When was the last time you were sexual in any physical way with a woman?

probably when my mom gave me a massage in bed a while back and could feel my unintended erection press against her butt through the blanket. I think she did it on purpose. It was awkward but also incredibly arousing.

how was she giving you a massage if she had her back turned towards you?

tell me more

what the fuck is wrong with white people

Kindergarten,last and the only time when I slept with a girl in one bed,kissed and saw pussy was in kindergarten.
God bless Russian kindergartens

I think you should fuck her bro,she is asking for it

How the fuck do they allow this?

Went to sauna with my sis last week, got a boing boing and my sis wanked it off and laughed at me.

Teachers didn't seen it)

>my sis wanked it off and laughed at me.
you came, in a sauna? how did no one notice?

Have the same kindergarten experiences. How do things work in Turkey? Are boys and girls separated and never nude i kindergarten. A childs body shouldn't be sexuallized and kindergarten age children don't have sexuall feelings in an relevant adult sense.

>indergarten age children don't have sexuall feelings in an relevant adult sense.
>Have the same kindergarten experiences
these can not be both true.

I it was when I was 7,I was chad back then,school turned me into an incel
I think biologically speaking all man are chads and society turning us into incels

I was lying sideways, pretending to be trying to sleep because she burst while I was masturbating. I was naked under the covers of course. She probably knew all this.
She sat on the bed next to me, very close to my torso, and started talking about something while rubbing my leg behind her back under the blanket. She does this almost every night when I'm staying at my parents even though I'm very much a grown man by now.

Being already aroused and having her sit close to me touching me naturally made me hard. I'm sure she could feel it but she didn't do anything and stayed there a good while stroking my leg and sometimes moving her hand high enough to feel I was not wearing any underwear. She also does that often.

Yeah, maybe. She must know I jerk off and has tried to catch me on many occasions. A few times she's succeeded.
She's offered to show me her nudes once and asked if I wanted to/was OK with her doing porn. I was younger then and wasn't okay with those things. She kept the nudes on the family computer and said I was free to look if I wanted. I never did and now I kinda regret it.

But it's not like she's being vulgar or anything. There's nothing weird or kinky about this in my opinion. She's just a very emotional and open person.

Lie,I got a boner for the first time in kindergarten when I was 6 when I saw teacher in sexy dress,I remember it very well

I agree, nothing wrong with it,how we say it in Russia "incest is family business"

Yes. I've seen pussy in kindergarten. Boys and girls would shower at the same time after "sports class" and we did things that i guess would be consdered "dirty" if the adults saw it but i never got a boner and didn't think about it a sexual sense.

Hot

Yes

hot

When I was in kindergarten boys and girls were sleeping away from each other, I don't remember a single time sleeping next to a girl.
>nude i kindergarten
W-what? For what purpose would kids be nude in kindergarten though? I mean I don't even saw any of my family members naked.

You were a late bloomer which is typical for europeans.
Here in Caucasus most boys start to get boners and think about women around eight.

I also remember we had sauna in our kindergarten so I could've seen more pussy than I remember.Then old drunk janitors almost burned this sauna at night and police wanted to close down our kindergarten because of this lmao

Three months ago

>I was lying sideways, pretending to be trying to sleep because she burst while I was masturbating. I was naked under the covers of course. She probably knew all this.
>She sat on the bed next to me, very close to my torso, and started talking about something while rubbing my leg behind her back under the blanket. She does this almost every night when I'm staying at my parents even though I'm very much a grown man by now.
>
>Being already aroused and having her sit close to me touching me naturally made me hard. I'm sure she could feel it but she didn't do anything and stayed there a good while stroking my leg and sometimes moving her hand high enough to feel I was not wearing any underwear. She also does that often.
VERY BASED, I wish my mum did that for me.

I have a better story about kindergarten janitors.Once old lady-janitor-died right in our kindergarten and we were running right near her dead body in corridor and laughing at her

Yesterday, she rode me while the rain was clattering against the window and I came during this song:
youtu.be/FPvVZG9hlVY

>She's offered to show me her nudes once and asked if I wanted to/was OK with her doing porn. I was younger then and wasn't okay with those things. She kept the nudes on the family computer and said I was free to look if I wanted. I never did and now I kinda regret it.
FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

Also police once shot mad dog who bit a child in our kindergarten territory

Lmao

It's their private sauna.

10 years ago, and one month

You go to kindergarten untill you're six though

I guess Sweden is less conservative then. Even more so a couple of decades ago. Children being naked is/was not something strange. As i said after sports class all the kids would have to strip naked and got hosed down by the teacher. Also on very hot days we would take of our clothes and they would take out this lawn irrigator thing that squirted water and we would run around. People aren't pedophiles. Women would usually swim topless before, but that is getting less and less common

i had sex with my cousin. several times. almost every day. for a month.
can't say I regret it though, but i feel dirty

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I've been going until 8 dunno why maybe cuz I was retarded

sauce right now

your ages?

>after sports class all the kids would have to strip naked and got hosed down by the teacher

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Nothing wrong with it,it was totally ok to even marry cousins back then,now Muslims still practice it

Bold of you that I ever was
22 btw...

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last week

I'm 21 and she had just turned 18.

11 years ago, when I was 17.

around two years ago, but it was a toxic and disgusting thot who only used me for attention/sexual stuff

Is it legal to marry cousins in Argentina?In Russia yes

>with a woman
>Jow Forums

One week ago. Good stuff, no condom.

Where are you from and how many years ago that happened?

I'd agree, but with only exception that these people and their offsprings will have to get a special stamp for their passports, for not to confuse the normal people with healthy genes.

I wish ______

I wish that was me

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>or attention/sexual stuff
How awful

you can't marry direct family (parents, brothers, nieces) but the law doesn't say anything about cousins

I've also fucked my cousin once.Her family is very religious,they came to our place from another city and they wanted me and her to confess together so they left us alone for few hours with some stupid religious book like "how to confess in epic orthodogs style" and said to read it together.When they left ofc we didn't read it,started talking about school,then about sex,then I decided to show her porn because she didn't had computer,ofc she got horny and we fucked.Then we get to the church and I was very nervous about her confession but she was a smart girl).(I was 14,she was 13 at the time)

it unironically was

200km from Msc
End 90s start 00s

One time in kindergarten I showed a girl how I can pull back the foreskin of my dick. She was really amazed by this "trick" and told her friends about it, so all girls came to me and urged me to jerk my little Johannes in front of them.

based

Hot

Will you show me?

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No, I'm married now.

Your wife won't see

What the fuck
Are people in your countries really this open at nudity?
I mean I'd get punished very badly if I ever showed my pp to someone in kindergarten, things like showering together is unthinkable.

But the Virgin Mary will

Fuck, looks like I've lost much fun because of my stupid parents who made babushka looking for me instead of kindergarten.I could've seen pussy instead of watching SpongeBob daily

It's normal for kids to explore themselves.

It makes sense since you are living in a muslim country after all

Ok then,Jesus will not appreciate it for sure

i showed my pepe to everyone in kindergarten during a play.

Now I understand why almost all Muslim pigs are pedophile. You miss out the chance to explore your sexuality as a child naturally, so you molest and rape little boys and girls when you're adult.

fuck what show is this from i forgot

Good tread,made me horny, especially incest stories
Bump

An hour ago and yesterday I had sex with a man

Most incest porn is black. Just look it up on pornhub

Its been 6 month
I miss her

>Most incest porn is
white american

How do you "explore yourself" by being naked among other people? I don't understand :/

I hope that you are a girl

And you never will, sorry

He is right, it's mostly black on pornhub
But ofc redneck ones are more authentic

February.

Two years ago, since then i hang out with
6 guys, the sex was much better. Also last week i just got myself a bf :3

>since then i hang out with
>6 guys
what do you mean? are you gay and you have sex with 6 guys?

Saturday

cape fear

>6 guys
It was on one of those famous brazilian gay orgies?

The closest I've been with a woman is sitting with my arm around her shoulder during a movie but now she only wants to be friends so I guess that's the furthest I'll ever come

which doujin is this from?

last weeken i met a thai prottie and cummed in her ass
am i going to get std? I thought she was “new” to this business but it turned out the other way around. she had been working there for 5 years, my god!

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