Nobody hates this country. Nobody

Nobody hates this country. Nobody.
Not even you.

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Czech are literally poles, but better in every single way

What about russians?

I love czech porn

True

czechs are one of the most spiteful stingy ppl ive ever met

my experience also

But the beer is good.

I hate your country because of the schizophrenic who posts under your flag in our thread /rus+bel+ukr/

Definitely not me.

It's literally one person.
That is like saying that I hate Russia,
because there is that one red bridge in Novosibirsk that is really ugly.

This man spoils the impression of your country. Please find this retarded man and get him out of the country. Literally begging you to betray him anathema.

I do, everything except the food

Can't you just tell him to shut to fuck up?

Kill every Czech

Lots of russians hate you after this.

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all fucking czech must fucking hang

He has progressive schizophrenia, he does not understand when he is asked to leave our thread, stop talking nonsense, stop praising Russia for no reason, not living on its territory, throw fake news, convince us that we are great, and Europe - shit. Kill him or at least unplug his Internet and break his arms.

I dated a czech girl and she was so awesome but her friend was a real cheapskate.. not just frugal, I mean massively chinsey on everything. I think getting paid 24k cad a year on average would really suck in zizkov though

>tfw no Alexis Crystal gf

Signed up to study this at uni. What am I in for?

I'll ask a friend.
He works for BIS.
Maybe we can find him.

Many thanks

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He is a owner of some casino btw.

SO RUSSIANS DO CARE ABOUT THE INSIGNIFICANT CZECH!!!

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not casino but a stake in a company under biggest casino chain in Europe and second biggest on planet you fucking retard
yeh BiS was able to find me... well not me but a company

Oh here he is

Wtf
I love america now

So you are the schizophrenic?

True. You took the best things about Eastern Europe and managed to avoid most of the retarded shit. Cheap, safe and tolerant. It feels free because no one gives a fuck about you or what you do as long as you don't get on everyone else's nerves.

I will assume so.
You are dangerous to the society and need to be exterminated.
Please go to this address and turn yourself in.
>Veltruská 576/33, 190 00 Praha 9-Prosek, Česko
Thank you.

yeah but in reality theres just lack of shitposting tolerance of many member in /rub/ cuz well.. rushins . And they also cant comprehend how can I shitpost here while having life I am saying I do despite me even posting pics. Despite having proofs of me being in prg every other day Im being called proxy n stuff but thats ok, I dont mind since their logical implications make no sense then

Ai dont evăn tinc ăbaut ior contri, tu irelevant

While all of this is really awesome to listen to, please read this:

>Veltruská 576/33, 190 00 Praha 9-Prosek, Česko
what the fuck is this place, isnt P9 bolis down there at Vysocany? I dont recall ever being here

Redpill me on this letter?

Was the Czech Republic really under tyranny in the Austro-Hungarian Empire?

One of the most beautiful countries in Europe, I love Prague

dzzjjjjjj

Wtf?

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Never show your dumb mug in my threads again.

Go wherever you want.
Just make sure that it is the police.

nah
or what, stfu jannies on my side

Is this pretty frequent in Czech words? I've studied Russian, but that was sometime before and I'm concerned I'll be overwhelmed. I've done a language with a cast system, so that helps.

youtube.com/watch?v=V9LQDTiDcrA
This should be nice and clear to you. (-;

Ive been to police few days ago actually so no need to go again
yes

>better in every single way
Even in racism and tourist scams
And I'm not saying this with spite, I'm envious

Durak

I hate it. Fuck you.

Poland is cheaper and has slightly hotter women.

>jannies on my side
>he doesn't know
Russian jannie fired, now anglo white supermacist is our new jannie.

Bro, you even have the police at your side there is nothing I can do anymore
(except for, you know, getting from my ass and doing something physically)
So... I give up.
You won.
Sorry russki.

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*oppresses you*
you were saying?

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nice bro, I wont be reporting your gambling gains to Babis if you win some. We usually do but Ill make an exception. Feel free to visit... p much any casino in Prague except main magic planet place

>hotter women.

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You know that this person is dead, right?

Give back Sudetenland

my gf is czech, thank you based czechia

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getting a bomb thrown at you by angry Czech paratroopers will do that

Shit, for real?
Imma go and gain some money out of those maminas in poker right now.

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Retard
>I don't even think about your country, you're irrelevant.

Literally no.

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be nice smartypants

There is a 90% chance of there being a 100% chance she's done porn

I'm genuinely impressed by how well did you manage to build your PR as a country much better than the rest of CEE despite being just a little bit better than the rest of CEE or in some regards same as the rest of CEE.
For example statistically you're more racist than we are, but it's us with the reputation of racist rednecks while you have the reputation of chill dudes who are almost western.
How did you do that? What's your secret?

>hotter woman

>How did you do that? What's your secret?
never being center of power and always bowing to new owner regardless of origin? You cant be hated for opinions if your opinions change depending on who leads you

Tried this and I already can't do it. Need more practice.

if you can say jelly and Sheppard you can say both ř versions

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Well, it is actually pretty simple.
Most of what you see of Czech Republic is the capital, porn and natural beauties.
This makes the illusion of our country being more then just a bunch of sweaty pepiks living in some unknown village, angrily swinging their fists at everything that they don't like.
They see our country as and nice and progressive little country, that is better then all of eastern Europe, which is not.
You are known as a bunch of religious freaks, that would (if they could) genocide everything that is not polish.
Am I right?

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So conformism is the true redpill

That doesn't sound like either letter, that I can hear anyway. But, that is encouraging.

Czech sounds like Russian, spoken by an Italian.

Just a heads up. This guy with trip is a russian patriot, his opinion about EU is biased in typical russain way.

Czech sounds like Slovakian, Russian is much different.

well it depends. I am of the opinion that its a question of your identity as a nation and what do you want to be seen as. This sort of behavior allowed czechs to not only survive but preserve a lot of history and economical power while many of those who "owned" them had legacies destroyed and built again. And yes you live better compared to those who consider yourself a power with own opinion HOWEVER on other hand poles for example have clear ideas and reasons behind them. You might be hated or loved for it but it is your identity nonetheless. So you kinda choose between bowing down to stronger ones and living comfier OR fighting for what you think are better values or your own freedom from control by stronger ones around ya.
Poland still belongs more to those power centers rather than those easily bowed to any foreign force.
absolutely not lmao
give me examples of some words and I show u how it does

I think that if I could describe us as an animal, we would be rats.

I agree i love your cunt.

I really dont know what animal czechia is but if you look at history Austria didnt allow you to be free at first bcs too much of industrial power was here. Then if you fast forward to Reich and Soviets in neither of these cases czechs were feeding on a power grabber bcs contrary to that czechia was very benificial place to own and evolve (in owners view of evolution). Even now economy and progress is extremely tied onto other nations, Germany with production, US with services. Is it really rats behavior? I dont know, Czechia is sort of a trophy animal for strongest one in town netting lots of benefits from being under its lap until the next empire comes. Not sure if rats act like that, I see rats as a parasites rather than goodboys for anyone

Rats can be goodboys when they want to.
They are smart, sly and you can never get rid of them.
Just like Pepiks.

aight, who are slovaks then?

Mice.

why lol

I hate you tbqh, you give me the impression that you're just extremely insecure slavs, same with croatians.

Well, we are very similar.
They are also smart, sly and you can never get rid of them.
But they are smaller. (and more cute)

>and more cute
true, czechs got industry but slovaks have such a nice nature holy shit
If you stay a bit in Poland, Slovakia and Czechia you learn that Czechs indeed do not belong entirely to slavs. And not in insecure way, its just theyre different ppl

One day I will conquer the big Gerlach shield.

Gerlachovský štít (translated into English as Gerlachov Peak), informally referred to as Gerlach

Пeпик, иди нaхyй.

Elaborate further on the second part.

what part?

Do I really have to?

>that Czechs indeed do not belong entirely to slavs. And not in insecure way, its just theyre different ppl

Never ever knew about this country tbqh

Well, then you are uneducated.

porn comes from there

Schools talks about them very briefly and broadly but you should atleast remember this event
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warsaw_Pact_invasion_of_Czechoslovakia

but this country hates mine :(

well its complicated, I dont know how to put it but Czechs def have some style and behavior patterns that are closer to Austria than Germany nonetheless there is at least 15% of very germanic ways and on other side you still have lots of slavs behavior and illogical shit happening. Problem is however if you put lets say poles next to czechs idk about others but Id definitely say czech would feel like "please be patient my brother has autism" bcs it sure feels like it in comparison. With slovaks its a bit different theyre slightly more slavik BUT in a way that theyre much more kind and simple (in a good down to earth way). And Czechs are like... it feels like theyre too grown up to be equals to poles but at the same time no way theyre german kind of nation. So you have this land in between two sides covered by mountains around it. I mean like I said if you stay 1-2 weeks at each place youll learn this quick. Everyone who did so agreed