Mom noticed that I have a pack of napkins in my room and also asks why do I keep taking her hand moisturizer when she...

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I dun ged it
Explain

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Circumsised people can't fap without lube. Normally it's the foreskin rubbing against the head that you feel when you have a wank.

Bash her head in with a bat

Fuck
Life is pure suffering when you got a pathetic mutilated penis that'll never be the same
for stroking my cute lil peepee
I do most of times, I forgot it a few times and she instantly noticed it
Thanks, will consider this

Why do they tip tips with their tips without any medical reason?

because of (((religious reasons)))

Maybe it religion? So basivally religion said thap fapping is bad, so it said go and cut your son foreskin?

Buy your own lube?

>needing lube
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>Pro tip
>don’t leave a used tissue under your bed
got in the shower one day and when I came back to my room my mum had left the god damn tissue on my pillow
She was obvs pissed about all the time I was wasting watching porn

Some doctors shill it and circumcised fathers will have their sons circumcised because they can't admit they were mutilated. A lot of it is cyclical.

t. mutilated

Bronze age superstition.

how old are you OP? i got a flashack now from when my mom found a ruler in the bathroom..

19
>i got a flashack now from when my mom found a ruler in the bathroom..
I swear this happened to me too

>I swear this happened to me too
lol what did she say?

What did your mom say to you?

>Circumsised people can't fap without lube
False

>What is that ruler doing here? put this to the drawer in your room.
I didn't say a word and silently took the ruler away.

Instead of laughing at mutilated people redpill retards about it. We didn't choose to be mutilated.

Yes we can fap without lube retard

Literally because the cereal merchant didn’t want us to masturbate

I’m not kidding

Mate, its likely a bunch of under aged kids who came here because they read about Jow Forums on reddit or the news or something.

Its just a bunch of kids lad. It very prominent on this board to talk shit and make shitpost threads, its that thing kids do where they are limit testing to see what they can get away with.

she just asked if i had measured my dick and i said yes and she replied: ok. and that was it

your mom sounds like an innocent sweetheart really

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This fucking country is so fucked up dude.

theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/01/looking-to-quell-sexual-urges-consider-the-graham-cracker/282769/
Graham crackers were invented for the same reason as the cereal and he was an advocate for the Kelloggs shit too I think

My mom thought I have runny nose, because there always were lots of used toilet paper in the bin in my room
Somewhere along the way she probably realized it's from me fapping and I don't care anymore. I just close my room and don't give a shit what they think, wheter I fap or not. Of course I fap if I have no gf

I just use toilet paper and flush it when done, but often I just go to shower right after because I don’t want to smell like cum, especially if I’m going to be around girls later

> especially if I’m going to be around girls later

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I guess this specifically triggers me so i get more aggravated by it..

Yeah I swear they can smell it and if your mom has ever been in your room soon after you fapped she can 100% tell

>His parents did not love him enough to protect him

>I keep taking her hand moisturizer
I feel you, mutilated one.

They protected him from God’s wrath

Glory to atheism that my foreskin has remained with me. I can masturbate to be alright among all the hot slavian chicks.

>mfw jews couldn't get my parents so they had to give me phimosis

You guys are evil

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>Cutfags have to buy lubricants to jack off
Just to be more specific
>Cutfags literally have to pay in order mastrubate

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I bust my nuts in my socks

Tissues suck dick because you have to aim your load so you don’t make a mess
Just put your cock inside the sock and enjoy carelessly

Also I’ve been circumcised at 16 for a phimosis and never needed lube to fap

Do you realize your tip was sold to the company that makes the hand cream? You are literally masturbating with pieces of foreskin from little boys

Nigga just stretch it

Same.
Handwashed sixty pairs of wank socks a couple of days ago, now I won't have to wash any more socks for another year, maybe. Feels good.

Good man

>Jews mutilated them
>They now pay to jews to masturbate

>Don't forget to pay your mastrubation subscription fee, goy

i've been eating my own cum since i was like 13 tbqh so no need for napkins, never seemed weird to me for some reason

do you cum directly into your mouth?

H-hot.

I rarely have the force to do so. I am ashamed to say that I lap up the rest from my hand.

...

That's pretty gay, bro

holy sheet

It’s free brotien

I just cum in my underwear

I read some article on how it could actually increase estrogen levels so for a good month I'd just spit it into the toilet but then decided that was even more retarded, both scientifically and practically

Sounds like broscience

Do you have the article?

Why

because jews are usually not trusted on what you say

I do the same because I was really into Taoism for quite a while, and I can't shake off the thought that I'm losing jing from masturbating.

>hand moisturizer
Why?

Read the thread
It's pretty simple to deduce anyway

>without any medical reason?
youtube.com/watch?v=S4gq1csS0jk

>touching your own dick is gay.
this is how you sound.

In America, it's because a cereal baron told people it would stop their kids from jerking off. He initially wanted people to get snipped as puberty started so it would hurt too much and basically mentally scar you forever. Muslims do it because Mohammed stole jewish lore to get people to convert