You wake up in denmark

Nice, now I'm living in a state that actually works. And I don't even mind paying those scary-scary taxes.

*blocks your path*
>can I see some identification, please?

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I’d be pretty happy desu. Denmark has some very interesting history as well, which is a field I’m interested in. Tbh I’d feel more secure in a more militarily powerful country tho. I know if Denmark was invaded it would basically be the same outcome as what happened in WW2

I plant a bomb and then go back home :^)

Find a drinking establishment

I'd find out how much a pint costs

Move back as soon as possible

looks like any other city in northern europe

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I go back to sleep.

Can someone explain me the scandinavian phenotype. what makes you look this ugly? Saami or Germnic genes? Or both?

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Take the train back to Karlskrona

She is a sami mongoloid

>wonder how much I drank during the weekend to wake up with a blackout in Denmark
>check if I still have my wallet and phone
>thank the EU that my cellphone works without roaming everywhere in the EU
>call home and say I'll be home by the afternoon
>thank the EU that my passport is sufficient identification across the EU
>thank the EU that my bank card works everywhere in the EU
>shrug and catch a plane home

12:30 – 14:00
1 u 30 m
CPH–BRU
Direct
€ 134

have a beer then take the train back home to malmö

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good lad

Surely they take Visa and MasterCard outside the EU

PORCO DIO

>>thank the EU that my bank card works everywhere in the EU
What third world shitholes, besides maybe Cuba and Moldova, have bank cards that don't work internationally?