/brit/

Get a loaf of sourdough, some meat, cheese and a slab.

vomiting into a willy

buy a really big toblerone

that's a hell of a thing to do

John Travolta?

Tell me about special brew

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no wine?

homeless people and scousers drink it

All beer should be 7+% by default

the patricians refreshment

we don't have them because beer is taxed on alcohol directly

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stella is objectively the perfect lager

on a related note italians love tennents super
bunch of tramps desu

After the shooting actually starts, how much of a chance of dying do you really stand? 10 or 15 percent? More? Obviously it would depend on how close you were when the shooting started and if the shooter was looking at you. But I'd say if you're not within eyesight of the shooter when he pulls the trigger, you'd have to be a retard to not just escape.

it is decent, I have noticed beer is bad for the skin, fattens you and dulls your faculties but it does make you better. I feel nice and loose when I'm badly hungover

my go to as well

girl messaged me on tinder, but I'm not sure an hour on the train each way is worth sex

aye
good in a can
good in a bottle all posh with lime and that
not brilliant on tap imo

Edit: a word

italians are based

Got my interview at 11:55 lads
Wish me luck

good luck

Jow Forums is going to be banned in australia because of that dickhead tarrant
absolutely gutted
/brit/ won't last a week without us

I'm so deep in to a dry streak I did a two hour round trip to pick up a girl from the airport and didn't get any

good luck

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pengcial brew

Cheers lads x

lol

As a vegetarian I thank you for making cheddar cheese. I eat it every day

Thought it already was

fuck off murderer

How do I become a bloomer

Why the fuck are there no Syrian Qts where I live?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-49599377

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>Little Mix's Jesy Nelson tried to take her own life after vile internet trolling
>tried

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she was on bbc news in the kitchen when i did a brew round
obviously i feel bad for her, but she ain't half a funny looking woman

i'm not a murderer. maybe rapist because i eat dairy

words like 'vile' should be retired from journalistic vocabulary
i mean where's the objectivity

What'd she do, take three paracetamols?

business idea: take over the virgin islands and turn them into an incel utopia

it must be grim being in a girl band and you're "the ugly one" tbf

journalists should be retired

Need proper footy back, don't want to see women's """footy"""" dominating the BBC football section

it's grim being the ugly one in any given scenario

carer at a home for the blind

diego...

>muh bogeyman

>a brew round
norfman

Lined up next to a group of random slags would she still be the ugliest?

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>watching Tenacious D live concert
>women in the crowd were showing their boobs when camera focused on them
Are they retarded or something? What drives a person to do something stupied like this that could potential ruin their lives at worst or make them regret this later on

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>ruin their lives by showing their boobs briefly for a laugh
state of islam

Calm down 'sheed, only a bit of chebs

On top of tis, buy Virgin Atlantic from Richard Branson and turn it in to the national airline and have Insel Air act as the regional subsidiary

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well yeah lol look at those lips

Bizarro ngubu

im stupidly hungry. haven't eaten anything yet today

>wanked to femdom again

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If I ever go to a concert Imma finna flash my little brown dick. Surely this will have to reprocussions

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you can flash your man tits

we've all been there lad

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I remember ages ago, I forgot their name but that dumb pop-rock boyband, had three lads in it. Anyway, they once had to publicly tell their fans who were mostly underaged girls to stop throwing their knickers. One of the chaps pointed out that some were as young as 13 throwing patterned knickers at them.

How would this so-called utopia support it's self financially

one of my friends was in the front page of the newspapers here during euro 2012 pictured licking some girls tits who flashed them haha

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pic

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she’s tidy

busted?

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You can pretty much guarantee that 90%+ of the people calling that lass from Little Mix ugly are other women
Women are their own worst enemy

Quick, give me a good documentary to watch

what a fucking hero lmao

LEGEND

imdb.com/title/tt3526810/

yikes how did he get away with that?

yeah can’t imagine a grown man or even a horny teenager commenting on pop stars social media calling them ugly like what’s the point but women yeah i can see that

have a date tomorrow but think she's taller than me

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Yeah that's them. The bit about boob flashing reminded me of them. They probably saw some underage boob flashing too the nonces.

what do you mean? It was banter

i'd sling one up her tbf

>THE ULTIMATE REDPILL DOCUMENTARY

>This documentary is truly an eye-opener, a red-pill revealing another face of the world in front of us. It beautifully demonstrate the Orwellian nature of our time, how can the world be manipulated and make to believe a historical narrative created with a sole purpose: destroying the self-esteem of Western peoples, and pave the way for the rule of the financial plutocrats that we know today.

>If this documentary was shown to the whole population, our world would be a better place, and the decline of our civilization could be reversed. I hope to see this day.

>”you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free"

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Well obviously, just look at the comments on any models pics by other other women. The amount of cope puts Diego to shame

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put ur height in ur bio

aye that about sums it up

>Ayo lass lemme suck ya teet real quick just for banter lmao
weird banter, I thought stuff like this would get you a slap on the face or trouble with the law

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absolutely not

M____

i watched it and it's kino for about 10 minutes then it gets really boring desu

What the hell is wrong with pakistanis

could snap you in half