/brit/

watches-of-switzerland.co.uk/Vacheron-Constantin-Traditionnelle-Tourbillon-6000T/000R B346/p/17510301/

like what goes into a watch to make it worth £117k

je ne pense pas tu peut

I tried to have a laugh about it with him, and try to bring up points we agree with, but he's genuinely angry about it, and I think I'm the only Brexiteer he knows so he wanted to talk a lot about it with me

learned in unitoil this morning that the brain sends little signals to get you to not change your mind on things if those things were formed as a result of you being in a certain sociopolitical group

basically that's why it's hard to get people to change their minds on things, their brain's poking and prodding at them all the time whenever they hear reason

Hard to watch Euphoria without wanting to have a wank
Is it the most sexually charged show ever?

it's funny how these people (on both sides) until a few years ago didn't give a shit if we were in or out the eu and now suddenly there is nothing more important for this country or politics

er this is /BRIT/ not /FROG/

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Fuck is going on w Tim?

No sex in 4 weeks

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pourquoi pas ?

>je peux parler le francais

>at this uni society two years ago I met this guy named Jim
>he was in his mid 30s, only in the uni because he decided to do a PHD just out of the blue
>I like Jim, even though he's over a decade older than me he's top bants and we're both right wing which is quite a rarity in uni
>As I become close to Jim I start to meet more of Jim's friends, non-students
>A lot of these friends are women, women in their mid 30s
>Me: 5'8, slightly podgy in the stomach, arms as big as cigarettes, and with yellowish teeth
>Some of these girls were all over me

Women have this weird desperation thing that kicks in in their mid 30s lads.
It's bizarre. I have no job, I'm a student yet still some of them were weirdly overly flirtatious with me (perhaps because I'm doing a decent degree)

For any non-shaggers here, that's the key to become a shagger. Women in their mid 30s.
Their eggs are drying up and they know it.

blog on

great edition

I know a few people who deleted half their friends/followers on social media over brexit.
all of them were remainers though
it's always remainers being hysterical, never seen it the other way around.

>it's always remainers being hysterical, never seen it the other way around.
now you're just lying. why are people so blinded to their own side. i didn't vote because i felt unqualified and it's very funny to see each side blame the other of the exact same thing time and time again and refuse to acknowledge that they are doing what they are accusing others of

where do i go to pull them

moi aussi je peux parler français et anglais

I also didn't vote (black) but I agree with him

They seem to hang out in the classier pubs in town

ahh yes there are no hysterical brexiters lol

Coffee Shops.
They're too old for nightclubs but not old enough for libraries.

Definitely coffee shops.

I didn't vote either, and don't care either way.
so that's your theory of one side always blaming the other straight into the shitter.
honestly an unbiased casual observer who watched it all unfold among invested friends
people who voted remain become hysterical and purge friends over the issue
have not seen a leaver do the same
maybe that's just because leave won, maybe if remain won it would be the other way around.
honestly inclined to doubt it though

agree

what fuckin thread are we in

off to the library to pull some 70 year olds

i have no idea who purged who on social media
it's just funny to me that you think there are no hysterical brexiters that's all

in varietate concordia!

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Based and new world order-pilled

is this the world famous meat pie general

Do you ever feel shame being only able to speak one language?
I'm learning Spanish because I hate being a monolingual brainlet.

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I wish brits would hurry up and leave so we can get on with making the EU better

no since i speak spanish
how do you like it so far

No. I know 3.

vous souhaitez

bore da

Doing OHP at the gym de lads

didn't say there are none
that's statistically improbable
just that there are noticably, markedly more hysterical remainers that there are leavers
honestly if this were not the case, we would have left the EU by now, it's plainly obvious when you think about it

>it's always remainers being hysterical, never seen it the other way around.

you know I watched a video by this pleasant lady telling me to focus on Ser/Estar and Ir/Tiene as the holy trinity of verbs (counting ser/estar) as one and it's amazing the shit you can say with just those four.

If I ever get lost in Spain I could definitely get my way out of it and I believe i could have a very fluid conversation with a child (in a non-nonce way)

business idea:


/brit/ premium

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yes
I personally have never seen it the other way around
how does that translate into there are factually none in existence at all?
you're stupid

It will flop like Jow Forums Gold accounts did.

name them wench

>Do you ever feel shame being only able to speak one language?
why would I?
everyone who matters speaks english

In love lads

It makes eminent sense for a non-English speaker, whilst native English speakers only get a tiny fraction of the utility by learning French/Spanish/Chinese etc.

But yes, I would like to be able to speak and read French properly

/brit/ on a..

Friday > saturday > sunday > thursday > wednesday > tuesday >>>>>> monday

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what about messi
or the dalai lama
or Xi Jinping

you know nothing

English, Welsh and a little icelandic.

i see the same nurse once a month (sometimes twice) and its beyond obvious that shes into me now, she eye fucks me constantly gives me sly little compliments and always has a cheeky little smile phwoar i just stay for like 10 mins chatting shit n having a laugh with her everytime and shes even started wearing make up now

at what point do i make a move? i reckon its a bit taboo init

youtube.com/watch?v=KCil-kLGkvc

post the trap god

using this thread

yea, the dalai lama
like anyone will fuckin listen to him

didnt see the other thread, just clicked this one
is it a good one

english
urdu
punjabi

Dying languages
>Welsh
>Scottish
>Irish
>Bulgarian
>Lithuanian
>Estonian
>Latvian
>Romanian

anyone who learns any of these is a fool

based and BLUEpilled

i come here because there's something occasionally funny whereas Jow Forums is never funny

Welsh is my first language.

>learning Icelandic
quite literally the most pointless language you can learn

yet somehow me seeing them is invalidated by you not seeing them? again funny how you accuse others of doing what you are doing

why would you need to go to the hospital once or even twice a month, what the fuck is wrong with you

ask her if she wants to book an appointment in your bedroom

If dubs Brits leave on the 31

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fool

/brit/ used to be good before brexit, now it's all that's talked about

my husband just died

omg thats so sad, want to meet up and talk about it?

hmm i wonder which poster is here on a friday but not other days

that is based
there is something empowering about figuring out grammar in another language. it all kind of clicks at some point
however, you may be able to speak at a child level, but many of the idioms will be completely lost upon you until you immerse yourself
my spanish grammar is nearly perfect but i still had a bit of a hard time expressing myself when i was in spain

its the doctors not the hospital lad, used to be a boxer and ended up in a situation which means i have to have blood tests every month

no i can't meet up because..... i was the husband

you are mistaking decent bedside manner for flirtation
if you genuinely believe she's into you, ask her out in a way where you are not actually asking her out so she does not have to jepordise her career by giving an answer.
I.E. I'll be at X bar at Y time on Z date, would be funny if I were to bump into you there.

get ready to be shot down in flames with an awkward silence. do it at the end of your appointment so as not to draw out the awkwardness and disappointment, then change nurse.

Also what kind of disease have you got to be seeing a nurse once a month?

cant wait until brexit happens so the doomsayers fuck off and everyone can be friends again

you know those people that just take the piss with everything? yeah that's me haha i am a piss taker

Fuck sake, why are there 2 /brit/ threads? I just made one of the best posts of my FRICKEN life in the other one and now no one will see it. My genius will go to waste. FRICKEN heck!! I'm so FRICKEN fricked!!

omg thats so sad, is your wife going alone to the funeral?

can you pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?

why do incels believe every woman who does her job is flirting with them?

Never even remotely implied any of that.
Stop assuming things to confirm your own stupid preconceptions

*laughs maniacally*

Why did you learn?
Are you white or a chicano?

wait why are we here

Can you do the riverdance?

i am a fucking mug lads someone needs to knock some sense into me

Ladies and Gentlemen: Your football for the evening.

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Sure but anyone could once they've heard it.

man (kick) --> ball