/brit/

It's 6am and dark outside.
People are already commuting to work.
How fucking depressing is that.

When I'm Prime Minister I'd ban leaving the house before 8am.

Try blowing on this
*unzips dick*

wan fat sil

Did you drink or take drugs lad
Might be one of them panic attacks

it's not english gibberish IGNORE IT

ok thank you

remember cringing as a child in assembly when the man was explaining about how god fucked josephs wife and he didnt bat an eyelid

Car won’t start

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*walks off*

need my tiny pecker sucked

hello doctor please help I have a severe case of virginitis adultis

remember cringing as a child in assembly when the man was explaining about how muhammad shagged a 9 year old girl and there were students in that very room who worship him

have you tried giving the tyres a kick

>remember cringing as a child
stopped there

*halfheartedly mutters OH DOMMY DOMMY*

did the man explain about how god fucked josephs wife and he didnt bat an eyelid

Did the man stop breathing?

I'm just very, very, very sedentary. I'm not even fat, either, I'm actually underweight, it's so absurd.

did the man walk down the stairs just now

HERRO
I AM CHINESE
WERCOME TO MY THREAD

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driving for an hour in england is like driving 5 hours in europe

remember as a kid waking up this early and watching "WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE TIDDLY-PEEPS" on Channel 4.
Any of you niggas remember that?

Remember some young adult 'performers' coming in to an assembly to do a play about why evolution is bollocks. They were running around pretending to look for the 'missing link' and stuff. Had no fucking clue what was going on though as a kid.

Fuck off you little rodent. I will toe punt into oblivion.

youtu.be/v6yg4ImnYwA

toe punt what you dafty

new bill burr special on the morrow lads

dogshit

couldnt give less of a shit

unironically don't believe in evolution
>ooga booga we wuz monkeys n shiet
fuck off

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mokney

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any good podcasts out there lads?

Rosh Hasheeshana

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/brit/ behind the scenes

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We share a genetic lineage with monkeys

Just walked down the stairs

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Deep Fat Fried (Hosted by the Amazing Atheist)

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Yeah

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Tigerbelly(Episodes are hit or miss depending on who they have on)

JRE

*dabs*

cumtown
youtube.com/watch?v=qjfdJQgjYe4

Irish fella goes for a job on building site foreman says whats your name son he says paddy mulligan he says how do you spell it he says stick the job up your arse

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america is an obese nigger

What's this

A joke called your life

A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him: ‘It’s people like you we want here. Here’s a test. There’s a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit.’ The docker asks: ‘Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?’ He got the job.

is this implying the irish can't spell? i don't like this gimmique 2bh

Chapo Trap House

dilate

I have a Pakistani who lives next door to me
He said the other day to me, "I'm a better man than you"
I said, "I never said you fucking wasn't, but what makes you think your a better man than me?"
He said, "I don't have a fucking Paki living next door to me"

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Morning lads

Kys

Pakis are so redpilled

one of the best

'sheed

Was hoping the typhoon would desu

two jews talking one said what would you do if you won the pools ivey he said if i won a million pound id give you half youre me best friend he said what about if you had two houses he said id give you a house youre my friend he said what about if you had two cars he said if i had two cars id give you a car he said what about if you had two chickens he says now fuck off you know ive got two chickens

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Based and Pakipilled
Alhumdullilah

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Theres always tomorrow

based and tawheedpilled

Unbased and Sheeneypilled

Andrew Yang is the most forward thinking politician of the Century.

Yanks spanked

he might be, but i don't trust chinese niggas

what does this have to do with British culture?

when i was a kid we went to an assembly where this random bloke was at the front playing guitar for like 20 minutes and then when he stopped he revealed that he was like 97% blind and how the fact that he could learn guitar meant that we could accomplish anything or something
load of toss tbf

inspirational

who the fucks andrew yang

The man America needs

a chinese nigga running for president

Stunning and brave

bet he couldn't accomplish driving

playing an instrument is about all that's left if you go blind though, if he was painting or something, that would be inspirational.

then he grew up and traveled the world

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this nigga look like spock if he sold drugs

there was a plane crashed in madrid 6 year ago full of fucking japs it was broke my fucking heart 6 empty seats there was

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dont get it

good night lads

Ozzy collaborating with some fucking wigger rapper. He shouldn’t do that. Dude’s a metal legend dedicating his life to a genre of music far better than some idiot spitting into a microphone. Don’t give crappers any legitimacy.

The Nero phenotype.
I bet he can play the fiddle.

metal is for children

depressed i never learned piano again

Tim's in good hands then

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My pheno
Rate

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Wait what happened? How do we know he’s there? I just got here.

He's been sectioned, he said he's near Stoke Mandeville. That's the only mental health hospital around. There's no new developments.

for me its alfred the great

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If someone wants to kill themselves you can't really stop them

Lol