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What is life if not suffering de lads edition
Bokkle of speckled hen coming on strong subedition

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ah yes, american women

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nah y'alrigh

On this day in British History

>1087 – William Rufus becomes King of England, following the death of his father William the Conqueror, taking the title William II.
>1513 – James IV of Scotland is defeated and dies in the Battle of Flodden, ending Scotland's involvement in the War of the League of Cambrai.
>1543 – Mary Stuart, at nine months old, is crowned "Queen of Scots" in the central Scottish town of Stirling.
>1839 – John Herschel takes the first glass plate photograph.
>1855 – Crimean War: The Siege of Sevastopol comes to an end when Russian forces abandon the city. By the end of the siege Britain had lost 4,774 killed in action and a further 16,323 due to disease.
>1915 – World War I: William Foster & Co. of Lincoln in England complete the first prototype military tank, nicknamed "Little Willie"
>1943 – World War II: British and Allied forces land at Salerno and Taranto in Italy.
>1958 – Race riots occur at London's Notting Hill Gate, television crews were accused of encouraging the riot by staging reconstructions in the street.
>1970 – A British airliner is hijacked by the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine and flown to Dawson's Field in Jordan.
>2015 – Elizabeth II became the longest reigning monarch of the United Kingdom.

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Is it normal to speak to yourself? I think I'm going mad

dont care
never will
send the bill

Potentially doxxable info but

When I broke my hand in a fight a year ago and had a cast, loads of womyn on checkouts would be like how did you break that hand? Through a fight haha?

Womyn loved the cast and I was sad when it came off

Loved smoking with a broken hand made me look hard as fuck

sucking the fuck out of a rock hard penis yeehaaahhh gonna make it cum buckets

accidental kino at its finest

aha saw that earlier too
reminded me of that ginger dwarf from the hobbit

Why are you posting under our flag catyank.

Doing a think

world famous in new zealand

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Rorke was on a mad one last night wasn't he

just eat vegemite

190 is the master of satire, his posts board-wide are actually fucking funny most of the time when you realize it

is marmite a brand name?

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The proper response is "think this is bad? you should see the other guy"

more like vegeshite

marmite? holy fucking cor

got 4 days to learn 1000 words in chinese

lads seasidemark is in my town atm, should i meet him for a beer?

thinking about the one that got away

Just the NZ version of marmite. Miles better than the UK one

i reckon most people are actually pretty indifferent towards marmite

you can doooo eeeet

had marmite once when i was a kid
was shit compared to chocolate spread
never again

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5'11
bleeding 'eck
need a black queen to sexually dominate me

yo, brits call weetbix......weet-A-bix haha loooool

Alright, done.

wait til you find out about the rooty tooties

we ready for prorogation lads?

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lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

proroguing my facking ballacks!!!! FAACK!!!!!!!

What's it all for

what are crunchy nut clusters called in ozland?

Remember when I called that irish chav small dick? Those were the days

everything
social mainly though

Chinese is easy
哈囉
嗨
嘿
拜拜
Ok
O不ok
Simple as

>Tfw too intelligent to recognize British claim of Northern Ireland

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they round off the corners too
afraid of using them as weapons lool

cranchy nat clastas

syruptitiously unpacking this

ah yes i think i've seen this theo angelopoulos film

>Boris is making it so parliament is no longer allowed to ignore the people
>this is against democracy
Explain this.

ummm muh advisowy wefewendum

lol

Weetabix? Yes, for me, personally, it's 12 (twelve) of them. Milk in until the bottom is full just over half way up the first biscuit. Smash it about a bit

ummmmmmmmmmmm uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm POO PEE POO POO POO POO POO *fart fart fart fart* FUCK DRUMPF

I'd bleach her

think youll find thats quite impossible to finish, my lad

For me it's notwheatbutoatsinsteadabix

Made porridge for the first time this morning
Pretty good I have to say

I can finish that and have done but you're right, it gets too mushy at the end

>Tfw you see a fit Aussie bird with massive winnebagos

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its physically impossible to fit that many weetabices in a bowl, let alone your tum
i wont have it and neither realistically will you

not feeling confident in any of the upcoming dates tbqh

Use a mixing bowl stooge

It is possible lad. Some stacked on side etc
Or even just finishing 6 and then having another 6

wypipo be like here's yo breakfast looooooool

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Have severe depression

business idea: weetabix sandwiches

say what you will but these are nice when you're in the mood for them

look how skinny this guy is lol

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never eat these, me

Dublin, 2019; had the a*glos not invaded

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Wait how do you eat those, just as they are?

and what mood is that

What do you put in the centre?

Fruit juice/hot water

8x weetbix
6x tablespoons of sugar on top
brekkie sorted for a few cents

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lost track. ask your mum haha x

Yeah mate. Luv that crunch, me.

Rice Krispies are unbeatable anyway, followed by golden nuggets, followed by golden grahams

And the worst cereal is cookie crisp or cheerios both utter wank

the weetabix
i'm thinking inside a ciabatta roll

cinnamon grahams, de lads. cinnamon grahams and shreddies (frosted or coco)

bunch of literal children eating sugary cereal for breakfast. for me? it's 1lbs of quality pork, eggs, and toast with a black coffee.

Keep hinting at doing a 'cide in the group chat and everyone ignores me
Jokes on them if I actually do it ha

i prefer a chunkier cereal
i resent buying a box of what is mostly air

Refute this

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The mother wouldn't let us get fruit loops, Coco puffs nor frosties for breaking the fast
Feel very deprived

refute this
*unzips dick*

*zips it back up*
steady now

the more I ruminate on it, the more I realize Pol Pot was right with regards to intellectuals.

Dublin expanded so much because of Anglos using it as their base of operations and being a centre for trade with Britain. If you really wanted to use this image should have chosen a smaller or less developed city that does not owe its growth to the Anglo. Poor bait sir

how do you crisp rice? do you just bake it?
surely cheaper than buying kellogs

poo pot

Feel depressed but when I actually think about it, I don't actually have anything to be depressed about lads

Just feels like I'm waiting for something to happen to get depressed about and that itself is making me depressed

Fuck me

Controversial opinion: Popcorn is fucking disgusting

What fast.
Anyway, I thought you chinkies would be all over rice crispies.