This country is so simliar to us...

Are they? They just seem very cheap and tribal to me.

>we've always been in good terms and never really fought each other
fake news
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Wars

They are short-tempered subhumans who have no qualms about shouting and being as rude as possible to you. Other parts of Spain haven't been nearly as bad except for when I got shouted at by a Catalan bus driver in Barcelona for getting on the bus too early but at least he was apologetic about it afterwards

bus drivers are scum anywhere you go

andalusians are based because they fuck with guiris like you

I didn't have the same experience with them 2bh. They are just kinda stingy and stick to their group in my experience.

How about us?

>tfw when you feel so distant to Italian people even having an Italian origin surname while the rest of people here love them.

Charles V did nothing wrong though, doesn't count

Outside of coastal or southroons no one sees any resemblance.

As i said, we dont care about how aliens see us

You are the alien in Spain lmao

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He's right though.
We're more similar to France than to inland Castilla. Coastal Spain is very similar to the South though.

Wogs make such beautiful and kino friendships, I hope to see Jewllywood produce a comedy noir movie about four charismatic handsome drug and arms dealers of Italian, Spanish, Greek and Portuguese background

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Wars
Well, technically you were fighiting against France in Italy

Why do based Spaniards call White people "guiris"?

Can someone explain this to a dumb Amerimutt who doesn't understand such things?

Scottish bus-drivers are the nicest people you will meet

guiris = foreigners (mostly from northern europe but anyone who isnt a spaniard is a guiri) the whiter you are the more guiri you are

oh sure, there's plenty of nice ones here too, but there's ALWAYS a few shitheads in the mix

foreign white people

>This is the same user who gets triggered when called an arab

I love my wife Italy, I wish this weirdo Spain would stop looking at her lavishly

This

because spaniards don't want to admit that they warrant white so they made up a term for white people

>Prefering frenchoids over Spain

Spain trully is surrounded by traitors on all sides, we cant trust anyone

larping

we just consider nothern europeans whiter than us, at least we admit it

>>Prefering frenchoids over Spain
Those are just polentoni larping as Celto-Germanic.

only p*lentoni prefer France, Terroni chads know that Spain and Greece are our best friends

terrone mangia la merda

>Central/Western Europe is Northern Europe
user, I...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Europe

Ciao gianny

>polentoni
the sacred ibero-mezzogiorno alliance shall kick the shit of the disgusting northeners again inshallah

Cringe, we are not that similar, i think we are less in touch with the rest of europe desu

>Implying p*danian pl*incucks are not southern larpers
Wish more normies learned to look at surnames

It's not a matter of preference, the centre-north has always been culturally closer to France, as opposed to the Spanish south.

>Inb4 MILANO ERA ESPAÑOLA
Belgium was Spanish too, but geography plays a role.

The modern South feels closer to Greece/Italic Italy

Maybe, but the Spanish influence still pervades a lot of aspects of Southern Italy. Even the Italian spoken in the South has a lot of structures resembling Castilian.

you are not white giorgio

andalusians literally like larping as arabs tho

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I bet you don't live in the South
I am, Pablo

>I bet you don't live in the South
An external observer is obviously more objective.

Andalucians look like right not.left

>No
I see, so basically the equivalent of American anons talking about Europe

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>Denying the Spanish influence on the South after centuries of political union
I'll never get this.

>Denying
I'm not denying it, I'm saying the (modern) South is not that close to Spain, it feels closer to a mix of Greece and Italic Italy
You are talking as if their influence is still heavy

This

(Naples can be treated as an exception, as usual)

> Italic Italy

All of Italy feels very Italic. What am I reading. Honestly Spanish influences can be felt in southern Italy, whether you like it or not

you can trust us!

Nice reading comprehension

I wont fall for your tricks, i only trust fellow Castillians

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It's pretty functional thank you. Saying it's close to Italic Italy is a redundancy, it's ridiculous you even typed that

Maybe you're right that I'm too focused on Naples.

Southern Italy is Spanish
And Pianura Padana is Germanic
Didn't understand this was a (you) baiting thread

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>Pianura Padana is Germanic
Only the north-east

All of Italy belongs to España

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>when I see a brown manlet flirting with Italy

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You are not even the same user?
I see, the seething one must be one of those /ita/ normie crybabies
That city always felt kinda different, surely you can say that one still has a decent amount of Spanish influence

Friuli and Trentino/Südtirol are not P*dania

Came back from Seville 3 days ago, saw a lot of people with blue eyes and almost everyone had pale skin (they avoid the sun like hell, understandable if you think there's an average temp of 38 C during the day)

Veneto is, and the rest of P*dania definitely isn't Germanic

You should try killing half of Italians then

Veneto is Venetian, pretty different people/culture
And agree, the rest of P*dania is just a big larp

...

No, I could never harm Italians

I burned to death when I visited it with nearly no Sun exposure, it's also because of its height
What do you think about Austrians?

(I meant Spain, the centre and the south)

italian girls are more atrattive and crazy than spanish girls.

they remind me the average argentinian woman

youtube.com/watch?v=EYbQ_RZziwg

why is she whispering like a retard

>What do you think about Austrians?
cute girls with funny accents

it's called ASMR

I can't keep up with all this faggot incel shit

Gotta say the same

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It's a roulette, you either get an obsessed mommy gf, or an egoistic cunt
Mostly the latter, and in most cases you won't know it right away
No means no

Sexo

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Dear God the autism in this thread

I was also pulled up by guardia civil and they were just as dumb and arrogant as Italian Carabinieri. Apparently going out during siesta is suspicious af there

They were friendly chads when I met them

Guess I was unlucky then, they went crazy when they found my rolling papers but calmed down when I told em I only smoked in Social clubs

Guardia Civil forever based

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I noticed this too. Their social being reminds me of that of piedmontese rural people

They literally gave AT MOST 3€ for group gifts lmao

>Portugal is a spanish region with more autonomy, its not a real country
More like Spain is a Portuguese region with more autonomy. You are nothing but west Portuguese people. Accept your faith amigo.

that doesnt even make any sense

>check twitter
>it's legit
wtf i love the guardia civil now

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Y SENOREEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

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