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Have been in the meeting room with toilberg and HR all day.

Doesnt look that peng 2bh

Shrek has a kino soundtrack

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>hurricane in canada
>bushfires in australia

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weeb freak

It’s safe mate, it’s vacuum packed.

*chucks acid in yer mug*

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extreme weather events will bring us together

hello potion seller
i am going into battle and i want your strongest potions

fuck off chink

here I am, stuck in the middle with EU

Aye. As long as it hasn't gone funny. Smoking is a preservation method after all.

Drizzle in Yorkshire

>know basic japanese
pathetic weeaboo virgin

wheres craven

i make louter good posts mate

blog on incel

happening in cheadle

Use by dates are hebrew tricks and are meaningless.

we speak english in this general

You can't handle my potions mate

Samefag

newfag

ok Francois van de dun doo Kroenjie

reckon at this point in time the only way for me to stop COOMING is to chemically castrate myself

We need to isolate the gene that makes vaginas grippy

mum unironically told me this exactly

i speak louter english mate

It's legal to buy a cake and then throw it in the rubbish without eating it

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dadberg told me to learn about how the real world works by watching judge judy

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did the hurricane get you mate

hmm

trying to get a jump on the washing up Rasheed? haha thanks for the help mate x

*drinks a beaker full of vaginal grip genes*
uh oh!

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perth is the most remote city on the planet

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entire of South East Queensland was covered in smoke and dirt on the weekend
has drizzled a couple of times in the last few months haha

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wish it did and blew me far away

i smoke louter weed

teacher organized a get to gether, 25/35 (including me) cancelled so far

bleach isn't an acid

get a vaginal grip

Nah it's just down the road from Dundee

We need to isolate the jeans that makes vaginas grippy

Southern fried chicken tendies and scampi for lunch lads

no way, I don't believe you

thank you for using the word louter
its a good word, shall remain using it to see if it catches on

get her, i hardly knew her

seeing fractals lads reckon some paki twat slipped acid in my morning mug

skinny ones, I reckon

youtu.be/HLHMxFGqhIs

we don't care you insufferable yellow shit

one nation is cringe

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DUNDEE MENTIONED

might dabba beddy bye bye soon
any asmr reccies? cheers x

‘olland is based

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god’s punishment for the white man inhabiting stolen lands simple as

closest city is adelaide, that's 2000km away
it's closer to jakarta than sydney
mad isn't it

sure would be a shame if it made it to ireland...

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having sex with a hurricane

the premier league?
i watch louter league one games of teams withouth non british players

not ready for the cooming meme
like wanking too much
can't wank for 3 days a week. The CUM back one is always so good. Feel like a new and improved man after.

astaghfirullah

here i am
rock me like a hurricane

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Playing some Warmane. Classic can stick it.

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the weird thing is how isolated it is and its probably the most generic capital city and they don't even have an accent just have a different name for a very small amount of things

its coming home

mental how they survive so far from civilisation too

havent wanked in a couple of days and the thought of a hurricane sucking me off just gave me a stiffy
gotta COOM NOW

got a date tonight i dont want to go to

hahahahaha

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honestly feel like my dicks going to explode after 4 days

name on

the best part is if you don't touch your willy for three or four days and it feels so nice when you finally do let your hands sink below belt level

vocaroo.com/i/s1k5N2N3GV4o

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even good dates suck
petrified at the tought of being 30 and single and having to internet date

did the man crick it?

could get your end away though my lad

Deborah

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just exploded

walked down the stairs just now

don't recognise the man in OP's post
assume he's from some kind of black and white version of top gear from the 70s

youtu.be/JWGl_hG-4fU
do aussies rate friendlyjordies

Bloke in a dress down the road
I think he might be a sheikh

>wake up with hours missing
>wake up with random cuts and scrapes on my body
>no idea how i got home
ahh yes being an alcoholic really sucks

Hahaha COOM