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doritos cheetos and fritos

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alri tim

learned in unitoil this morning that the brain sends little signals to get you to not change your mind on things if those things were formed as a result of you being in a certain social/political group

basically that's why it's hard to get people to change their minds on things, their brain's poking and prodding at them all the time whenever they hear reason

Prove it

Wondering what to make for packed lunch tomorrow

nah you're wrong

The anglo answers to the eternal scot

Would you rather spend a year in Spain or Russia?

spain

Why are women so awful lads?

everyone loves magical trevor cos the tricks that he does are ever so clever

spain

shagged a dutch bird the other night, kicked her out at 6am sharp and watched her awkwardly lanky head smack against the incel.

would like to visit russia
never seen snow, would like to ice fish in one of those comfy huts next to a dacha too

Apprentice lad here hoping they start teaching me to weld soon

Why?

>russia is so good everyone has a summer house

russia is bleak and really poor

What are you gonna be welding mate

Apprentice lad here hoping they start teaching me to suck cocks soon

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Prove it

watch bald and bankrupt

shut up doug

Good on you Bruce

dystopian image

rewind to the 0161
pulling a suitcase down the oxford road
saw a 20 man brawl in the chippy
couldn't see liam and couldn't see noel

He only travels to rich places outside Africa

i guess i hallucinated all the videos in russia then

Redpill me on smoking please

must have

its expensive, makes you stink and kills you.

spastic cunt

only peat-gavels don't smoke

nice with a pint though

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It's based

Know people that smoke but don't have cancer

been looking for this one cheers mate

Been out of work a year now. fairly raring to get back to work at this point

Same haha

what you looking for? i'll take prettu much anything but carework and garbage door to door shite

Laboratory work/QA mostly

How is tyne and wear? it looks cool and comfy

Comrades.

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walked down the stairs just now

like anything that isn't london, it's a shit hole

been putting in mad work this year on road plod on the ropes

anglo-spanish war now

going to start a master's in London next week, what should I expect?

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Redditflaggers always type in this faux aloof, detached, semi-ironic, lowercase spelling way. This "i dont take anything seriously, im so above it all" posturing. Coupled with 'laddish' slang to try and pretend like they're a tough working class deano. It's all an act though. They're gay middle-class student freaks.

ah yes doug the neet dole merchant namefag scotchink

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GCHQ took Tim out to see what the reaction here would be, because a) he's well liked here, b) he would be easy to manipulate, and c) we are the biggest group of people that like him

make sure you carry water with you because of the acid

youre not entitled to lunch

expect to feel like youre in Mogadishu or Baghdad

gchq are a bunch of fucking net nerds

those kids that got bullied they grww up to abuse power they have from their job now its how the state gets them to do anything they want, invade anyones privacy

because first and foremost they are fucking nerds

Reddit is nothing but yank propaganda these days

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give it a rest rorke

it's monday evening

i don't have the energy to refute any of your points (which by the way, you're wrong)

Today in electrical class we used the multimeter to measure the voltages in various parallel and series circuits
I also was also able to retake a test and did 8 points better than I orginally did

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how peng is newcastle?

youtube.com/watch?v=dTzjk9MoUTE
choon

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catyank?

Tim is not liked here

Oh, you've done it now, lad. Expect a big parcel at your door containing logs of all the fucked up porn you've been watching. I hope you don't still live with your parents.

HOLY SHIT NO ONE FUCKING CARES

lots of travelling and generally cold non talkative people

gchq voyeurs can suck my dick and they can know the length of it in a few clicks

>parliament streamed on twitch
fucking hell just end this

how easy is it to shag in newcastle?

No I'm Charlie

malamong

PIssed that the Soviets refused to photograph most of the lend-lease gear us and the Yanks sent them because 'muh industry' and all that bollocks.
Now everyone thinks that Ivan and all the other lads were all equipped with PPSH-41s and T-34s from the outset instead of shitty Sten guns and M2 light tanks.

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PogChamp Kappa ResidentSleeper

The majority of people here do care about Tim

basado

got my shaggers provisional there

...

I'm wearing that shirt right now

accidentally poured a small amount of beer on a girl in London last week and got a very harsh stares from everyone in the pub

I was reading on a bottle of wine that residents of the UK and our colonies were once subject to a 19 crimes policy. whereby if you are convicted of more than 19 crimes in separate instances, you were banished to australia.

that's quite a lot of malicious cunts isn't it? I always thought sending criminals to australia was a bit of a meme in the sense that we probably sent a bunch of normal people to colonise it too, and maybe sent many soft criminals due to prison overpopulation.
literally not the case at all according to this wine. we sent over 165,000 hardened convicted felons there, all convicted of over 19 crimes.

Australians really DID evolve almost entirely from murderers and rapists that the colonies no longer wanted.
How do aussies reconcile their great great great great great grandad being a rampant murderous, thieving rapist?

GCHQ definitely knows the size I report my penis to be and the actual size
I'd assume if it was too small they would have contacted me with their condolences

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>>>/fuck off chink, please get a job/

Its amazing what a shit haircut can do to your attractiveness. Normally I'd be a 10/10 right now but lost 5 points because of how shit my hair is atm

ORDAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Omegalul Pogchamp