Wealthy venture capitalist here. Shill me your stupid-ass startup ideas

Pretty sure they use kriging and reflection seismology for this.

I don't think anyone else here is technically competent enough to implement it, so:

The gist of the idea is to use a network of smartphones as makeshift seismometers to listen for seismic events (earthquakes), and then use full waveform inversion to generate extremely high resolution subsurface maps that can be used for oil and mineral resource exploration. In order to gather the data, there's going to be a software library that developers can include in their Android apps and get paid for their users collecting seismic data as an alternative to showing them advertisements.

Because so many people have smartphones, this makes it possible to build out a seismic monitoring network with unprecedented sensor density and coverage with just the flip of a switch. This is especially relevant in developing countries where it can be a real pain to do resource exploration because of getting government approval and hauling over all of your expensive exploration equipment and personnel. But with this approach all you have to do is just sit and wait for some earthquakes, and then you can scout out every single mineral resource in the region of the seismic event.

The business model boils down to: pay app developers to collect seismic data from their users' smartphones -> wait for some earthquakes -> do an assload of high performance computing to reconstruct the subsurface (this will be somewhat expensive) -> sell the resource maps to oil and mining companies for millions of dollars.

[email protected] if interested. Going to bed and will check back in the morning.

Id like to seismically measure the sonic frequencies of your moms farts

This is more of a philanthropy thing:

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Same. We can sell weed too.

Seems promising. I'll do a bit of research on this and email you sometime this week.

I'm Jewish, so I can't support this

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I really like this idea. You could make those 60 second commercials on TV like the other defense funds. It would also raise a ton of awareness.
Kill yourself kike.

there's an app that captures earthquakes and uses neural networks so that's a good start. myshake.berkeley.edu

So far can't locate any research papers that indicate subsurface map reconstruction as you describe is feasible.

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ICO Advisory board.
Cashgrab at least 3% from any ICO, doesn't even matter if its a scam or the real deal.
Can't go wrong with that.

>he doesn't want to make money of other kikes
you're not jewish

lots of companies that do this. One here in seattle called New Alchemy that has done exceptionally well. Needless to say, this area has slowed

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>current year
>starting up a physical news paper

never going to make it

No vision

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Decentralised Jow Forums

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it would make hundreds of dollars

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I like it

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Heyyyyy, the smartphone user from a few weeks back?

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hey I got an idea! a way to have blockchain communicate in a decentralized tamper-proof manner with offchain data APIs

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That will be 1200 dollars, goy.

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>Get the design of a 3D-printable gun
>Probably something based on an Imura revolver or similar, in .22mag
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>Mass produce the fuck out of them
>Interchangeable single-use cylinders, package 2-3 with each gun and tell users to not use any extra cylinders after that
>Include a basic plastic holster
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>You've now got disposable, concealable guns which are cost competitive with baseball bats
>You can arm every single person who wants to be armed
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3d printed dental dams for the elderly

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>Jew: feed me your ideas. For free of course
>Jow Forums: ok!
The absolute state of Jow Forums

Your data is now bunched around where people live though which is a no go for exploration. You would also lack real detailed resolution as most deposits found today have little surface expression. Sorry to fud.

I hope you're joking. You cannot extract seismic vibrations from the noise in a smartphone.

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Yeah, Myshake is a good proof of concept to show that it's feasible, but their implementation is very crude compared to what I'm making. Also seismic tomography is pretty well known. It's like doing CT scan, but instead of using X-rays to see through the ground, you use seismic waves.

I'm doing full waveform inversion instead of the standard ray-based tomography. This lets me use *all* of the ray paths, even the ones that come in at weird angles because of diffraction and reflections, which lets me image the subsurface with relatively few stations since much larger swaths of ground will be lit up. It also lets me do high resolution imaging of feature sizes below the diffraction limit, since it's a wave-based method instead of ray-based one. So to respond to your points directly:
>Your data is now bunched around where people live
The system is designed to accept sparse station placements from low population density areas. Plus I'm mainly envisioning this being applied in developing countries like Indonesia, the Philippines, and western South America.
>most deposits found today have little surface expression
That's kind of the point. I can image the subsurface trap formations and reservoirs directly. Also FWI gives me enough subsurface parameters (P velocity, S velocity, P attenuation, S attenuation), that I should be able to image non-petroleum resources as well.

You absolutely can using the accelerometer. Admittedly they're not as sensitive as a proper geophone, but as long as you're within 20-50km of the earthquake you'll be able to pick it up just fine.

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Oh wow you're in Seattle too?

A dating app for local whites and dogs? I think it would be a huge success especially in the south with a high republican population

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It's a cell phone case with a solar panel on it.

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How the fuck does this not exist yet. I agree.

You think that the ATF is just going to let you mass produce guns?

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I know for a fact this method hasn't been done before, not even close.

Your thinking of Canadians.

AGI / AI development

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