/brit/

>teheee moni looks like that?! (that will make the lads laugh) teeehee

based

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gorrrrrrrrrrr

– Race riots occur at London's Notting Hill Gate, television crews were accused of encouraging the riot by staging reconstructions in the street.
I don't get it

teehee good one

Mike Skinner recorded a promotional song for Hennessey that got 20k views on youtube. I don't like to see my main man and legend like this

phwoar
charles got in early

It should legitimately be illegal for women to be this cute and not be my gf

youtube.com/watch?v=mpZXFdWh7KA

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fokin 'ate when girls do that hand under the chin thing to hide their double chin

...

bet you're a patron you freak

Think they were basically re-enacting the riots to get more footage which helped lead to the riots continuing

Colonel Blimp is on TV you ain't /brit/ unless you've watched it and sympathised entirely with Wincandy

how do I persuade the gf to go see joker without letting her know im an incel?

imagine being born british and not having seen most of the archers films by the time you leave your teens

have sex

just wanted to say your posts are very good and i appreciate them x

see:

the fuck is a lintel

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*lintcel
someone who can't get anyone to have sex with them because of how much fluff they have in their pockets

he meant to say incel

hello yank

alright me jubbly vicars daughters whats the cherry bakewell in this end of herefordshire me bloody carousels then gordon bennett and an half or wot

believe it's a type of bean

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Stuck behind goats

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alone they are grim but together: peng

Sadly we are in the vast minority. most Brits would turn it off because its old and theres' no CGI

YOU LEAVE ME ALONE IN THIS COUNTRY

christ london has really gone to shit

your brain is damaged

shagged a dutch bird the other night, kicked her out at 6am sharp and watched her awkwardly lanky head smack against the incel.

idk i feel like they look like tranners

RIP

Thing is I was a sex tourist in France, Spain and other so called first world countries. That's what you are failing to see. Not taking advantage of any disadvantaged people.

willie bum poo poo

shagged a dutch bird once and when i fingered her she shit down my arm

I'm not a gimp, just very lonely

PISS OFF

bizarre slagaroonis

look like my ex and her twin a bit tbqh

yes we know nonce and then you realised you had to leave europe because despite going as a "sex tourist" you never managed to have any sex in the first world

Wish I could have shagged the dutch bird on my course, she was really tall

i make the most ' bait posts in the general but nobody calls me nonce because im anonymous haha

yes (((they))) are quite odd looking
distractify.com/p/kaplan-twins-ex-on-the-beach

Feel kinda bad for young asian men, no one here wants to shag them

Remember the 6 foot 5 dutch bird on my course was dating a 5 foot tall brown midget. She looked like charles de gaulle which made it all the more bizarre

>I'm not a gimp, just very lonely

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thats because they're a bunch of weirdos who can barely hide their medieval attitude

Funny how you conveniently forgot about those posts which i have also made for years

love tall girls me, too bad they are so rare

Ah finally, you admit it.
You are a middle aged sex tourist.
You just chose Thailand to settle on because it is the easiest of the bunch to live comfortably be a sex tourist.
I haven't failed to see anything, I know exactly what you are about.

MISS HIM SO MUCH LADS, JUST WANT HIM BACK

youtube.com/watch?v=P8XpFIDJPXA

youtube.com/watch?v=NVZaaPX-pAI

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How tall?

yeh love that video of you failing to chat up some drunk munters in the centre of paris

Don't slut shame me alright?

the taller the better

if you want to shag tall girls go to groningen on a thursday

imagine the smell

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If white people are so great, why are most serial killers white?

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Join the house of commons live from Twitch.

Not that one (in which I was showing a disciple how it's done and I ended up pulling on day 2)

they just have bad personalities bro

Must be weird for those refugees going to places like Sweden and being completely ignored by the local women after being told they would be all over them.

I love it when you call me BRAAAAAAPyorita!

"sure" you did. you're too ugly for anything you say to be beliveable and you know whtat or you wouldn't be praying on the literal third world.

Scotland getting BROWNED

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dont care
dilate

hate michael owen

youtu.be/TiFCCQlZBjg

how does she have no stretch marks when she so thicc

hate fate people even more

Back at it again

Shit toil

framecel

wanktoil is horrible

why?
it is shameful, I reckon you even realise that yourself, you're not stupid.
the fact you are still doing it into your mid 30s is almost pathetic.
you probably let at least several decent life partners pass you by in your pursuit of meaningless shagging.
you're just playing yourself at this point, have been for probably the best part of a decade

shut it nerd

Diarrhoeacell

might buy an apple watch

God I fucking hate the lot of you so much

why is the east and east midlands getting the least?
we should be sending them to our shitholes

God shes so peng

youtube.com/watch?v=nQ1ga8yuM50

we do: scotland

premium incel

just answered your own question

very cute in a weird way. plus mentally ill so you now she needs to be nurtured

oh my god instant wince from her piercing, abhorrent, shrill, high pitched American screeching.

What the fuck are you ranting about? I am in a loving relationship and have found the perfect life partner. She was worth the wait

do you really think east midlands is not a shithole?
have you ever even been there?

i reckon. do you reckon?
i reckon all the time

you've said the exact same words many times in the past. don't lie to yourself