tfw trying to pull roasties
Gl w/ that

the act of peeling a good loose-skinned orange is better than a cucumber bumwank
peeling a horrible stiff dvd-price-label orange, however, is worse than sucking a golf ball with an ulcer

evidently he's lost a bunch of weight and yes he is very very short

>implying we walk
we use scooters and cars in 2019 now keep up nigga

>nigga
reported for racismo

Ive never posted a pic of self here so im prob not who youre referring to

remember learning about brazil at school
shanty towns and that
big jesus statue and that
thought it looked quite nice

it's only racist with an -er though
also my black friend gave me a pass to use it

Yeah you are.

>we use scooters
Oh im laffin

whats worse?

miss the yank that kept posting “anime”, me

>black friend
this seems very unlikely.

Nah..

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it's a metaphor for socialism

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roasties don't like skeletons lmfao

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would genuinely sucker punch you and knock you out cold you disgusting demented nonce
you wouldn't dare post a pic of yourself

you might be talking of one who's actually a brit on proxy who goes between brit and netherlands now

poor rural foxies are all meant to be starving
have never seen a rural one as big as the urban ones ive seen

Need a girl to talk to me like this while i eat her bald pussy

can't wank to anything but milfs these days
seeing young girls making whores of themselves on the internet just makes me angry

opposite for me

here you go..

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bunny knows he's safe. sat there giving zero fucks.
fox is going to have to re-think his plan here.

Like how she's gone OTT on the spray tan so she appears more Middle-Eastern. lamo

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>wanking to anything other than ASMR

ngmi

is that sinead

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*pulls my nose down and starts belly dancing*
hoooohh!! i am arab!!

what's the appeal of ASMR i never got it
maybe i just haven't seen any good ones

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Having some buttered toast

Mentally ill weirdos will swear that it calms them or provides them with a mild high. In truth, it's softcore pornography sometimes with interesting themes.

throw a spot of jam on there and you have a nice meal

unironically it activates a weird response in your head or back of your neck down to your spine that people call "tingles" from doing sounds close to your ears or concentrating hard on something etc
semi-ironically its a girlfriend experience/friend simulator for lonely people
ironically its banging wank fuel

Why do a lot of British millenial SJWs sound a lot like tranny witches? You know the voice I mean.

Don’t like jam, too fruity

please just shut the fuck up

kill yourself

You've wanked to some wack stuff before, Jeffrey. I remember.

just sneezed inter my hand and wiped my sneeze on my leg and now my leg is damp

will be making a racist post in 15 minutes
could you lot distract the janny for me

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True. I'm unwell

The animals I've trapped
Have all become my pets

archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/89999791/#90000000
remember when i dabbed on /mu/

dude why are domestic flights in ethiopia so expensive? how the fuck does anybody there afford to pay 10000ETB to fly round trip from addis to gondar?