Be American

>be American
>think of burger
>get zapped

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this cant be real

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU MUST BE HEALTH AT ANY SIZE

Can't wait until I have to get chipped just to work, and corporations will beam ads directly into my brain.
It'll be so cool to have them analyse my every single though to bring me their newest and best products.

Little zappy in brain can be good for you

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I feel like people would associate getting zapped with food and develop a weird bdsm fetish or something

Never been a better time to get into masochism. Just fuck my whole shit up

10 years and they make one when boycott israel

lol

zib zab :-DDDD

now do the same thing for drugs

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LMAO u eat borgers

not anymore they don't

>10 years and they make one when boycott israel
Based

Won't this take them to the opposite extreme of being anorexics?

why are americans so fat?

chips haven't been implanted yet, give it time

>be american
>think of joos
>get fried to death

Based clockwork orange

lel

Deep brain stimulation is the future of psychotherapy, like gene therapy is the future of physical therapy.

A burger told here that cola is cheaper than water iin some parts so probably schizophrenic prices on stuff

>think about food
>get zapped
>"oh no I'm thinking about fo-" *ZAP*
It would be like telling you not to think of pink elephants, how would this work at all.

>randomly see picture of food while browsing internet
>AAAH MY BRAIN

I wish they would do one for interracial porn

>posting pictures of food is the american version of the anti-china pasta

>in some parts
all parts

lmao

He is probably talking about bottled water. Tap water is free and a paper cup is 10 cents. while a bottle of water is usually 1$

I pay 1BRL$ for a water bottle and 0,50/70 for a cup
4BRL for a water bottle (1 dollar) is so fucking darm overpriced for my standarts

To boycott Israel u gotta boycott Americans
Buy android not iPhone
Euro Asian n local clothes not USA brands
Local restaurants not burger chains
Asian cars then American cars

Soon they’ll beg us for mercy

Cuz they invented aids

Almost anywhere will give you tap water for free, it's just bottled water that's sometimes expensive.

This no more wmaf... too many autistic kids from yellow fever fags

>be american
>think about food
>get zapped
>go to school
>get shot
>go to walmart
>get zapped and shot