/balk/ - Balkan Thread

200 IQ idea: LARP as the return of Tranlo.

Now that Nuffendi is aware that this possibility is on the horizon, he will be anticipating a Tranlo LARP and maybe he will stop talking about trannies and turning threads gay.

Βαζιράνος βε

See

N-not me!

Bulgarian youtube was a mistake

youtu.be/k_ic8Ld-Zpo

Is he one of them French spies that get caught by the locals??

FIRST FOR UGANDA

(You)ganda

N-no!

youtube.com/watch?v=VtYO32AVyMM

embarrassing post

>go to bank to withdraw 5k, from my 200k account
>wait for like 45 min, while gypsies and pensioners are racing to skip the line and bypass me
>get nervous, start sweating
>finally my time comes, but woman who services me looks overworked, barely says "hi" when I sat down, without looking at me
>give her my ID card and tell her what I am here for
>she starts typing in her computer
>suddenly her body stature changes
>she says "I'm sorry that you had to wait, sir"
>starts making eye contact and smiling at me
it's all about money, isn't it

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*spit*

Yes.

ofc

why are you not using ATM

Damn, HRT therapy is 5k monthly?

needed 5k, installing air conditioners

>not getting smiles even when your account is at 0

ha, incel

ATMs have 4k daily limit, at least on my Mastercard

>NOOO! You can't have more than 10k in physical cash in the bank! What if we get robbed!

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>29 yo neet
>200k account

mine has a limit of 400 bgn
just get born in shitfia and sell property

they dont have so much cash, it's all just numbers in some computer, they barely had enough 100s banknotes for me
the lady went in some back room and came back with a fresh batch of 50s

>"Make them crisp and sharp, so that I can cut my veins with them"

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how do you sell/buy shitcoin without getting scammed?

epayments

they won't rape you with fees as high as coinbase

>it's all just numbers in some computer
just like crypto

except you can't 100x your stack, or lose everything in 30 minutes

binance

>binance
Go to sleep Xi

>or lose everything in 30 minutes
*blocks your path*

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youtu.be/BgoYf5--Ewo
kek

MACHKAI KOBRA

I bet he is from pirin macedonia, no ugabugar is that white

>funds are safu
what about without exchange

>bait

youtube.com/watch?v=tbnVmL5MGxg

BULGARIANS ARE BLACK
PEEVSKI IS A KEK

bit koin is nwo made and the slik road guy jailed for live cos he had over half a million coins

He replied to me bros, he fucking replied to me

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yeah well that's once in a lifetime

Бpoвъp...

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>tfw still have one of those
I should check it out, prolly have around 2000 leva inside now, 20 years later

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turks are white and blue eyed

exchanges have KYC (know your cuckstomer) where they will interrogate you and not allow you to withdraw your coins/cash until you provide an ID and a shoe on head + sharpie in pooper timestamped pics

Who?

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Very nice russian song

>Зaпaлихa бългapcкo знaмe пpeд кoнcyлcтвo нa Ceвepнa Maкeдoния
>Ceвepнo Maкeдoнcки изceлници пpoтecтиpaхa пpeд кoнcyлcтвoтo нa Ceвepнa Maкeдoния в Meлбъpн, Aвcтpaлия, cpeщy Пpecпaнcкoтo cпopaзyмeниe зa нoвoтo имe нa cтpaнaтa, cъoбщи инфopмaциoнният caйт MКД.

this makes crapto pointless

My idol, a man that I admire so much. His few hours of attention is worth more than anyone's friendship to me. Fujck I'm shaking a like a fangirl bois

>meet guy to exchange
>send him coin
>he says fuck it and fucks off
>you got no monies
t-thanks buttcoin

Is it Erdoğan?

Kek, the utter state of those seething little shqips

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Bulgarians are gay

Bat Milko? Uti ba4varov? Jamal Ataturk?

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yeah well, that's anti-laundering laws for you
also from january 2020 the cuckropean cuckunion will force exchanges who hold your private keys to subject people to know-your-cuckstomer

>NOOO! You can't just have money we don't know about!

there's a shitcoin-4-cash ATM thingie in shitfia

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Based albro

he just called you gay

Nothing wrong with that

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I am greek

does anyone have the one with the ottoman court where the prosecutor is holding the defendant's dildo

>An Ottoman judge gives sexual advice and a dildo to a woman who is dissatisfied with her incompetent husband (1721)

nvm found it lmao
based ottomans

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Baziran be

Μάδημος σην Ελλενίkος σόνος σωίλε βίσε άδηνη

Stop doing this, gaylord

УAT ДA ФAК КEК

Σ-σορυ...

>19
>never had gf
>i will fail on my first year in uni. (I have literally passed only 2 of the 12 exams )
>live in a poor post communist balkan shithole
when i fail im thinking of killing myself , i cant look my parents in they eye (they have sacrificed so much for me to go to uni and im failing like a retard).
Im not even stupid that i couldnt pass my exams, i just never put any effort because im a lazy piece of shit who was too bored to open the books.
I feel really bad for my parents that will have to live with a loser like me.

Ha ha.....

Travel back in time and fix it.

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>but my man's çatal is this big
XAXAXA

>lives in albania
>is not into drug dealing to make fat stacks of shekels
Whats your problem cuckoldboi?

Your parents treated you with love and care, and you kys!?
What kind of a manbaby are you, fuuuu

But wait.. how did the Ottoman judge have a spare dildo....

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This is the original story.

>Turkey: An unhappy wife (left, with members of her family) is complaining to the qadi or judge (seated, centre), that her husband (right, disconsolate) is impotent. The evidence is a zibik or dildo held by the judge. Hamse-i Atai, Nev

Ohh.. makes sense

and this pic comes along with it

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I wish she replied to me...

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>dick piercings on a dildo 14,000 years ago
AHAHAHAHA these ancient niggas knew what's up

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allthatsinteresting.com/history-of-the-dildo#8

look at the gallery
im dying

xDd

OH NONONONONONO

youtu.be/4f_Rh9oNmWI

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>there's a shitcoin-4-cash ATM thingie in shitfia
Where?

>Bulgarian man looking at dix in his sparetime
Nothing new here

квинтeceнциaлния пecимиcтичeн бyyмъp

youtube.com/watch?v=75ENws5_Bjc

iskam da eba tedi aleksandrova momcheta, dori da znam che sigurno shte hvana spin, herpes i gonoreq

Kys waste of oxygen you should be at work instead of looking at stone age dildos you useless incel neet

>prilicha na geri-nikol
>sashtite efekti
>sashtite dvijeniq

producenta da ne im e edin i sasht?

pone ne iskash onaq dushterqta na orhan deto prilicha na ayy lmao

ti si mnogo nazad s programata we. nova i paynera sa tqsno svurzani.

How do you even get scammed buying bitcoin? Only a mouthbreather could have that happen

LOOK AT THIS DOOD