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Bradu Pittu edition

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youtu.be/uvxagNIBVLU
reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/d1bt07/amouranth_pussy_slip_on_stream_credit_to_uhoesmad/
youtu.be/RInF-tGFIbw
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Shit film

Goodnight.

At the toil factory but the toil factory is shut down so I sit here and shitpost.

Y’all finna?

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bout time for the 45 minute bus ride

Nah my bud’s finna getting some pussy tonite he still hasn’t sent me a message cuz

600 calories for breakfast, 1700 left

lol what did you have that was 600 calories?

Get two Big Macs cuz

3 eggs, two pieces of turkey, roll, and butter to cook eggs in

also some spinach but not much caloriew in that

Image made me do a kek

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Finna hadn’t had me do even a smirk

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You're not doing the AAVE thing right

I finna boutta reinvented it
I calls it FKNS

I rem ember taking the bus and train to college very gay. Now I just toil and drug.

Hope Manchester didn’t smoke any of those fake cancer and pneumonia causing weed carts.

Don't kbie what you mean by this

how come olmec statues look like blacks?

didn't read

youtube.com/watch?v=MtalpBUyl5I

Hallo Kamerade!
Wie geht es?

I don't vape

forgot how to sleep, debating necking

:P

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"I said ID NOT Bruce Lee"

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youtu.be/p1YwrnKnGUw

OFFICIAL

THREAD

THEME

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necking

debating what

>OFFICIAL
>THREAD
>THEME
disregard that
he sucks cocks

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Mine bombed Pyongyang. Wonder if I would say the same thing if I was Korean...

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didnt shave or shower all weekend think im going to go to work like this anyway

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Who's that green guy?

My gf

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Why not

It's more expensive, it's been around for less time, and it's not as good of a high

>2D
>AND female
Women are good for conversing and relating to. Guys are better for the bedroom IME.

Nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask

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probably watched this movie 20 times as a kid

Just had sex with the GF
Shot the load on her belly and it was pink
Ya boy cum’d blood

Too early to worry? Never happened before
At least the Chlamyd results last month came back 99.9% negative...

REAL Thread Theme
He is Canadian, American, and looks like he could be Mexican due to Antiochian christian ancestry.
He is the ultimate /cum/mer
youtu.be/uvxagNIBVLU

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Now where did that wife put that flight plan?

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Wow that nicca look gay asf
I only know the Jim C. one

>trips wasted on terrible post
"My bad"

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My grandfather shot vietnamese people and calls Chinese people chinks
Now his grandson posts pro Chinese posts online and wishes he was born a Chinese man

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making some chili

Do women like it when you refer to them as fertilizer for your seed

if you mean women (male) probably

your mom seems to like it

>old women and men
neither can be fertilizer idiots

you asked if they like being called fertilizer retard

dude people have grown mushrooms from their cum tissues. if your seed had human bodies as fertilizer to draw nutrition from i'm sure you could grow some stuff

>its noon
>currently in the 60s
>early september
wtf i LOVE climate change now

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men arent women

your dead seed is acting as the fertilizer in that situation

anyway feel real dang comfy so im going to go to work later buds

before i dip

reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/d1bt07/amouranth_pussy_slip_on_stream_credit_to_uhoesmad/

daily redpill
youtu.be/RInF-tGFIbw

Fuck you.
>Tracking calories.
If you’re fat, just stop eating until you reach the weight you want to be. Then just repeat the process after you get fat again.

Swedes can’t make chili

guess you could call it a chilly instead

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WE
WUZ

my doctors office is literally a shopping mall that's owned entirely by kaiser permanente. american healthcare is a mistake

Pepe :DDD

I thought the concentrated thc could blast you off like a rocket

Imagine being a slave to pussy.

gender inequality was caused by the jews change my mind

perro :D

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it's fuckin' cold down here. fucking storms a comin' ahh.

Tranny janny tryna ban me
I Refresh then renew and shout "nigger unhand me"

nothing more cringe than people trying to fight and epically troll jannies who are just doing their job

>$0/hr

it's not a job if youre volunteering

the rush in janny banned me for saying texas had a bigger gdp than r*ssia

i want hyper refresh rates for threads
this site needs to be more like a chat and less like an image board

some imageboards show what you’re typing while you’re typing it

berlin is the capital of the west

he banned me for racism
All i said was nuck figgers
how is that racist?

baited for this EXACT reply

Ridiculous and wrong

It’s Washington DC easily
Runner-Up London isn’t even close
Berlin is second rate

actually i just baited (YOU) for THAT exact reply!

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Moscow > DC

>wake up
>not in US

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NNOOOOOOO

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i got çnaccç :*

I'll citizenship marry you if you can afford your own place. No homo

epic meme recap

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judging by the picture i think that swede dude did a pretty good job at playing the clown
maybe it was mostly movie effects too though

*pictures
not that picture
that clown looks out of place as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=13WAhlE02ew

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>cold one minute
>hot 10 min later
wtf is this weather

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based

it's a katy perry song

thank you, cananon
lol

are you in commiefornia

why wasn't i born to be this handsome

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i'm in the northeast

woke up in the middle of the night early sunday morning, like 3 am, went to drink some water and sat down for a minute
thought i had to fart, but it was actually a torrent of diarrhea, i was forced to jump in the shower and had to throw my underwear in the garbage

its over for us

that's what happens when the clouds go away